Author Topic: The Thread Where MaxVance Loses Five Bucks (Read 11284 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** May 20, 2007, 07:58:44 PM »

Earlier...

<MaxVance> And this is Fairemaster, if you haven't seen him: http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=5060.msg432801#msg432801
<Rao> PtPeach's sig on that page is awesome.
* Rao mails Lizard_Dude $5
<MaxVance> Eh, he isn't that cool or good at games.
<Rao> he gave me Pocky
<MaxVance> Just WoW and DDR.
<MaxVance> Now if he played WoW and DDR at the same time...
<SolidShroom> LD is also good at Guitar Hero, Max.
<MaxVance> The way that sounded reminded me of Boo_penguin.
<MaxVance> Boo_penguin was cool and good at games.
<MaxVance> I wonder what he could buy with $5 in Argentina?

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Now...

MaxVance I could beat you at any game ever made. You choose the game and we'll play. It can be anything. Loser pays the winner $5.

What's the matter?

Chicken?

MaxVance · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:11:04 PM »

All right, we'll choose a game you've already played. And that game is...
NANACA†CRASH!!

Lizard Dude, this is your record. If I am not able to beat this record before next Sunday, I will send you $5. If I beat it, you send me $5. Agreed?

Deezer · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:12:59 PM »

SolidShroom · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:15:44 PM »

Toad · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:25:28 PM »

EDIT: Sorry. That first picture was bigger than I thought..

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2007, 08:57:41 PM »

Wow, you pick a 99% luck-based Flash distance hitting game where I already have a posted score from the couple of times I even played that you ostensibly try to beat for a week while I sit and do nothing while in reality you already have a screenshot of a higher score, explaining why you quickly picked such a random game off a screenshot in my massive list of online files.

Can't we just roll a die to see who wins?

If you decide to get serious and play a game, do you have any multiplayer PC titles, for starters? Preferably something with replay. StarCraft or any of the Warcrafts would be good, since a bajillion people own them and could watch the replays of your defeat, over and over again.

Post back when you grow a pair, MaxPansy.

MaxVance · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2007, 09:13:27 PM »

Oh, so you aren't going to agree to your own terms? Where I get to choose the game? Any game ever made? Hmph.

Forget it, the bet's off. I don't already have a score to beat yours. If I did, wouldn't my computer's date/time show a different date from before I made this challenge? Also, though I understand the part of me trying to beat it for a week, I see you don't have the confidence in your own score to allow me to challenge it (and TEM said in #tmk that it was a dumb challenge on my part). I see who the real pansy is.

Sorry Deezer, SolidShroom, and Toad, there'll be no fun here.

Deezer · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2007, 09:24:50 PM »

Actually, the fun's just getting STARTED!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2007, 09:28:25 PM »

I'm a pansy because I want to play a game that actually involves a whit of skill? I'm a pansy because I don't like the idea of the contest consisting solely of you trying to beat a score I set two years ago, while I meanwhile do nothing?

Nay, the pansy is the man who runs, tail between his legs, at the mere mention of skill-based gaming.

Come on, SuxVance, pick a game. Where we play each other. That involves skill.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2007, 10:14:08 PM »

What's this challenge I'm hearin' about?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2007, 12:41:38 AM »

MaxVance doesn't have any games he can play on his computer.
He uses a Mac, remember?

Glorb · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2007, 07:47:42 AM »

Ooh, boy, I shoulda been here earlier. How's about a friendly knife fight? SIX dollars to the winner!

Black Mage · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2007, 08:16:18 AM »

bobman37 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:24:37 PM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on May 20, 2007, 09:28:25 PM

I'm a pansy because I want to play a game that actually involves a whit of skill? I'm a pansy because I don't like the idea of the contest consisting solely of you trying to beat a score I set two years ago, while I meanwhile do nothing?

Nay, the pansy is the man who runs, tail between his legs, at the mere mention of skill-based gaming.

Come on, SuxVance, pick a game. Where we play each other. That involves skill.

MaxVance · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:25:21 PM »

All right, the bet's back on. I've decided on a game that we both have and can play against each other, and that requires a lot of skill. That game is Metroid Prime Hunters. We will play in Survival mode with no extra lives, meaning that the first one to die loses. How about that?