I've had this idea for a while: What would a sitcom based on /r9k/ be like?
The main character, tentatively named Felix, is a socially awkward, self-diagnosed aspie virgin who spends most of his time in front of his computer. He's currently enrolled in an unspecified STEM-type program at an unnamed university. Despite coming across as shy and passive-aggressive to the outside world, Felix fancies himself somewhat of an intellectual, and spares no opportunity to mention his IQ of 150, as determined by numerous free websites. His wardrobe includes fedoras, trenchcoats, cargo shorts, capes embellished with MLP characters, and a fanny pack in which he carries his meals to minimize interaction with waiters and cashiers. Others customarily respond to Felix's social gaffes by merely shaking their heads and groaning, "That Felix!"
Felix's roommate, Norm, draws a sharp contrast to our reclusive friend. He's tall, handsome, athletic, outgoing, and the life of the party. He's majoring in a Liberal Arts course, and shares a dorm with Felix because it was the only room left. Norm seems to have a different girlfriend nearly every week, although some recur throughout the series. Norm is generally amiable towards Felix, but at one point confides in his girlfriend that he reminds him of "one of the guys from that Columbine movie". He is a member of the university's "Alpha Bro Yolo" fraternity.
Norm's girlfriends vary from week to week, but most share similar qualities such as being relatively attractive and insisting to Felix that they know what it's like to be alone, having gone without a boyfriend for X number of weeks. They and Norm often kick Felix out of the dorm room to have sex, during which time noises varying from goat bleats to Elvis impersonators can be heard.
