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Mario Chat / Re: will the mario franchise end?

« on: August 03, 2012, 07:58:37 PM »

There definitely won't be any Mario when the universe reaches heat death. But we should ensure that Mario lives past the death of the Earth by launching a few copies of Super Mario Bros 3 and an NES into space.

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General Chat / Re: Classic quotes from forum members

« on: August 03, 2012, 12:57:53 PM »

Since SS rates pizza over babies I am now wondering what his stance on abortion is.  Or would the rating be different if it were my pizza and Lizard Dude's baby?  Where does LD's bodily fluids and their consumption go on the order of excitement?

Even though I love pizza more than babies, they're both ok in my book.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Meat Boy

« on: November 07, 2010, 08:48:04 PM »

As a newbie 360 owner, Solid, you may be interested to know that all XBLA games have trial versions.

Yeah, I know. It was just easier for me to play the flash game immediately after reading the SMB review since I was already on my computer.

On an unrelated matter, I find it strangely endearing that you described me as a "newbie" and not a "noob." It makes me feel like I have the potential to be an awesome Xbox 360 owner.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Super Meat Boy

« on: November 07, 2010, 09:28:45 AM »

I saw that it got butt good reviews, so like a cheap guy who doesn't have any Xbox points at the moment, I played its precursor Meat Boy. If Meat Boy is indicative of the quality of Super Meat Boy, I will buy it.

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Game Help / Re: Question about WFC bans

« on: November 05, 2010, 05:21:09 AM »

Asking this forum about about how to remove a ban you received for cheating on an online multilayer game is like accidentally burning your house down with a menorah and then asking the WWII German Nazi party to help build you a new one.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Gametones

« on: November 05, 2010, 01:33:48 AM »

What a coincidence. Today, my chorus teacher's phone went off because of a text message and the sound it played was the puzzle solving jingle from Zelda.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The most annoying level

« on: October 11, 2010, 05:05:58 AM »

Pretty much every second of Contra: Shattered Soldier.

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General Chat / Re: The GRAD thread: Discuss your post-secondary education plans here!

« on: October 11, 2010, 05:02:09 AM »

Nuclear energy is pretty smart by that logic. It creates more energy and reduces the number of people who need to use it.

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Friend Codes / Re: Post your Xbox Live gamertags!

« on: October 01, 2010, 11:07:57 PM »

SolidShroom

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General Chat / Re: First time going on 4chan

« on: September 26, 2010, 08:28:34 PM »

I hate it when people describe going to 4chan to be anymore than going to a website. just go to it if you want to. Here, I'll make it easy. http://www.4chan.org

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General Chat / Re: First time going on 4chan

« on: September 26, 2010, 06:37:52 PM »

Meh, /b/ and /v/ are the only boards that don't hate memes.

You have obviously only gone to /b/ and /v/. But 4chan is pretty gay. Mind you I have a window of it open right now, but I wouldn't say you're missing much. Just read a book.

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General Chat / Re: A calculator trick I discovered

« on: September 23, 2010, 09:05:31 PM »

This was funny until I got a TI-84 and just wrote "DICKS" in it until it ceased to be funny.

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Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose

« on: September 22, 2010, 05:08:13 AM »

I wish I had, but Google Chrome translated it and that felt unnatural.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Does the moon exist?

« on: September 21, 2010, 01:24:05 PM »

I'm sending a picture of my ass.

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General Chat / Re: Marshmallow Mayhem

« on: September 18, 2010, 08:27:43 PM »

The interiors of the burnt ones taste mighty delicious, but the actual carcinogenic part is gross.