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Author Topic: Hilarious Character Names  (Read 4440 times)

Glorb

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« on: May 29, 2006, 10:01:37 AM »
While these names weren't exactly the victim of poor translation, they were certainly victims of poor naming. Therefore, I present to you a compendium of terrible character names. I won't reveal how they're funny, but if you have an immature sense of humor you'll get it.

Flash Man (Megaman)
Hard Man (Megaman)
Mike Tyson* (Punch Out!!)
Sodom (Final Fight)
Solid Snake (MGS)
Wood Man (Megaman)

*Actually just scary
every

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 02:30:00 PM »
I don't find it funny.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2006, 02:34:16 PM »
Umm... what?
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Glorb

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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 03:14:19 PM »
Like I said, you won't understand it at first. Basically, if you have a high-brow sense of humor, you won't find it funny. When I saw them, I thought "Flash Man? Wood Man? Sodom?" First off, I don't think you can legally describe how they're funny here. Except Flash Man, which sounds like he flashes people.
every

« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2006, 03:21:51 PM »
Solid Snake is not funny. Most of these are just sexual.
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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2006, 04:15:42 PM »
Poy-voy-dead!
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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2006, 04:52:04 PM »
Poy-voy-dead!

Hahaha.  I had to say that out loud in order to get it.
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Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2006, 08:45:02 PM »
I don't get 'em either.

Error -Zelda II: Adventure of Link ("I am Error")
Purpsix -Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness  (Can you say "Burpsix"? lol)
Trudly and Folly -Pokemon Colosseum (I call 'em Turdly and Fooly lol)
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Deezer

  • Invincible
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2006, 09:31:36 PM »
Yoshi's Island has a few that Glorb would like.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2006, 06:19:56 PM »
Sigh...
That was a joke.

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2006, 06:44:38 PM »
My gosh, that is extremely immature.
Flash man-he is very fast and moves like a flash
Hard Man- he is tough.
Mike Tyson, he is a freak, but his name isn't funny.
Sodom- never played final fight.
Solid Snake- he was named this in contrast to his twin brother liquid Snake.
Wood Man- he was made of freaking wood, duh.

Those are the reasons for those names, not for stupid childish innuendo.

Grow up Glorb.

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2006, 07:57:08 PM »
Wow, smackdown.
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Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2006, 08:11:26 PM »
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