New chapter. (And so far, in my opinion, the best yet.) Plus there are three deaths! :D
ENJOY!!!
Chapter Four~Voyage on the Blooper Sea
It was dark and raining the next day as Mario and Amp set off to the coast of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario was in front concentrating on the road while Amp was in the back eating a greasy breakfast burrito and listening to his iPod. When they got to the coast Mario wasn’t sure if they could sail. The waves on the Blooper Sea were wild that morning, and thunder flashed across the sky, but it was a risk Mario was willing to take. There was a small shack that had a large sign that said: Admiral Bobbery’s Boat Rental Shack, and the subtitle read, “Beware of Scurvy, Mates!†Mario would again meet one of his great friends, Bobbery. He entered and Bobbery shouted, “Aaar! It be Mario!†and he gave Mario a pat on the back. “So, you be looking to rent a boat?†he asked. “Yeah!†Mario exclaimed, happy to meet Bobbery again. “Well, we only got one left for ye,†he sighed, “and it’s the worst one. Yes it is in fine condition, and it sails like a dream, but it WONT STOP TALKING!†Mario looked out side the window, and discovered that the boat was The King of Red Lions! “Aw, great,†Mario mumbled, “he is such a chatterbox! I know. I’ve played the game!†“Now off with ye, but not with ye money,†Bobbery said, “that’ll be fifty-AAAUGH!†He crumpled to the ground because Amp punched him in the face. “Why did you do that!?†Mario yelled. “Hey, with my music download fees, I can’t afford to pay for that,†he said. So, Mario and Amp grabbed a sail and trotted down the dock to their new boat “friend.†The King of Red Lions was singing “Walk this Way†in an opera tone, and it was even worse than Luigi and his kazoo. The King of Red Lions ****ed his head towards Mario and said in a hyper rush, “Ohhii’mthekingofredlionssayareyougoingtorentmeorwhatbecauseireallywanttosail!†“Uh….yeah….†Mario said, his eyes as wide as saucers, staring at this strange hyperactive talking boat. He posted the sail, and he and Amp set off across the Blooper Sea. Bloopers were jumping in and out of the water, even in the murky weather, and every time Mario looked down at the water, there would always be a huge shadow moving by, and he instantly looked away. Amp taught Mario guitar lessons on the way, and they just ignored the King’s constant blabbering from everything from pop-tarts to dung beetles. Mario worked long and hard hours on the guitar, and he fingers swelled up, and one time burst out in blood from all this grueling finger work. Amp taught him chords, how to make a radical solo, lead guitar, and everything! As a few hours went by, Mario was good enough to play Stairway to Heaven, and at a really good part, the King said, “heyiknowthatsongisn’titby…um…Leed Zupplian.†“Shut up you CENSORED DUE TO FORUM RULES,†Amp yelled, and bashed him over the head with his bass. This same loop kept on happening for quite some time, when they eventually spotted Yoshi’s Island on the horizon. “w00t!†Amp screamed with joy. Everything was all better, the King stopped blabbering as much, Mario got even better on the guitar with this motivation, and even the sky was clearing up. But, that all changed when a gargantuan shadow appeared ahead of their boat. It was twice as big as Yoshi’s Island! It turned out to be the infamous Evil Demonic Blooper of the Blooper Sea. It jumped up and swallowed up the King and his two passengers, Amp and Mario.
2 hours later…
His eyelids opened and closed as he awoke in a daze, and Mario found himself in the blooper’s belly. Amp and the King were next to him, awake. “Hey you’re awake,†Amp exclaimed, “Now we can get out of here!†“yeahbutihaveaproblemguys,I’mslippingonthisstomachmaterialandimightfallinthatstocmachacidisurehopei…AAAAAH!!!†And then the King fell into the stomach acid and dissolved to a fine mush. There was an awkward silence and then Amp shouted, “Thank you God!†Suddenly a large spear flew through the stomach, just missing Mario’s head. Amp and Mario were flung around in the stomach, and then every thing stopped. There was a soft rumble under both of their feet. They looked down at the acid, and it was gurgling. Amp said, “THIS FISH IS GONNA VOMIT!!!†They we’re propelled to the fish’s mouth, getting soaked with vomit and the King’s remains. The blooper was lying on its side on a beach, they landed on some sand. The blooper had been caught by some sort of tribe, see, neither Mario nor Amp could see anything, because Amp’s eyes were covered with vomit, and Mario had the King’s severed head shoved on his. Amp rubbed his eyes, and Mario took the head off, expecting to see a tribe of happy Yoshis. What they saw was a sinister tribe of Shy Guys…on Yoshi’s Island???
To Be Continued…
PS-Mario’s guitar, and Amp’s Bass made it out of the belly fine.
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
Edited by - ledzeppelinrocks on 4/4/2005 7:05:55 PM