Which staff member will wed first?

[Fifth]

The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.


Current knowledge:

Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married

Additionally:

Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge

I guess I don't really count as a staff member for the sake of this thread, but I actually got married about a year ago.

[Lizard Dude]

Wow, congratulations! You beat all the staff/mods/regulars besides Toad.

The original battle still rages though.

[Weegee]

I'm married to my waifu. I have the receipt from Kaito's Japanese Body Pillow Emporium to prove it.

[TEM]

我有女朋友， 可是我不要结婚。

[Suffix]

I've declared multiple times up to now (not over here) that I plan on getting married when I'm 28, and that starts... uh... tomorrow. I'm hoping I can stamp out my student loans first, though.

Oh, and congratulations, Fifth!

[David]

The forum may be dead, but its soul can never rest until this poll is resolved.


Current knowledge:

Deezer, MEGAߥTE, Lizard Dude – Pretty sure they're not married
J.J., David Dayton, Sapphira – No freakin' clue
Chupperson – I think he lives with a longtime girlfriend but isn't married

Additionally:

Suffix, Black Mage, TEM – All found longtime Asian love but none are actually married to my knowledge

You are starting to slightly creep me out...

[Lakitu]

Yay Fifth!

[Suffix]

I forgot to report on this, but as of last June 24th (January 4th legally) I am married. It's a pretty fun thing to be able to fly to Kyushu (south Japan) for family trips on my wife's side.

[Lakitu]

Congrats, Suffix!