You do realize that, by authenticating that statement, you attain sub-human status?
I assume that is a joke, but I will respond to it anyway. I think it's important for one to know his or her own weaknesses. That way one can A) improve on such tasks or B) concentrate on tasks that he/she are good at.
I also do not like the term sub-human. It implies that either some humans are less than human or that animals, plants, etc. are less than human. Even though birds can't think like a human, most of them can fly. I'd love to be able to fly. My cat has to let me know to open the door, but he can flat-footed jump at least seven feet. I'd love to be able to jump that high. Most plants can't even move on their own, but it's be cool to be able to get energy from sunlight.
Most animals are not sub-human, but merely different evolutionary branches. Chimps and modern apes are our cousins. They are not below or before use.
My daughter sucks at most games. Does that make her sub-human?
Anyway, I was told on NeoGAF about being able to press the negative button on the Wiimote to pull up a scroll similar to many modern music games, but haven't tried it yet. Also, the Wiimote seemed to work fine in Wii Music, but my attached nunchuk did nothing. Maybe I should have added an option: 4) I need to spank my nunchuk.