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« Reply #690 on: June 26, 2009, 08:52:08 AM »






One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

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« Reply #691 on: June 26, 2009, 12:18:55 PM »
My boner also fetches "My boner won't go away" and "My boner pics".
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« Reply #692 on: June 26, 2009, 12:46:11 PM »
Dang, that "Rock into Mordor" thing was a killing machine...





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« Reply #693 on: June 26, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #694 on: June 26, 2009, 02:38:08 PM »
Is it too soon for MJ jokes?

One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #695 on: June 26, 2009, 02:41:22 PM »
I don't know, I made a joke about his death watching Thriller this morning.

I can only see "actual" fans being offended. You know who you are.
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Me: Why?

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #696 on: June 26, 2009, 02:42:11 PM »
That took a long time to register in my brain.
That was a joke.

« Reply #697 on: June 26, 2009, 08:15:09 PM »
Michael Jackson touched people all around the world.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #698 on: June 26, 2009, 10:21:07 PM »
It was bad that he died.

...Sorry.

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Also, it's a little late, but I just wanted to say that Bloo cant believe it when he looked up that girls skirt and saw her 1
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Glorb

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« Reply #699 on: June 27, 2009, 08:09:05 AM »
Wacky Packages were the worst thing to come of the 80s/90s.
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MegaSonic

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« Reply #700 on: June 27, 2009, 10:00:34 AM »


I lost. hard.
That and RAWKING INTO MORDOR.
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« Reply #701 on: June 27, 2009, 10:32:49 AM »


(No, that isn't real)

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« Reply #702 on: June 27, 2009, 10:33:17 AM »
Wacky Packages were the worst thing to come of the 80s/90s.

They were funny but the new series that came out in early '2000 continuing and is just disgusting.

edit: This page is funnier than the last one.

« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 10:36:25 AM by nensondubois »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #703 on: June 27, 2009, 11:47:43 AM »
Here we go...

1 Michael Jackson kindly agreed to be an organ donor just days before his death...Up for grabs are 3 noses,14 pairs of lips and 2 shades of skin.

2 Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's bout the call. The first paramedic says to the second "what should we try first?" The other replies with "I'd go with the ferris wheel."

3 Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer and goes to haven. God says "I will grant you one wish." She wishes all of the children on earth to be safe. Michael Jackson dies.

4 MJ died at 2:10. When the big hand touches the little hand.

5 C P R is apparently not as easy as 1 2 3.

6 MJ actually died from choking on a small bone.

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9 You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

10 Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009

The Guardian; 'Singer Michael Jackson, 50, Dies Following Cardiac Arrest'

The Independent; 'Motown Legend Jackson Succumbs To Myocardial Infarction, Aged 50'

The Daily Star; 'WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKO!'

11 For Sale:

Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.

12 Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.

13 R.I.P. MJ... you touched a generation....

14 This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.

15 You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.

16 What's black and white and is now dead?

The penguin I stabbed last night.

17 What's black and white and dead? Newcastle United.

18 so many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 12:10:57 PM by dc804 »
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Glorb

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« Reply #704 on: June 27, 2009, 12:45:17 PM »
I lost, and I feel horrible for it.
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