... Oh well...
YET ANOTHER REAL BIG HEAT... ER... CHEAT!
Be Yoshi:
Get all 4,695,356,469,725,698 Stars. Get exactly 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 coins. Now then, go talk to Yoshi, DO NOT SAVE, turn off the game, smash it in presicely 1,000 pieces, bury them into the ground in 326 different country's, wait 31 weeks, dig them all up except the main hard-drive. Now buy a new N64, put in SM64, press BBAAZRLLCAAAAABBBBBBBAAZZRLRLRLRL ^ > < < < < BABABABABABABZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA. Now eat pork, and play the 5,631,524,987th file. Select it and play as Yoshi!
WARNING: May never work because this is %0.00000000000000000000001 True!