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Jake

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« on: December 10, 2003, 02:23:06 PM »
Once upon a time, in the planet, Popstar, there lived 2 little brats. One was named Tiff and the other was named Tuff. One day, Kirby came came to this planet called Popstar, while riding on a warp star. He then landed on Tuff, crushing his whole body, and killing him in an instant.

Tiff: You killed my brother! Why you little! How dare you! Blah blah blah blah blah...

Kirby: (I like muffens!)

Tiff: Blah blah blah....

248356270356140928675961234752159345 hours later...

Tiff: Blah blah blah, and that why you shouldn'...

Just before Tiff was about to finish, Kirby sucked her in his mouth and chewed her up, nice and good. Too bad she tasted like crap.

Kirby: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Patooie!

After Kirby spit her out, she was nothing but a pile of mush.

THE END (What a happy ending!) :) :) :)

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GameNOW 4 lyfe! Luigi hated it when he crapped his pants. Boo!

Edited by - Lonic the Elfinhog on 12/11/2003 12:42:25 PM
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Markio

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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2003, 03:35:53 PM »
In your sig, you should have left the word spelled "craped".  Pronouncing it like that makes me laugh.

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Jake

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2003, 02:44:19 PM »
Meh. Didn't feel like it. Besides, Alucard is the one who made up the sig, not me.

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GameNOW 4 lyfe! Luigi hated it when he crapped his pants. Boo!
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Screech

« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2003, 04:50:58 PM »
*sigh* just when you thought it was safe to go back to Story Boards...

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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2003, 01:04:10 PM »
Then Kirby became Stone Kirby, and crushed them both.

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!
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