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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Party 8: Meanest yet?

« on: January 03, 2008, 06:19:02 PM »

MC Ballyhoo sucks. He's loud, ugly as sin and to top it all off, he has a talking hat. And not in the cool, talking hat kinda way.

Have talking hats ever been cool?

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General Chat / Re: What is Your Favorite Color?

« on: January 02, 2008, 10:52:00 PM »

Black. Like the color of my soul.

Nah, just kidding. Navy blue, deep purple, and grey. Don't make me pick one. I can't pick one. I don't want to pick one. O:

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Mario Chat / Re: Musical Taste/Favorite SMB Theme

« on: January 02, 2008, 10:48:21 PM »

I don't think I've ever heard a version of the classic Mario theme I didn't like. If I had to pick a favorite, though, it would probably be the Little Fungitown version in SuperStar Saga.

If someone, somewhere, plays the song on an appropriate bluegrass-style banjo in appropriate bluegrass-style, however, I will love them for the rest of my life.

< <;

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Mario Chat / Re: Classic/ Remake version

« on: January 02, 2008, 10:36:33 PM »

Honestly, I'm fine with whatever's handy. Since I take frequent train rides, the Advance series is what I play most, and, since I don't want to bother people on the train, I always keep my DS on mute, which means I don't have to listen to the voices and heavily mutilated soundtracks. My biggest problem is Luigi's jump. I really don't like it.

However, that doesn't really matter since I'm playing Yoshi's Island again anyways.

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Video Game Chat / Re: What New Brawl Things Do You Want?

« on: December 27, 2007, 06:43:24 PM »

He had cool eyebrows, though.

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General Chat / Re: Worst--Movie--Ever.

« on: December 27, 2007, 03:58:09 PM »

Me and my friends love bad movies. We absolutely thrive on them. Unintentional comedy is probably our favorite art form, and MST-styled attacks on cinema probably our favorite hobby. For this purpose, there is no modern director "better" than Uwe Boll, whose films are wonderful to rip into, provided they don't, you know, blind you.

There are some movies, however, that no amount of poking and prodding can make worthwhile. They resist all criticism, and, in fact, actually mock you, because they know that they suck, and know that you are here, powerless, unable to extract a single chuckle from their rancidness.

For me and my friends, the most awful movies we've seen so far are Date and Epic Movies. I missed the first half of Epic Movie, and I'm glad for that. The only joy we got out of either of them was guessing what horrible, cliche, overused excuses for jokes they were going to use, but even that didn't stop them from being incredibly painful. Oh, and the fact that we didn't actually waste the $10 to see them in theaters.

And now, they're making Meet the Spartans, which is going to reference "Leave Brittany Alone."

Because "Leave Brittany Alone" isn't old and tired and dead, now, is it?

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Latest News / Re: Classic Wario in Brawl - Fans of Greek Fishermen Caps, Rejoice!

« on: December 24, 2007, 01:00:44 PM »

Thank God.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Favorite Super Smash Bros. Melee Character

« on: December 21, 2007, 12:04:04 PM »

Where's the "I like multiple characters" option?

Even though my "serious business" characters are Marth, Captain Falcon/Ganondorf, and Mario, I really will use just about anybody. Except Ness. Or the Ice Climbers.

I'm not very good with them. < <;

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General Chat / Re: What is Your Favorite Leg?

« on: December 21, 2007, 02:07:22 AM »

One that has a rocket booster in it?

Although, just one by itself would be kind of disorienting, wouldn't it?

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Mario Chat / Re: Favorite Rainbow Road

« on: December 17, 2007, 10:45:20 AM »

I would have to say the 64 version, mostly because it gave me and my cousin ample opportunities to be stupid. Once he discovered how to jump from the top of the hill the start/finish line was to the other side of the course, he would try it pretty much every single time we played.

He only made it a couple times, though, which meant that I'd usually end up with a pretty substantial lead. :P

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Galaxy on DS?!

« on: December 15, 2007, 10:41:43 PM »

They forgot the "FREEPRONWHATEVER.COM" spam from the random bots.

Still great, though.

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Game Blog / Re: More Brawl Assist Trophies: Waluigi and Stafy (and some thoughts!)

« on: December 15, 2007, 10:39:43 PM »

Actually, wait, while we're on the subject of Luigi, give him a Mr. L costume! O:

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Game Blog / Re: More Brawl Assist Trophies: Waluigi and Stafy (and some thoughts!)

« on: December 14, 2007, 07:56:50 PM »

They did give Mario FLUDD, so who knows? Could make for some interesting play situations.

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Mario Chat / Re: Disturbing Luigi's Mansion pic

« on: December 10, 2007, 09:01:21 PM »

The chin...
My God the chin...

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Mario Chat / Re: Disturbing Luigi's Mansion pic

« on: December 09, 2007, 11:41:55 PM »

Is it sad or strange that what bothers me the most about this Luigi is the mustache?