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Author Topic: What Is Up With These Ads?  (Read 356556 times)

Glorb

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« Reply #825 on: August 20, 2009, 04:08:35 PM »
Oh my god.
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« Reply #826 on: August 21, 2009, 12:01:32 AM »
WUT WUT TO THE HIZZY
« Last Edit: August 21, 2009, 12:11:58 AM by Weegee »
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« Reply #827 on: August 21, 2009, 12:09:14 AM »
As you've all probably guessed, the game Evony isn't all that popular
Maybe not, but I've seen Evony mentioned on every site I go to that's remotely related to videogames. It's just like PETA. The ads are so "bad" that everyone is constantly discussing them. Well guess what.

TEM

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« Reply #828 on: August 21, 2009, 10:47:58 PM »
Two people at my work play that game, one nerdy dude and one kind of hot chick. When I catch them talking about it I say, "sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."
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« Reply #829 on: August 21, 2009, 10:52:22 PM »
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Glorb

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« Reply #830 on: August 21, 2009, 10:53:59 PM »
"sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."

I say that whenever anybody brings up anime, comic books, video games besides Mario, Tetris and Halo, movies more than a month old, music I don't listen to, or jokes I don't get around me.
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The Chef

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« Reply #831 on: August 22, 2009, 05:40:43 AM »
Two people at my work play that game, one nerdy dude and one kind of hot chick. When I catch them talking about it I say, "sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."

The bolded part raises more questions than answers.

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #832 on: August 22, 2009, 06:19:51 AM »
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #833 on: August 22, 2009, 10:51:35 AM »
That looks more like free Link protection than Mario protection...
That was a joke.

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #834 on: August 22, 2009, 03:07:02 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

coolkid

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« Reply #835 on: August 22, 2009, 05:01:33 PM »
http://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Hot-singles-are-waiting-for-me/page/1/
/\ Relevancy!

Also, whilst watching The Simpsons on the comp IN A COMPLETELY LEGAL MANNER I SWEAR, I came across an Evony ad when I paused.
I seriously think they've been stooping WAY too low for the ad campaign. I can seriously imagine some 45 year old loser clicking the ad all like YES YES FREEPO- aw, just some freakin' online game for nerds!
« Last Edit: August 22, 2009, 05:05:07 PM by coolkid »
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #836 on: August 22, 2009, 05:18:52 PM »
I played Evony for a while, I'm not ashamed to say.  Pretty fun, but dreadfully boring once you get so far into it.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #837 on: August 22, 2009, 05:23:16 PM »
The (de-)Evolution of Evony Ads:









Fun fact: The actual game doesn't even feature any women aside from the player's avatar, if the player feels so inclined as to be depicted as one.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: The linked image features a logo saying "Civony", which is just Evony's old name.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2009, 09:23:12 PM by Weegee »
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Glorb

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« Reply #838 on: August 22, 2009, 08:43:49 PM »
The devolution was a bit more gradual than that, but props for piecing that together. In fact, somebody should make a comprehensive timeline of every Evony ad for comparative purposes.
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #839 on: August 22, 2009, 09:04:48 PM »
A semi-complete, uh, list (Weegee pretty much covered it, though I thought----and I suppose it would make sense, but who knows--those last two would be in reverse order).

Yeah, as I understand it, it's just a sucky medival sim literally cobbled together from various other games in both style and substance.
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