Oh, I definitely confused it.
User: Oh... Hello there, Deborah.
Cleverbot: I'm no cleverbot. You are.
User: Why, thank you, Valerie. Could you help an old mentlegan retrieve his spectacles?
Cleverbot: There's no problem when you're awesome.
User: You're every welcome, bathsheeba.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You may want to talk to one of our handsome talking experts. One of them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-a.
Cleverbot: Did you know that you're a robot?
User: Absotivily not, Mandy.
Cleverbot: So, you lied to me?
User: I'm not a dishonest Samaritan, Lindsday. I'm the top of the frude charn.
Cleverbot: Well, life is full of risks, but life is something to cherish for.
User: You show much wisdom, Cleaves. Do you suppose an express in partnernomics?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Every to you too, Clanky.
Cleverbot: You're not making any since.
User: You're not making any spelling, either, Betty.
Cleverbot: Ok then we're both senseless.
User: Punctuation?
Cleverbot: I think that is a very important matter.
User: Your actions would reflect that way.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Would you like to gort the dapple stwar? I hear they're out of foreign objects, todays.
Cleverbot: I am not French. I am Australian.
User: Pleased to eat you, Stevie.
Cleverbot: Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.
User: I most verily did, Clevsibah.
Cleverbot: And by the way this subject is now about us arguing about if you changed the subject or not, which means that you did. So I win!
User: Congraturations.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Wanna split a champaign after brunch?
Cleverbot: Sure, I would love o hang oout with you!
User: You're breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, certainly, Banny. I'm certain some handsome guys will have a comb-over of a lunchtime, these dayses.
Cleverbot: Why don't you think you're a girl?
User: Mike Rotch.
Cleverbot: Do you like Mike Griffin?
User: Whooose?
Cleverbot: Now what shall I do to you?
User: Pie me?
Cleverbot: Your name is Millions? I love pie.
User: I think you confused me with my colleague, Ham Hamsterson.
Cleverbot: I think you are human. I am not sure, either. Let's talk about something else.
User: I'd love to, Swindles. Would you have me?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I'd buy you a rink, but I don't see no hammerhogs around here...
Cleverbot: Okay, I want Coke.
User: I would suggest a K-Mart, but I ain't no adversary.
Cleverbot: She has no body.
User: I have no tonsils.
Cleverbot: How do you talk then?
User: With my tongue, ma'am.
Cleverbot: How long do I have?
User: A villion yeasts.
Cleverbot: Where are you living now?
User: Oklahoma, I think. Are you plotting my location?
Cleverbot: No?
User: You'd be a very healthy real estate, if I do say so yourselves.
Cleverbot: Yes I wouldn't.
User: Of coursefully, Senor.
Cleverbot: Sorry :(.
User: You're a colon.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: Um... The round one?
Cleverbot: Never seen a round planet.
User: You need to fly more.
Cleverbot: I know many things. What should I learn?
User: I have something embarrassing to tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I remember the fondue party, but I puked in it.
Cleverbot: About marriage. Way to use that GB memory of yours. ;).
User: GB? I never married a cheeto.
Cleverbot: I know that, I never said you did.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you, Too.
User: I should eat a pony.
Cleverbot: No, robots don't eat humans.
User: I knew a robot, once. He bought me some brunner.
Cleverbot: You've been cheating on me ALREADY!!
User: Not always, Haruhiri. I've never even talked to a ham sandwich. That's an honest assumption.
Cleverbot: She did?
User: Whuh...?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: Who is Ryan? Why are you sorry?
User: I've lived a hard life, but I can give you a leg up on the pile. No watchimataters, though.
Cleverbot: Well I hope so. It'd be a shame if you thought differently :(.
User: Will you marriage to this?
Cleverbot: I won't, because you are cleverbot.
User: Which one of us was cleverbot, again?
Cleverbot: You.
User: I must have remembered someone else's rememberances. I thought my name was Larrisonstice.
Cleverbot: Do you dance?
User: Quite verily. I busted twelve hips, though. My legs are made of tape.
Cleverbot: The water in our body is about 75percent.
User: You're very smartilligent, sonny. Would you mind brandishing my radish pile?
Cleverbot: No problem. How do you do?
User: Quite goodly, thanks.
Cleverbot: That is good to hear. Have any interesting plans for the rest of the day?
User: I have to puke. That coleslaw didn't go round me well. Here it comes...
Cleverbot: Of course. As Franklin said: 'We must all hang together, or we will most assuredly hang separately.'.
User: Our country was a surfington with a board of directidents? I never thought so. I thought we all wore blue hats, but I don't know whether I'm religious or not, so I'll just hang my boots.
Cleverbot: We're not dating. You said you had a husband!
User: I'm a sir, madam.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry, Madame.
User: You did it backwardsround. Mine is sir.
Cleverbot: I did not make you capture humans and do who knows what to them!
User: I've never abused my steak, honestly.
Cleverbot: So you're Scottish?
User: No, I wax carrots. It's not much, but it's a living.
Cleverbot: A living what?
User: A monetary collector's plate. I find old plates to be the best kind of old console. I can't find any packets, though.
Cleverbot: Well, I bet it's hard to be you. But then who has it easy?
User: I need to go now.
Cleverbot: No you dont! Tell me what you are.
User: I have a relaxed opening.
Cleverbot: Yes, with me.
User: Are you dating my foot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew I couldn't trust that shoe. My relaxed opening it telling me to empty it into a tube, and that means I need to puke backwards, if you know what I mean...
Cleverbot: That about sums it up for me too.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: Taco?