DISCLAIMER: Idiotic posts such as those rampant in the last few iterations of BORED will not be tolerated.
Narrator: Chupperson Weird was attending VacuumCon XVII. He suddenly came across an old character...
Roshan: Imagine meeting someone like you in a place like this! *double flips onto a display rack and begins shooting*
CW: *grabs a nearby vacuum* Take this!
Narrator: And the bullets were sucked into the vacuum!
CW: Good thing this was the new HyperVortex 3210 with enhanced bullet sucking power!
MMM: Look out, the place is collapsing! Let's head to the secret Japan section!
CW: Great plan! *ninja vanish!*
Narrator: Later, at the secret Japanese area of VacuumCon XVII, we find our heroes eagerly sampling the vendors' wares...
MMM: Hey, here's a rare version of Grand Fork Marauder XT episode 3!
Roshan: There you are! Now put your hands up and tell me where my cartoons are!
Narrator: TO WHAT LENGTHS WILL ROSHAN GO TO FIND THE LEGENDARY ROSHAN CARTOONS? HOW WILL CW AND MMM GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON
BORED-mk2 Super Crisis Helsinki 2013!
<comment>Listen up, people. Even though Jman's post was actually funny, you aren't quite getting the picture. Perhaps you didn't read Insane Steve's 100% explicit post. And I quote:
The most important thing to remember is that BORED is meant to be random.
Billy: Oooooooh! *posts random tripe that doesn't follow the plot at all*
CDVA: Now, Billy, that's not what I meant there. (moron)
"Now, random is good. However, random doesn't mean going off on your own tangents! This ruined a few BOREDs in the past. Make sure your posts contribute to the plot somehow! They don't have to make sense, but at least continue the story instead of branching into a pointless sub-plot. Read the earlier BORED threads to see examples."
Chupperson has decreed that his masterpiece will now be genetically engineered. The Chef got his one waste of space. Jman... Well, I hate to call that fairly amusing piece a waste of space, but it's not for BORED. Genetic engineering means, "death to you all!" And now back to the story.
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Narrator: We find our duo underground, at the Z=0 level!
CW: This is exactly like one of the Super Mario Sunshine glitches that have reached the mailbag. One of the many, I--
Roshan: ...
CW: Stop interrupting me! Oh, look, a big ol' remote!
Remote: I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PAYPERVIEW REMOTE! Gimme a quarter, and I might help you.
CW: As a matter of fact, we do need some fish. It's rather deep and dark and whatnot.
Roshan: I want gold! Not fish! *gives quarter* O Great and Powerful Payperview Remote! What wonders will thy work?
CW: *whisper*jonanderson*/whisper*
Remote: *poof*
Jon Anderson: Hekids! Sae YES t'not ooting maet!
Remote: *disappears*
Narrator: JON ANDERSON used FLASH!
CW: Incredible! We're saved! We can see the innards of the hills and ground! Z=0 never looked so nice!
Roshan: Oh my jigloyarns...
WHAT SORT OF AWESOMENESS WILL ANDERSON BRING?
WHY DID CHUPPERSON SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUMMON HIM?
WHAT IS SO EXCITING THAT PROMPTED ROSHAN TO USE CRUDE LANGUAGE AT THE END?