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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Luigison on July 14, 2006, 04:32:00 PM
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- One fourth of the worlds population is 25%. The other 75% don't know that.
- 86% of statistics are made up on the spot. The remaining 24% are not accurate.
- 75% of people are gullible. The other 25% think the preceding statistic is true.
- Four out of five dentists say to chew sugarless gum. The other one has a sense of humor.
- 51% of Americans think "mispelled" is spelled correctly.
I just made those up. Post your own, or quote some you like.
(I was going to post this in a fuzzy thread, but changed my mind. If this has been done before or would go better in forum games admins can merge or move it.)
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18% of Muslims are Arab. The remaining 82% are not. (This one is true)
Markio is 20% funny.
20% of every five people is annoying.
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"60% of the time it works everytime."
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TEM's last statement was 100% Oxymoron.
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Bird Person is 50% bird.
GiftedGirl is a 100% Gonzo fan.
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PaperLuigi 25% hates rock, 25% fears scissors, and 50% envies PaperMario.
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100% of all people are people.
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50% of the population understand math. The other 80% are unaware that they don't.
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This isn't really a statistic, and I didn't make it up, but...
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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HAHA That was good!
It took me 100% of 5 seconds to get that.
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50% of the population understand math. The other 80% are unaware that they don't.
That reminds me of a saying my math teacher said. (That is kind of like what bobman said.)
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can do math, and those who can't. (Sorry for being off-topic too)
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95% of the world phails. The other 5% win.
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5 out of every 4 people have trouble with fractions.
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5 percent for nothing.
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110% of the world is overpopulated.
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"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration."
~Thomas Edison
4 out of 5 dentists recommend...
"Sleep with a tootsie pop in your mouth and let it dissolve through the night."
... staying away from the fifth dentist.
21% of the population is paralyzed from the waist down. The other 79% is laughing at them.
(got idea from Scary Movie 2)
33.3% of 150% of the US population are illegal immigrants.
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Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
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"60% of the time it works everytime."
100% Anchorman quote.
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4 out of every 89% of Americans is human.
100% of the world's population is on Earth.
75% of all wood chucked by a woodchuck is not really wood.
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100% of the world's population is on Earth.
It's funny because that still isn't true!
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100% of the people that read solidmushroom's first post thought he was stating the obvious.
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There are 2 kinds of people in this world...those who like Mario, and those who are seriously deprived.
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1 out of 5 people agree that 20% is not a lot.
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It's funny because that still isn't true!
It is if you round.
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"Round numbers are always false."
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
"There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up."
So, next time I make up a statistic I'll be sure to use 1, 4, and/or 7.
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Baseball is 40% physical and 60% mental. If any of you have ever played the game you probably know what I'm talking about.
I have another sort of random statistic here as well. 100% of prime numbers are divisible by only two numbers.
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20% of 20 is 20%!
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"I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times..."
There are three types of stataticians: those who can add and those who can't.
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"A recent report from the Association for the Promotion of Statistics states that this year meaningless statistics were up 4.29% on last year's figures."
"A physicist once proved that every odd number is prime. He cited 1, 3, 5 and 7. He had some trouble with 9, but on proceeding, he discovered that the pattern held for 11 and 13. Finally, he put 9 down to experimental error."
There's a 100% chance that I just bumped my own thread instead of editing my last post.
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What is 2 + 2?
If you're a normal person, the answer is four.
If you're a mathematician, the answer is either four, ten, or eleven depending on what base you compute in.
If you are a statistician, there is a 68% chance the answer lies between 3.95 and 4.05, a 95% chance that the answer lies somewhere between 3.9 and 4.1, and a 99.7% chance the answer lies between 3.85 and 4.15. This of course assumes a mean answer of 4 and a standard deviation of .05.
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I am 100% annoyed that I made one topic with a reasonable name suggested by something Chupperson said and now 100% of a lot of topics now have to have similar names. It's 0% funny to me.
Edit: One of One Chuppersons didn't make said comment. 100% of all Insane Steves did.
Maybe an angst thread? A universal place where you can complain about whatever? I like that a bit better. I mean, we have one universal thread for the need to post nonsensical things, why one one universal thread for angst?
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Imitation is 50% flattery, 49% theft, and 1% pure stupitity. "Yeah! I'm stupid!"
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I am 99.9 % sorry that I started the similar name thread virus.
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McChicken contains 1% chicken.
Humans eat 750 pounds of fries a year.
Only 40% of jokes are funny.
You have a 20% chance of this message getting terminated.
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I am 99.9 % sorry that I started the similar name thread virus.
I am 100.001% sure it was not you.
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Well, this one isn't funny, it's actually true; Our body is 80%(or 70%) water.
I've also once taken a test to determine if I was 98% or 2% of the population. I got 98%. If anyone could find that quiz, make sure to post your results.
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There is a 1 in 250(0?) chance I'll win a Master Ball in Pokemon Sapphire.
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Sunny Delight, which claims to to be a blast of fruit flavor, contains only 5% juice! THOSE LIARS!! *BRZAP!!*
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I am 100% annoyed that I made one topic with a reasonable name suggested by something Chupperson said and now 100% of a lot of topics now have to have similar names. It's 0% funny to me.
This person takes his thread making 100% seriously.
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Lysol kills 99.9% of germs, we get 10% of what they earn!
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At least 90% of FG&S is spam. This thread is 51% spam. 49% of forumers may be infavor of moving all The NAME thread: Slightly reworded name here! threads.
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This person takes his thread making 100% seriously.
100% sure do! I take all aspects into consideration first: Will the topic last long with intelligent discussion? Will flame wars stay out of it? Will it be the first? Will it be original? If "Yes" is the answer to all, I make the topic. I should add "Will it stay one of a kind and not cause a flood of similar topics?" as a requirement, since a similar thing happened with YKYBAMGW... even though YKYVTFFTMW... had already been here... Well, I guess I can't help it. I'll make the topics the way I want.
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GiftedGirl is a 100% Gonzo fan.
True, true. :)