Author Topic: Fake SM64 cheats (Read 92689 times)

Tingrio · « **Reply #135 on:** April 04, 2005, 01:40:31 PM »

Play as Ken Jennings

Beat the game as every single charcter. Then play Luigi's Mansion until you beat King Boo with 50 heart points. Then go to any place containg doughnuts and buy at least 128 of them before 8:00 at night. Shove all those doughnuts into your Nintendo 64 and play Super Mario 64 before midnight. If you beat the game just before midnight, Ken Jennings will come to your house and jump into your TV and chase Mario away for awhile. You can play as Ken Jennings who is the longest lasting Jepordy champion.

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #136 on:** July 15, 2005, 08:17:12 PM »

Unlock Player select:
Shove SMB3 into your N64 and get a warp whistle and warp to world 4 and beat world 4.
Then Shove SMW into the N64 and beat Gnarly in exactly 1.988 Minutes. Play SM64 and you can choose Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, or Iggy Koopa. *Note* Doesn't work with other worlds (it blows your N64 to bits and makes your NES only work with N64 games).

Edited by - Yoshi55 on 7/15/2005 7:22:10 PM

white_arrow · « **Reply #137 on:** July 15, 2005, 08:49:34 PM »

Play as Luffy
Put One Piece Grand Battle in your DS Then eat the prepared copy of Silence of the Lambs.Wait 2.555555 minutes and go to the mailbag section.You wil see a pic of J.J. Playing SMB3.Then shoot your computer 3 times with a Super Soaker and watch One Piece on Toonami.After, combine Super Mario 64 with Pilotwings64 and put it in the N64.BUT WAIT!Don't turn your N64 on yet.First put the lime in the Coke like a nut and mix it all up.Then Turn on your N64 and Luffy will use Gum Gum Roket on Mario and Mario will die.NOW YOU CAN PLAY AS MONKEY D. LUFFY!

YOSHIS RULE

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #138 on:** July 16, 2005, 06:10:39 AM »

Have Mario kill Sonic, Hitler, and Bill Gates

Plug the Hey you, Pikachu mic into the N64 and shout "Los3r!" and all 3 will appear and attack Mario. A computer-controlled Mario will brutally and bloodily kill all 3 enemies. Then, Mario will shove a Bob-omb into a Sega Genesis and blow the Genesis to bits.

Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #139 on:** July 16, 2005, 06:28:00 AM »

Play Mario Vs. Sonic:
Do the above code and then drown Mario 5-times. Instead of a "game over" screen, It will show Mario (from SMB1 on NES) and Sonic.
You (as Mario) must kill Sonic. If you kill him, the world is free from Sonic. If Sonic wins, you die in real life.

Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!

Power To Da Mario! · « **Reply #140 on:** July 16, 2005, 10:19:48 AM »

Play as the castle:
ok this one is easy... first do all the cheats above and then get 119 stars. it wont work if you have 120 or less it must be 119. Ok so, then go to the bob-omb battle feild and run around in a circle 3000 times when you get there. go back to the casstle and you will die for no reason. you will tthen be able to choose between bowser's castle or peach's.

People say, "guns dont kill people, people kill people." well i think the guns help. if you sat there and yelled bang! i dont think you would kill to many people...

Edited by - Power To Da Mario! on 7/16/2005 9:28:29 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #141 on:** July 18, 2005, 12:21:51 PM »

Turn off the N64:
Suprisingly, no one has commented on this intruiging cheat before. While the N64 is on, do whatever in the game. Then, find a switch on the N64 that says "Power". Flip the switch. Amazingly, all gameplay, graphics and sound processing and even flow of electricity will cease until you turn the N64 back on! Amazing.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #142 on:** July 18, 2005, 07:54:20 PM »

Watch Mario crush Famicom/NES/Gameboy Pirate software:
Buy (or make) a SM64 pirate and play it, then play the officialy licensed version. When gameplay starts, you see a video of Mario on a steamroller and a bunch of Famicom/NES/Gameboy pirate software and hardware under the steamroller's rollers and Mario driving the steamroller over the stuff and crushing it. after this, the SM64 pirate blows up and you automatically beat the game and instead of a cake in the picture, it shows Mario atop a mountain of crushed pirate stuff. Instead of what Mario would usually say, he says "Thank you so much for helping me and Nintendo stop piracy". (Note: Nintendo actually steamrollered a bunch of pirate Famicom/NES/Gameboy stuff in Denmark in 1996 after finding the container full of this stuff and suing the guys that imported this.)

Edited by - Yoshi55 on 7/18/2005 6:56:33 PM

Yoshi55 · « **Reply #143 on:** July 19, 2005, 01:45:23 AM »

This topic is already 2-years old and it's still active!
Watch all Mario chracters from before 1996 burn a pile of PSPs:
Steal and csmash a PSP while playing SM64 and you will see Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Yoshi, Toad, the rest of the SM64 cast, the SMW2 cast, the Yoshi's Safari cast, the SMW cast,and the SMB3 cast throwing PSP's into a pile of PSPs and eventually, Bowser lighting the pile on fire. When you beat the game, Mario says "Thank you so much for stopping craptastic handhelds from killing everyone on the planet"

Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!

Kuroneko · « **Reply #144 on:** July 19, 2005, 10:50:10 PM »

Unlock a whole slew of Nintendo Characters in SM64! (based off of the severe DKCII glitch found by David Wonn, where you could become Klubba)

Enter Bo-bomb Battlefield and choose the first star. Make your way to the top, where the King Bo-bomb is. Fight him, and pick him up. Throw him slightly over the edge, and jump off to grab him again. This time, though, it will look like he is resting on your legs. Find a nearby wall, and hold him up against it. Now throw him, press ABCupCdownCleftCrightRLZStart, and catch him as he flies back at you. He will explode and you'll be holding a ghost of him that is twice his original size. Jump off of the mountain exactly onto the middle of the flower patch that contains the 1UP. Now, make you way to the first portal on the mountain. Warp to the top. The ghost will be three times the original size. Make it to the very top of the mountain, and you will find the pole that appears when you race Koopa the Quick, but with a large sign that says, "ZOMG[wtd]BBQ! ZOMG[wtd]BBQ!" on it instead of the star. Throw the ghost at the sign. Depending on where you hit the sign, different things may happen. First, your "score" of how close to one of the edges will appear. If you're lucky and managed to hit the very tip of one of the edges (right works better), Mario will go blue, and morph into Klubba. Depending on your score, though, you can get characters ranging from Samus from Metroid to Ralph from Rampage: World Tour. Of course, about 89.314156925% of the time, the game will irrecoverably destroy all of your game data in SM64, and make the cheat impossible to do again. if you get it right the first time though, there is a character select at the start of your game (whee fun!), and you can do the cheat without any problems afterwards.

Tingrio · « **Reply #145 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:00:59 PM »

Play as Gene Rayburn in SM64

Beat SM64 98.7 times while watching the Match Game (the original version with Gene Rayburn not the advanced version with Rod Shafer). Then get the game boy thingy that connects to the controller and put WarioWare: Twisted into the thing. Start playing while still watching the Match Game. At the title screen, test the controller by moving it around. You'll notice that Mario goes in the direction you tell him (basically altering gravity). Now start the game by chosing a file that has no data on it. Turn the controller upside-down as soon as Mario comes out of the pipe, but before he hits the ground. Gravity will alter causing Mario to fall into the sky...and evenutally into outer space. Now turn the controller right-side-up and Gene Raybrun will fall out of the sky. You must beat the game with all 120 stars as him. At the ending when Gene Raybrun frees peach from her prision, she will fall into the sky...and eventually into outer space. Gene shurggs and says "Looks like I must bake this cake myself." and then run into the castle. The credits are nomral but with scens from the Match Game. At the cake scene (now with a Gene Rayburn figure standing next to the Match Game logo on it), Gene Rayburn will say "What a nice reward for defeating Bowser. Thank you for playing my game." The game will go back to the title screen as usual with Mario on it, but you may notice that every other monitor behind Mario has the Match Game logo on it. You can play as Gene at anytime now and the other charcters you've unlocked, but here's the big surpirse: you've also unlocked Planet Earth as a new realm of play (where you can do whatever you want as your charcters). It's also based off of real time so nothing will be the same. Have fun!

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Glorb · « **Reply #146 on:** July 22, 2005, 12:24:11 PM »

Play as Mario:

Start the game. Now you're playing as Mario!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Aryniax · « **Reply #147 on:** August 02, 2005, 10:57:17 AM »

Get over 100000000 stars:

Ok, rotate Control stick 1080 degrees, then hold A, B, L, R. Now the slot 1 has name RS World. Now, select the file, and presto! You've done.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #148 on:** August 03, 2005, 12:47:24 AM »

Get Mario to blow Bowser up with bombs!

1. Get up to Bowser in the Dark World.
2. Throw Bowser into a bomb.

PaperMario · « **Reply #149 on:** August 08, 2005, 12:58:57 PM »

I thought I was the only one here who knew

l33t, but *~*Stealth LinK*~* does too.....