I had tried to make it BORED-like, but it doesn't seem to be working all that well.
At any rate:
Vlagranian: Hi-YAH! *sends a giant shockwave through the outskirts of Helsinki*
Every BORED character ever: Why am I here?
Death: My house is sinking! Help meeeeee OOh, a quarter
Black Yoshi: Gimme that. *eats quarter*
RoshEn: ARRR *wrestles Black Yoshi*
David: Live, I do, yes.
King Boo: YOSHI!
Elzie_Ann: what
King Boo: What about Birdo?
Birdo: *fights Vlagranian*
WHO WILL WIN?
BIRDO, VLAGRANIAN, OR WEIRD DUDE?
FIND OUT NEVER!!!
ON
BORED â„¢©® patent 666!