IN WHICH my LP'er (jikkyousha) persona makes a commercial for an iOS game. English subtitles are included with the closed captioning function... which means you'd have to visit the original page to use it, apparently. If you speak Japanese, you might be able to figure this out without them.
There are some regrettably "accented" portions, which I addressed in the Nico Nico Douga version.
Anyway, long story short, a developer friend of mine made a game, and my high scores have been pretty much unbeatable since its release a few months ago. I complain about this on Twitter --> suddenly, a contest to beat me.