I'd probably just make it. You know, get a regular suit and cut out about 100 or so question marks out of construction paper, and then duct tape the ?s to the suit. And I look kind of like him otherwise, except I'd have to gray my hair a bit.
Stupid Quotes: (6th edition)
"I honestly don`t see how the Cubs can lose the [National League Championship Series]. I mean, the Cubs are up by 3 games, and Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are pitching Games 6 and 7 at home. As bad as they`ve choked in the past, there is absolutely no way that the Cubs can lose this series to the Florida Marlins."
~Me, failing to see how badly the Cubs really can still choke, even today.