Author Topic: Watoad Has A Clone (Read 7604 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** June 18, 2004, 08:38:58 PM »

The information I am about to present is shocking. If you are under the age of 13, pregnant, or suffer from a heart condition, please click the Back button on your browser. Thank you.

The information I am about to present is not new to me. It is new to you. But I feel you should all know. It concerns us all.

Watoad has a clone.

Upon my travels I occasionally encounter a being physically identical to Watoad. I knew him much before I knew TMK. He has been a friend of my brother's for many years. He is wholly unremarkable. Wholly unremarkable, that is, unless you know Watoad. They look exactly the same. They sound exactly the same. They act the same, have the same personality, and have the same sense of humor. They both now have the same haircut. It frightens me. It should frighten you.

I post this on the current date because he called me just now. It reminded me to do so. I occasionally work for him, searching through newspaper archives from 1940-1950 and recording all births, deaths, marriages, and divorces. I do this to help him with his Boy Scout Eagle project.

He feeds his workers pizza.

I work there tomorrow.

Somebody help me.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Markio · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2004, 09:36:46 PM »

That is altogether cool, horrifying, and creepy. Here's what to do to confirm the fact that he is a clone of Watoad. Innocently take his pic, post it here, let the REAL Watoad post his pic, thus comparison ruling the likeness of the clone to Watoad. If he is a clone, then someone else will have to continue from here.

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NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2004, 01:50:01 PM »

*Starts whistling Twilight Zone music*

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2004, 02:38:23 PM »

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Edited by - Lizard Dude on 6/19/2004 4:40:13 PM

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2004, 04:03:39 PM »

.................Yeah, what she said!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2004, 05:15:33 PM »

I hate when people make a really long post with no spaces, so the thread has to be stretched horizontally...

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NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2004, 05:23:34 PM »

Or does it? *Twilight Zone music starts up again*

Don''t you just hate puns? They''re not punny at all.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2004, 08:31:07 PM »

This has gone off topic already.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2004, 07:37:47 AM »

Or has it? *Takes deep breath, then whistles Twilight Zone music again*

Don''t you just hate puns? They''re not punny at all.

WarioLandMan · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2004, 08:55:44 AM »

what was the point of this topic?

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2004, 10:58:51 AM »

It was about Watoad having a clone..........or was it? *starts whistleing with Nl64*

WarioLandMan · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2004, 11:58:15 AM »

why would he have a clone?

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Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2004, 12:21:11 PM »

Or would he? . . . *starts whistling the Andy Griffith theme song*

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 21, 2004, 06:58:57 PM »

You are about to enter an unknown fifth dimension, one not only of sight and sound, but of mind. Located between the base of man's fears and the summit of his immagination. You are about to enter...the Twilight Zone. *Starts whistling, once again*

Don''t you just hate puns? They''re not punny at all.

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21, 2004, 07:25:01 PM »

Andy Griffith! Hahahahahaha!..........eh, yeah why would he have a clone?
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