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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Area 64 on January 07, 2007, 09:23:40 PM
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http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/scientist-suggests-nasa-probes-killed/20070107132009990004?ncid=NWS00010000000001 (http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/scientist-suggests-nasa-probes-killed/20070107132009990004?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
Well... it seems we've done what we'd always feared would happen to us: use advanced technology to invade a planet and kill lower lifeforms. I just hope the entire galaxy doesn't come after Earth for this.
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Eh, whatever. We killed off some bacteria.......or something.
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All that article says is that we may have killed something. It seems highly unlikely to me that anything was killed.
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"Logical consistency is nice, but it's not enough anymore," McKay said.
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This just doesn't seem all that important. I doubt that the "entire galaxy will come after us."
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You know, I thought we had morals at this board. Now you guys are just shrugging off the blatant murder of more than one microorganism. What a pity... such a pity....
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Muhahhahaaaaa!!! Universal conquest will soon be mine! I mean, ours!
So what, you use Lysol or 409 or something in your house, right? Well, what makes spraying Lysol on tiny aliens any different?
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Alien bacteria are special.
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So a guy writes a paper: if this certain type of bacteria was there, we killed it.
I... agree.
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I'll bet those alien bacteria are thinking this:
"My fellow bacterians: On Kiau 87th, Bacteria date 8675309-1337, a day that will live in infamy, the planet Earth launched an antibacterial attack on our civilization. We have no choice but to launch a counterattack on -- wait, what's that...lemony smell? AaAaaGGGHHH!!! *SSPLOOORSH!!!Fizzlefizzle*"
Well, they wouldn't be thinking "*SSPLOOORSH!!!Fizzlefizzle*" because they'd be too dead to think so. Ah...bacterial genocide.
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Alien bacteria are special.
Speshal! In this board it's speshal!
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Today I got down to invading my dusty garage, using all kinds of weapons to kill off the enemy bacteria.
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I assume that today I've killed over 1,000,000,000 bacteria today.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Sorry. It's just that everyone's responses to this made me laugh. That, and I've never made my text biger before. XD
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Aw geez. Another possible war, with foreign bacteria from outer space?
DO NOT WANT.
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Pretty soon, some people out there will launch the non-profit company PETAB, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Alien Bacteria.
I wonder if this bacteria will eventually evolve into civilized life, like our planet did so many years ago.
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Or so it's hypothesized.
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Pretty soon, some people out there will launch the non-profit company PETAB, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Alien Bacteria.
And of course, the rednecks out there will create People for the Eating of Tasty Alien Bacteria. XD Just kidding. Who'd wanna eat bacteria?
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Are you so sure we came from bacteri..................never mind.
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Well GiftedGirl, some bacteria is required for you to stay healthy. And you eat it all the time, just the kind that isn't bad for you.
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Oh yeah. I forgot. ^^;
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Scientists have unearthed more evidence of alien lifeforms. Read more here. (http://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/signs-of-life-found-in-martian-soil/20070823150709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001)
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Microbial life on other planets doesn't really interest me. Though, that's most likely how life started on this planet, I'd rather hear news of an advanced (non-hostile) race. :/
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Eh, whatever. We killed off some bacteria.......or something.
Thats right, you don't believe in evolution don't you?
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No.
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmike-miles.com%2Flegorobot%2Fcomics%2F14.jpg&hash=fde21b4f32875f52835270939d80c4849f47cee6)
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I lol'd.
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Funny. :)
Did you make that yourself?
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Wait, the guy turns super saiyan and then hadokens him? He doesn't like, kamehameha him instead?
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No, he Hadawkins (http://richarddawkins.net/) him.
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OhohoHO.
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Hah, that's awesome TEM.
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TEM did not make it. Look at the URL and you will find many similar comics, most of which are not work safe.
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O_O
Dang, a few of those comics are pretty gross.
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OhohoHO.
Wow. I understood a joke before Chup did. That a first?