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Title: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 08, 2006, 07:12:50 PM
Polls don't lend themselves to having lengthy initial posts and this one is no exception. Think, vote, and discuss!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 08, 2006, 07:22:06 PM
Sapph first, Lizard next, Deezer, then the rest I don't have a set order for.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: HolyAarom on January 08, 2006, 07:25:42 PM
I think Megabyte has the most potential.

Also, if you're a staff member LD, how come you're fiery and not invincible?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 08, 2006, 07:28:18 PM
He is, look.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: TEM on January 08, 2006, 08:12:07 PM
I voted for Chupperson because he has the best hair and that's what Chupgirls find the most attractive.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 08, 2006, 08:12:39 PM
But what about non-Chupgirls?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: TEM on January 08, 2006, 08:15:07 PM
They're losers! :D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 08, 2006, 08:21:03 PM
HAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Markio on January 08, 2006, 10:04:04 PM
Well, I voted for Sapphira, but that's solely because she is a female.  J.J. has potential because he is not so active here and most people here are nerds; plus he's very political and most policticians are married.  MegaByte is smart but not so nerdy, and girls like generally smart males.  Chupperson might have a relationship develop over a long period of time, but he could definitely end up married, just not quickly.  Lizard Dude is more best man material, I think he'd try to maintain bachelor status for a while until the girl of his dreams swoops down and somehow woos him over, despite his reputation for being independent enough to not fall into a serious life-consuming relationship.  Deezer might, but there's not much to encourage it, except that I don't know much about him.  These are all cruel generalized stereotypes and shouldn't be taken seriously.  Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm wrong on all or most of these speculations.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 08, 2006, 10:09:17 PM
Poor J.J. only has zero.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 08, 2006, 10:36:36 PM
Markio's perspicaciousness has me rofling!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on January 08, 2006, 10:42:58 PM
MegaByte first, JJ last, but only cause he's canadian.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: bobman37 on January 08, 2006, 11:37:01 PM
I voted for Chup because apparently he's gotten some action already <LD's CT>
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on January 08, 2006, 11:56:32 PM
Ahaha, Bobman XD
And ahaha wtd on this thread? What's next, pairing up TMKers? (Do NOT get any ideas. Wow deja vu. x_X)
Hysterical CT, LD, especially since I get the joke behind it. XD

Why do I have the most votes? Because I'm a girl, wtd?
Chupperson or David make the most sense to me about getting married first (NOT to each other, although CW and LD together might have some potential, it appears ;) ). Who knows, though.

Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Deezer on January 09, 2006, 12:25:18 AM
I'm probably the furthest from being married.

I voted Dayton.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Insane Steve on January 09, 2006, 09:00:05 AM
Interesting thread, and a chance to test my extraordinarily lacking powers of personal observation.

First of all, I'm going to immediately explain why I'm not picking CW, Saph, or LD: The former two are about the same age as me, and the latter is not a whole lot older (a year or two, I think). Looking at myself, I honestly am not even close to being ready to marry anyone (as of right now, I'm not even ready to date seriously, although part of me kind of wants to at least try). Ok, between the other for, Deezer himself admitted he's far from getting married. Generally, most people know themselves better than anyone else knows them, so I'll take his word here. JJ doesn't strike me as being the kind of person who can readily get married either; maybe this view stems from the way he answers reasonable mailbag questions with unfounded insults, and that this is really the only thing I know about his personality.

I am left with MB and DD. I also don't know a lot at all about DD's personality; however, MB strikes me as being the kind of person who, at least, has a personality suitable for getting married sometime in the near future. He reminds me of a not-awkward version of myself in a couple ways. Thus, I vote for MegaByte, David being second, in my mind.

Then again, I'm a horrible judge of character.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on January 09, 2006, 05:16:22 PM
It is Chup.
C'mon, who CAN resist the CHUP?!?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 09, 2006, 05:17:14 PM
*Raises hand*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Markio on January 09, 2006, 05:17:36 PM
Markio's perspicaciousness has me rofling!

Why thank, you, Lizard Dude!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: DeadAwake on January 12, 2006, 09:13:51 PM
I voted David because I trust Deezer's judgment.  It would be nice if the staff all married eachother, then we could all be one, big, happy family.  Get more girls, and make the dream come true!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 09:53:51 PM
Ewwww.
Lizard Dude and Chupperson Weird already slept with each other, what next?
*Imagines MegaByte and David*
Ewwwwww.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Luigison on January 13, 2006, 09:57:39 PM
Well, I slept with Lizard Dude too.  I never slept with Chupperson though.  This reminds me of a joke that I dare not say here.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:21:06 PM
*Imagines MegaByte and David*
Ewwwwww.

That sounds so perverted. o_0
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:21:53 PM
Didn't mean it.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Suffix on January 13, 2006, 10:23:55 PM
I'm not sure how you couldn't have meant it, but you do know why this occurred, do you not?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:25:02 PM
Okay, I am now OFFICALLY scared!
*Gets into fetal position*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:27:26 PM
This needs the only useful smiley that I can think of right now... o_0
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Insane Steve on January 13, 2006, 10:32:29 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv495%2Finsanesteve%2Fellipsis.jpg&hash=e2f7832ada65e2229ea4ff7bed57b8d8)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Suffix on January 13, 2006, 10:33:31 PM
ARGH! You utter fool! TMK@E3! It's hard to use two beds with 5 or more people!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 10:34:14 PM
OH MY GAWD.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 10:34:51 PM
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Man, do I look stupid.

*Everyone agrees wth me*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 13, 2006, 10:35:06 PM
My eyes are  :'( ing themselves out.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: mario2_gold on January 14, 2006, 05:23:23 PM
I voted LD because he is like alot of girls :o oops! i mean (reading a card LD wrote) he is a great guy, with a great personality, and when he first meets you  he'll get hit with an arrow because he's stupid- I mean, hit with an arrow by cupid. From the desk of lizzird dude.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 05:26:35 PM
I voted for the only female member.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Luigison on January 14, 2006, 06:27:16 PM
I find it a little strange that guys here seem to think a woman is more likely to marry than a man, but given that most marriages are between a man and a woman, the actuality is that they are about equal.  On the other hand, there are overall 18 votes for the guys, but only 8 for the only girl listed.  So, maybe it's not that strange.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Insane Steve on January 14, 2006, 09:22:39 PM
Yes, but there is an average of 3 votes for each guy, opposed to 8 for the girl.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 11:55:00 AM
Ugh. Big talk hurts.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Suffix on January 16, 2006, 06:14:23 PM
I find "big talk" enjoyable.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Markio on January 16, 2006, 08:47:07 PM
The cool thing is that in a couple of years, we can find out who wins.

...assuming they come here to tell us.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 16, 2006, 10:20:01 PM
And that, Markio, is the true reason I made this thread. Not to see how people voted, but as an investment for the future. You figured it out.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: DeadAwake on January 18, 2006, 12:40:32 AM
You can't ignore the funny comments, though.  I especially liked how Suffix blew up.

And if my dream comes true, this will end in a tie.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 12:53:39 AM
i voted sapphira, i dunno why O_0
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 18, 2006, 02:00:35 AM
So your dream is Sapphira marrying one of us. Well, it won't be me. Sorry if that crushes your dream.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 02:03:11 AM
lol, thats funny
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Martini on February 07, 2006, 06:46:18 PM
LD because he seems like a lady's man.

Ayyyyyy *hits Juke box and glass breaks and cuts up hand* Ohhhhhh crap!!!! Ow ow ow ow ow!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on February 07, 2006, 09:11:21 PM
I think it's hilarious that people assume Sapph will wed first.  They clearly don't know her (or really, any of the staff) that well...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Insane Steve on February 07, 2006, 09:46:32 PM
A lot of people are using the highly erroneous "Saph's the only girl on the staff so she'll OBVIOUSLY marry first" logic. Which, is fine if the staff could only marry amongst themselves, but that isn't the case.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: bobman37 on February 07, 2006, 09:51:23 PM
Um, yeah. Guess which gender gets married to girls? I'll give you a hint: They aren't girls.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on February 07, 2006, 09:59:48 PM
So your dream is Sapphira marrying one of us. Well, it won't be me. Sorry if that crushes your dream.
I hope you meant HIS dream, not MINE. XD If not, w.t.d. x_X  Regardless, um... x_X

The logic that I'll marry first because I'm female is SO flawed.
If I (hypothetically) end up as the first to marry, that would seriously be surprising, weird, creepy, and freaky.

My ranking of who's most likely to marry first would be:
1) David
2) MegaByte
3) Chupperson
4) Sapphira
5) Lizard Dude
6) Deezer

Dunno about JJ, since I don't really even know him, so I didn't include him. Factors for those rankings include age, current situation, what individual has said, and just simply from knowing you guys.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 07, 2006, 10:46:26 PM
Yes, HIS dream. I was clearly talking to DeadAwake.

When did I get so many votes!? I was practically the lowest last time I looked.

Deezer, let's marry each other to prove Sapph wrong.

that would seriously be surprising, weird, creepy, and freaky.

Aw, your future husband is cry. :(
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on February 07, 2006, 10:48:33 PM
 
Deezer, let's marry each other to prove Sapph wrong.
x_X I KNEW it!  And...
...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: MarlieMoo on February 09, 2006, 07:40:11 PM
Hehe this topic is funny. :P

I don't really know them well enough, but I guess I'm gonna say David and Megabyte.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 09, 2006, 09:58:14 PM
Deezer, what I think, is handsome. He's really funny and has a great personality. I also find musicians and artists very attracting. Deezer is HAWT to put into extremes. XD

No, just kidding. Deezer is so nice and caring, but I'm not saying he is the only staff who is nice. Sapph is really the only other one that I actually know, but I just think Deezer is a great guy.

Here's my reasons in a list:

Polite
Funny
Caring
Nice
Helpful
Never gets depressed
Fun
Can take a joke
Handsome
Great personality
Doesn't get angry, ticked off, or anything that I've seen
Intelligent
Socially smart

And I guess that's it. GO DEEZER!! ;D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Insane Steve on February 09, 2006, 10:13:33 PM
Awesome. I think four words in that list describe me, total.

Any chance at all that I EVER get hitched?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 09, 2006, 10:20:36 PM
Well, why wouldn't you? Meeting your love is inevitable. Everybody will meet their love. It might not happen until you're 30. Mabey not even when you're 50, but you WILL meet somebody, I promise you that. :)

So keep your chin up, and don't doubt it. I trust you will, I.S.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Deezer on February 09, 2006, 11:12:22 PM
Khold's post just made my year. ;D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on February 09, 2006, 11:39:45 PM
/me moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 10, 2006, 01:09:21 AM
/me moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D

Hahahahahah!!! Please don't say that will happen :) *smiles very hard* Khold is gonna blush crimson when she see's this!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 10, 2006, 02:49:56 AM
/me moves Deezer up to first in the order-list--with Khold as his bride. ;D

Seconded.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 10, 2006, 02:56:33 AM
THIRD'D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 07:04:02 AM
[blush]Um.....Okay.........?[/blush]

I...don't know wot to say... :D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 10, 2006, 11:03:11 AM
It starts with "Will" and ends with "me?".
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 12:51:04 PM
Huh? What do you mean?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on February 10, 2006, 12:58:27 PM
Ummm
"Will you marry me?"
That's what LD meant, I'm not asking.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 01:31:25 PM
O.o
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Deezer on February 10, 2006, 03:40:43 PM
:D :D :D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 03:45:11 PM
I think Deezer is-a-likin'!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on February 10, 2006, 04:23:45 PM
That being said, I think I don't know what to think ......
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 10, 2006, 05:11:59 PM
I wonder who the best man will be?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 10, 2006, 05:15:03 PM
The best lady will be Sapphira and the best man will be...YOU! And I'll be the flower girl along with GiftedGirl and her twin!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 05:28:44 PM
I'll let pt_peach be the flower girl for Deezer and mine's wedding.

It starts with "Will" and ends with "me?".
Or did this mean I'll marry Lizard Dude? Meh, same thing for the wedding- Only MarlieMoo will be the flower girl.

XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 10, 2006, 05:44:15 PM
Can I be the page boy?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 05:45:06 PM
Sure!

But who will be the preacher?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 10, 2006, 06:36:46 PM
Watoad!  \:D/
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 10:07:19 PM
But Watoad-- Er, I mean Watoad doesn't come here very much any more...

But, I don't even know who I'm marrying yet.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: TEM on February 10, 2006, 10:11:30 PM
I'll be Watoad's understudy incase he doesn't appear at the right moment.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 10:13:37 PM
Mm, I'm not sure I want a 'dip wit' for a preacher. *Points at TEM's CT*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Markio on February 10, 2006, 10:20:14 PM
Today my sister said if she were getting married that I would be the flower boy and my brother would be the minister.  What a nutty family.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 11, 2006, 10:06:04 AM
Mr. Melee can be the ring bearer! We got it all layed out. XD I'm out of my seat laughing about this! ROFL!!!!!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 11, 2006, 10:11:14 AM
?0_0?

*looks through past posts*

Oh, I see. Sure, only if I don't have to wear a tux, the fancy stuff, etc. Bleh XP. I don't like teh fancy. Tis is too good! ROFL.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 11, 2006, 10:15:24 AM
I LOVe fancy things so I'll be looking fancier than the bride...wait, that's not allowed. DARN!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 11, 2006, 10:21:42 AM
Haha! So, if I dress like a hobo, you'll have to dress even worse than me? :D :D :D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 11, 2006, 10:24:32 AM
NOOOOOOO!!! There are exceptions to be made, dear Khold. The bride is NOT allowed to dress like a HOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 11, 2006, 01:33:46 PM
You can't tell me what to do!

/me tears up a shirt a and pants and puts them on
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: bobman37 on February 11, 2006, 02:13:47 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I want to be the cake delivery guy!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on February 11, 2006, 02:29:35 PM
I nominate this Thread of the Year. XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Insane Steve on February 11, 2006, 02:34:28 PM
Bah, I already have Black Mage's "Best male forum member" thread as thread of the year. This is a sort-of close second.

Thanks for the advice, Khold. Granted, I'm not offhand sure I'll live to be 50, but 19's much to young to be giving up, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 11, 2006, 03:20:41 PM
I'm going to post pone the wedding since Watoad isn't showing up.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 11, 2006, 04:50:02 PM
There's something that's just sprang into my mind...

wheres dezzer?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 12, 2006, 09:07:44 AM
I don't wanna be known as the worst dressed flower girl in the history of mankind! Please, where something pretty, for my sake? Guess what Mr.Melee, you must wear a suit because if you don't you don't get to be the ring bearer! *laughs like tom nook from animal crossing*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 03:30:32 PM
Okay. *goes and buys a fancy suit that has a rockin' turtle on it which reads "That Rockin? Must Be George Thorogood" Happy?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 04:19:17 PM
Meh, I cancelled the wedding. XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on February 12, 2006, 04:20:46 PM
Poor Deezer! He'll be crushed! How could you do that, Khold? How could you be so selfish and heartless?!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 04:25:56 PM
I cancelled the one with Lizard Dude.

Nobody told me that I was gonna go with Deezer! :o
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 12, 2006, 05:18:22 PM
Waaaa! I don't get to wear the pretty dress! Mr.Melee, you can go return that suit :D
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Jman on February 12, 2006, 09:41:18 PM
Oh, Khold, my young friend, now you've really backed yourself into a corner.  Poor Deezer.  He already has enough going on with running this grand place and then you shoot him down? 

I'm just fooling, by the way.  Don't take it seriously.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 09:53:15 PM
I know; We're all just messing around right now. ;)

Wow, I feel like I'm in the Pointless topic. XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 13, 2006, 03:16:20 PM
Or are we? *Twilight Zone theme plays*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Markio on February 15, 2006, 08:08:53 AM
Silly people, still think love is real... 2041?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on February 18, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
*Sigh*
I guess love isn't blooming in my air anytime soon...
*sigh*
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Jman on February 18, 2006, 10:50:15 PM
Or are we? *Twilight Zone theme plays*

Hello everyone.  Welcome to the Twilight Zone.  Tonight, we have a chilling presentation for you.  In this short story, a young girl goes off in search of a place called "The pointless Zone."  (That's you, Khold.)

But what she finds may not be so pointless after all...DUN DUN DUN!!!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 18, 2006, 10:52:06 PM
Uhhhhhh............................ o_O O_o

>_>
<_<
X_X
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Jman on February 18, 2006, 10:53:31 PM
I am so crazy...my gosh, it boggles even my mind. 
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 18, 2006, 11:12:45 PM
Quote
You're not crazy; you're just insane. Insane Steve, that is.

I read that in the history. But I'm giving you that title. ^_^
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Jman on February 18, 2006, 11:14:23 PM
Oh, so I'm insane now.  Well isn't that just...oh wait, now that I think about it, you're right.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 18, 2006, 11:15:06 PM
The Twilight Zone is a dangerous place..!

Oh, and, heaps of people are insane... mwa ha ha...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 18, 2006, 11:28:53 PM
We're all insane. Might as well change our names to Crazy Khold, Crazy Jman, Crazy Deezer, etc. XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 18, 2006, 11:31:46 PM
Except you're not Khold!!!!111!1!!!1

Ahem... I'm done now.

Anyway, I changed my vote to Deezer.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 18, 2006, 11:32:54 PM
Eh, sorry. I'm so used to Khold. XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Koopaslaya on February 18, 2006, 11:50:54 PM
Then why did you change it?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 18, 2006, 11:52:14 PM
I just thought it's time for a change... I guess. it was a mistake.

As soon as I'm able to, I'll change it to Kho|d.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 18, 2006, 11:53:13 PM
I'm probably not going to change my name again... I'm happy with Ultima Shadow. :)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Luigison on February 19, 2006, 12:09:05 AM
Koopaprince
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 19, 2006, 12:09:55 AM
Oh, that's a good one for Koopaslaya!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 19, 2006, 12:39:30 AM
Hey, cool, everyone that's posted on this page has a CT.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Toad on February 19, 2006, 12:59:59 AM
Hey, cool, everyone that's posted on this page has a CT.

*Toad breaks the trend*

.. anyway, I voted for Deezer. I trust his judgement (not that the others are stupid or anything), and think that he will pop the question when he feels the time is right (again, not that the others won't do it when the time is right..)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 19, 2006, 01:02:44 AM
Aw... may this trend rest in peace...

Anyway, who's this "Khold" person? I click on her profile, and she has over 1,000 posts! What is going on here??
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 19, 2006, 01:06:01 AM
Hello, I'm new to TMK. Can somebody show me around?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 01:32:24 AM
Hello, nice to meet y...wait a minute!
*Wipes Khold's shirt*
Saw a stain!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 19, 2006, 01:38:59 AM
I don't get it...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 02:25:28 AM
Heh, you remind me of a member called Syrhini...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 19, 2006, 02:57:00 AM
She is Syrhini, aka Khold. Heres the deal

She was Khold
Then Syrhini
Then Khold, once again.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 03:05:16 AM
C'mon, I fooled you that easily?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 19, 2006, 11:17:34 AM
Fooled me?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 11:56:53 AM
Boy, pt_peach, you're confusing yourself.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Koopaslaya on February 19, 2006, 01:11:29 PM
The people here once again make me just go:  "Wow."
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 19, 2006, 02:05:04 PM
But seriously, I don't understand. Forget it. I never will.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Khold on February 19, 2006, 02:17:24 PM
Dude677 was being sarcastic when he said I changed names.

Don't worry, I fall for things like that too. Once my brother told me "Look! Somebody wrote gullible on your ceiling!" And I said "What? Where?" Yeah... I get my gullibility from my mother's side of the family. XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: DeadAwake on February 20, 2006, 12:53:26 PM
Pssh.  Explain that custom title, then...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Markio on February 20, 2006, 03:22:53 PM
Watoad will probably wed first, if he doesn't become a pastor.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 01, 2010, 01:11:52 AM
The suspense is killing me.

(My money is still strongly on MEGAߥTE. J.J. has far too few votes and I have far too many.)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 01, 2010, 07:18:51 AM
Have you seriously been keeping tabs on this for the last four years?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on August 01, 2010, 12:37:32 PM
Did you bump this to "remind" the staff that they've yet to be married?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 01, 2010, 12:52:43 PM
In hindsight, I should have added a "They will all die alone" option.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on August 01, 2010, 01:05:29 PM
My bet is that you and J.J. will get hitched and adopt a Taiwanese child.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Glorb on August 01, 2010, 05:59:46 PM
I voted for LD because I'm a lonely man and LD has a big comforting beard.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: nensondubois on August 01, 2010, 07:51:25 PM
Glorb, that reason alone almost pushed me for voting him but I didn't for some reason.
I looked at General Chat and correct me if I'm wrong, but I saw someone named Insane Steve listed as moderator. Why isn't he in the poll?
I voted for Sapphira just because I have only seen her post maybe once and she's the only woman and...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: WarpRattler on August 01, 2010, 08:26:47 PM
It's staff members, not moderators. You'll note Fifth and Black Mage aren't on there either.

It's also horribly out of date. If we went from current staff members, Lizard Dude and J.J. wouldn't be on there, and it'd be unnecessary to have a poll for who would marry first anyway, as Luigison is already married.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: SolidShroom on August 01, 2010, 09:13:24 PM
I removed my vote and picked Chupperson because he's a player.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 01, 2010, 09:33:36 PM
Word.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on August 02, 2010, 07:45:08 AM
Since when do players get married?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: SolidShroom on August 02, 2010, 06:24:38 PM
When they meet the right woman. Haven't you watched any romantic comedies, WeeGee?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 02, 2010, 08:48:45 PM
People watch those?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 02, 2010, 09:16:07 PM
No, but Canadians do.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: David on August 28, 2010, 11:27:37 AM
There is a reason I tend to avoid this place.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: CashCrazed on October 01, 2010, 01:42:56 AM
I saw this topic when it first got posted...a long freaking time ago. So I'm wondering; have any of the people originally on this poll actually gotten married?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 01, 2010, 01:49:37 AM
@_@
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: CashCrazed on October 01, 2010, 02:08:42 AM
Awwww, did you miss me?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 01, 2010, 06:11:59 AM
The only thing that's stopping this topic from being a total oldbie love-in is that Watoad hasn't posted in it yet.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 01, 2010, 08:38:22 AM
To answer your question: I don't believe anyone's married yet.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: CashCrazed on October 01, 2010, 09:06:51 PM
That's a pity. Or maybe not...I guess it depends on whether or not anyone WANTED to be married at this point.

If that's not the case, then rock on, singles!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on October 01, 2010, 09:08:15 PM
The only thing that's stopping this topic from being a total oldbie love-in is that Watoad hasn't posted in it yet.

...Or Vidgmchtr. (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.moddb.com%2Fimages%2Fmembers%2F1%2F291%2F290859%2Fspray_trollface_copy.png&hash=65b61db50fc2ec6102dc18858ad3c127)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 01, 2010, 09:29:38 PM
Ah, Vid. I used to think he was annoying, but little could I comprehend the true horrors waiting in my future.

I say we should unban Vid and see what happens. (And Glorb.)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 01, 2010, 10:35:58 PM
I second that.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 01, 2010, 10:49:15 PM
All I'm going to say about this thread is, romance is hard.
Like, kind of impossible so far.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on October 01, 2010, 10:54:51 PM
I third LD's proposal.

Are you sure Vid was banned? It looks more as though he stormed out after having a major hissy fit.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: WarpRattler on October 02, 2010, 02:34:28 AM
Vid was banned a long time ago but hasn't been banned for like a couple of years now. He just doesn't care to come back.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 02, 2010, 08:30:46 AM
Yeah, I was going to say... it's not like unbanning someone who didn't plan on ever returning would summon them...

...Or would it?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Luigison on October 02, 2010, 08:43:22 AM
But shouldn't this thread be "Which staff member will wed next?"  I know I'm not on the list, but first implies that no staff member is currently married.  (Though I was married before becoming staff and think I did more for TMK before I was staff too.)

Oh, hey CC.  (Is CC the only member from the unmentionable society that didn't become a mod, staff, etc?_
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 02, 2010, 04:36:18 PM
Nah, there was frostbite and he only comes back once in a blue moon too.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on January 25, 2011, 12:16:46 AM
Revival time!
So... It's been 5 years since this thread was created. I'm almost certain none of us are married, excluding Luigison, of course. The bigger question is: Are any of the staff/former staff members even in romantic relationships? XD
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 25, 2011, 12:48:42 AM
When I saw that Sapph was the person who bumped this, I clicked the thread 100% expecting to see an announcement of her engagement. Guess not!

I can't even remember who I voted for. I think to end the suspense of this thread I'm just going to have to go ahead and marry Deezer  .

Actual prediction: J.J. knocks up some Japanese chick and is forced to marry her at swordpoint.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Sapphira on January 25, 2011, 01:18:15 AM
Wahahahaha! Although if I ever do get engaged, I'll totally have to post an announcement here.

I want to change my vote to "They will all die alone."  :P
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 25, 2011, 01:22:05 AM
"They will all die alone."  :P

All male members of the Fungi Forums are neckbeards and will thus die alone and afraid in a dark basement. No exceptions.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Jman on January 26, 2011, 10:53:51 PM
All male members of the Fungi Forums are neckbeards and will thus die alone and afraid in a dark basement. No exceptions.

Oh.  That explains everything. 
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 19, 2012, 11:03:33 PM
Deezer, is J.J. married yet?
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Deezer on September 19, 2012, 11:43:02 PM
I don't think so.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on September 20, 2012, 01:03:36 AM
I can't even remember who I voted for. I think to end the suspense of this thread I'm just going to have to go ahead and marry Deezer  .

Actual prediction: J.J. knocks up some Japanese chick and is forced to marry her at swordpoint.
J.J. is gay though, so maybe you're better off marrying him.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: The Chef on September 20, 2012, 08:29:55 AM
Really? I always took him to be the kind of guy who's attracted to nothing and nobody. :P
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 20, 2012, 10:55:19 AM
I don't know why, but every time I see that staff member posted here, I keep expecting it to be some big announcement.

Also LD, this poll says that I voted for you. DO IT!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: BP on September 20, 2012, 02:39:24 PM
I imagine when Lizard Dude is at a bar and a lady talks to him he takes a swig of his whiskey and says "Sorry, milady, but my first and only love... is video games"
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on September 20, 2012, 02:55:35 PM
I thought LD hates video games.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: The Chef on September 20, 2012, 04:25:36 PM
Maybe he's in an abusive relationship.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on September 20, 2012, 09:56:34 PM
He beats them on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: CashCrazed on September 24, 2012, 10:24:29 PM
Well, I'm back again...and here to ask the SAME QUESTION again....though it seems redundant at this point, I guess

Has ANY major poster I knew 10 years ago married yet?

(if not, I'm actually inclined to say WELL DONE, as most of the marriages I have observed have turned out quite poorly. Maybe Mario obsession is saving people from wasting their life bound to a person they don't really care for)

(After all, people are disappointing. MARIO is forever!)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Luigison on September 25, 2012, 05:13:09 AM
Welcome back CC.  I'm still married. 
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 25, 2012, 01:15:08 PM
To my memory, Toad is the only member who has ever gotten married while active.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Luigison on September 25, 2012, 01:56:30 PM
In my mind you and I got married while active. 
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 25, 2012, 01:58:54 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWoiGU.gif&hash=55020b98c0ccb7de3118d8d9182a83e7)
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 06, 2017, 08:16:48 PM
The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.


Current knowledge:

Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married

Additionally:

Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Fifth on June 07, 2017, 12:25:52 AM
The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.


Current knowledge:

Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married

Additionally:

Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge

I guess I don't really count as a staff member for the sake of this thread, but I actually got married about a year ago.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 07, 2017, 01:18:51 AM
Wow, congratulations! You beat all the staff/mods/regulars besides Toad.

The original battle still rages though.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Weegee on June 07, 2017, 03:45:07 PM
I'm married to my waifu. I have the receipt from Kaito's Japanese Body Pillow Emporium to prove it.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: TEM on June 08, 2017, 04:39:10 AM
我有女朋友, 可是我不要结婚。
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Suffix on June 08, 2017, 06:59:56 PM
I've declared multiple times up to now (not over here) that I plan on getting married when I'm 28, and that starts... uh... tomorrow. I'm hoping I can stamp out my student loans first, though.

Oh, and congratulations, Fifth!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: David on June 21, 2017, 11:14:54 PM
The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.


Current knowledge:

Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married

Additionally:

Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge

You are starting to slightly creep me out...
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lakitu on June 24, 2017, 02:53:59 AM
Yay Fifth!
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Suffix on August 16, 2018, 11:06:55 PM
I forgot to report on this, but as of last June 24th (January 4th legally) I am married. It's a pretty fun thing to be able to fly to Kyushu (south Japan) for family trips on my wife's side.
Title: Re: Which staff member will wed first?
Post by: Lakitu on August 24, 2018, 08:48:44 PM
Congrats, Suffix!