Author Topic: Things That Made You Poop A Little. (Read 134010 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #105 on:** December 05, 2008, 09:29:37 PM »

Playing Left 4 Dead in third-person with an over-the-shoulder camera. Basically, it feels like playing Gears with the world's floatiest camera, and a broken crosshair that forces you to aim to the left of whatever you want to shoot. It's unpolished as hell and nigh-unplayable if you intend to play seriously, but it looks crazy-awesome.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #106 on:** December 14, 2008, 01:23:43 AM »

I don't know how no one has yet mentioned the moment in Shadow of the Colossus when you meet up with the first Colossus in that huge plain. I remember pooping pretty hard when I saw that hulking monster turn around and start walking toward me.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #107 on:** December 14, 2008, 08:47:23 AM »

Ah, definitely. I guess I never thought to mention it because I've only ever played that game when a friend who own it is over.

Suffix · « **Reply #108 on:** December 17, 2008, 02:58:46 AM »

Speaking of Shadow of the Colossus, my pupils contracted comically when I encountered the first shot of staticky-sandstorm-particle-beam emitted by the eighth Colossus, a platypus-type monstrosity.

My encounter followed as such:

"Hey, you don't look so tough! ...Why are you shaking your head like that?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

When I was first bowled over, I thought everything was fine, but NO, the staticky sandstorm lingered and left me with very little health by the time I ran out of it. That Colossus irritated me greatly until I beat Normal time trials. By the Hard time trials, it was a piece of cake.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #109 on:** December 17, 2008, 04:33:14 AM »

Quote from: Suffix on December 17, 2008, 02:58:46 AM

Speaking of Shadow of the Colossus, my pupils contracted comically when I encountered the first shot of staticky-sandstorm-particle-beam emitted by the eighth Colossus, a platypus-type monstrosity.

My encounter followed as such:

"Hey, you don't look so tough! ...Why are you shaking your head like that?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

When I was first bowled over, I thought everything was fine, but NO, the staticky sandstorm lingered and left me with very little health by the time I ran out of it. That Colossus irritated me greatly until I beat Normal time trials. By the Hard time trials, it was a piece of cake.

*looks up Colossus* oh... shoot. That was the colossus I hated most, the one I had the hardest time with. Never underestimate anything that emits electricity. I distinctly remember ending the boss fight with the thing falling on top of me. Or I jumped down from a high point and landed right on the fallen colossus. Anyway, I was probably near death when it happened.

That reminds me, the thing I remembered most about that battle of Wander tripping as he hit the foot of some stairs. I remember because I had to watch that animation over and over, climbing the tower multiple times. But I wish I took more damage from falling ten stories to the ground (you do take more damage in Hard Mode, and I found Hard Mode more satisfying because you sometimes have extra spots to stick the sword at, meaning you climb to some insane parts). And I'll say yet again I love how Wander's call to Agro has desperation in it whenever Wander's near a boss (whenever the boss music is playing).

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #110 on:** December 30, 2008, 06:22:21 PM »

The Tool gig in Guitar Hero: World Tour. I save up $8000 and for what? A plug for my least-favorite band and three of their long, nigh-identical songs while all hell literally breaks loose on the screen. If I wanted that combination of self-indulgence and mind-f****ery, I'd do acid while looking at the KFC and AT&T inserts.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #111 on:** December 30, 2008, 07:27:30 PM »

You are right about the Tool gig, but that is not a pooping experience. It is a nega-poop experience, where the poop gets sucked further into your body. (In extreme cases, this can cause puking.)

TEM · « **Reply #112 on:** December 30, 2008, 09:25:45 PM »

I disliked the ending of Twilight Princess so much a whole turkey reformed in my stomach and shot out of my mouth. It hit and killed my dog.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #113 on:** December 30, 2008, 11:43:03 PM »

Then I'm guessing it's not so happy anymore, hm?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #114 on:** December 31, 2008, 01:24:04 AM »

I almost choked on a cookie laughing at TEM's post.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #115 on:** December 31, 2008, 09:44:30 AM »

I almost choked on a cookie I previously ate.

Glorb · « **Reply #116 on:** December 31, 2008, 10:54:43 AM »

I almost choked on TEM laughing at his post's cookie.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #117 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:14:01 AM »

I almost choked on my drink reading TEM's post (another close call).

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #118 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:25:05 AM »

The fact that I sent a complaint about Club Nintendo to support@nintendo.com, the virus firewall mistook it as a virus, and it just so happened to contain diagonastics. Heres the pooping part. The fact that the virus computer's IP number just might be in the code.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #119 on:** December 31, 2008, 11:33:30 AM »

Oh, snapola! I hope Nintendo is too busy to care about your complaint! ....Maybe they won't notice the virus?