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« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2004, 12:21:14 AM »
Vidgmchtr: One day I met a Fairy and she gave me a sword.

Olimar: You're huge! How are you so tall, and so gentle at the same time?

Vidgmchtr: Uh.......


*MEANWHILE*

CW: Deezer hates Windows 98.

Sapphira: So I've heard.

WHEN DID SAPPHIRA FIND OUT THAT DEEZER HATED WINDOWS 98? WILL VIDGMCHTR GIVE A LEGITIMATE ANSWER TO OLIMAR'S QUESTION? IS THAT ASBESTOS IN MY POTATO CHIPS?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2004, 07:02:26 PM »
Auron: I gotta take a walk.

^_^: Yay! Walking!

WTD MAN: I hate stupid dukar walking.

The Great Dukar: YOu SHALl DUKAr WALk Or DIe!!!

Giga Bowser: *Eats ()_()* Ow, machines don't go down easy, Roar.

O~O: *Dukar walks with gusto*

WTD MAN: *Dukar walks with otsug*

Roy: (Look out! A team of deadly chairs!)

Cid: *Gets dead up by chairs*

WHAT IS DUKAR WALKING?!?
WHERE IS AURON GOING?!?!?
WHY DOES WTD MAN HAVE TO D. WALK?!?@?!
I WON'T TELL YOU, HA HA!!!

Egg Power
0000

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2004, 11:22:21 AM »
Command-Type Person: Everybody to their respective battle stations, we have to save this sinking thread! Move! Move! MOVE!

CW: *posts crazy post*
Deezer: *feeds crazy bread*
LD: *bakes crazy fatties*

O~O: YaY, we saved the thrEad from destructIon.

Then everybody celebrated by doing the robot dance. ()_() was the best at it.

Egg Power
0000

« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2004, 02:40:32 PM »
Everyone: *does robot dance*
Robots: *do the everyone dance*
Cheese: *does the tomato dance*
Tomato: *does the fire extinguisher dance*
Fire Extenguisher: *says that the tomato is doing his dance wrong*
Chairs: *do the table dance*
Sink: *does the toilet dance*
Cast from the Wizard of Oz: *gets shiggy wit it*
All the weird people of TMK: *get the place jumpin... out the window*
Mario brothers: *do the Mario... then the Bowser... then the dance dance*
Dance: *does the walk... then gets confused and wonders how a verb can be a noun*
Verb: *tangos with the noun*
Donkey Konga: *slaps its bongos*
CW: *says that didn't sound right*
Donkey Konga: *slaps CW*
Everyone: *does the chicken dance*
Chickens: *can't dance*
*: "Kills itself"

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/11/2004 9:07:59 AM
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2004, 12:33:09 AM »
*Accidently steps on Olimar, killing him*

Vidgmchtr: Oops.

*MEANWHILE*

Joe Gann: So starts this!

Trainman: HAHAHAHA.

Joe Gann: PAPOOR MARIO FAZ GET.

Watoad: wheres dezzer

MMM: *Feeds Sapphira some prons*

Sapph: O_o

WILL SAPPH ACCEPT MMM'S PRONS? WILL JOE GANN EVER LEARN ENGLISH? DO I HAVE ANYTHING STUCK IN MY TEETH?

FIND OUT.....SOME OTHER TIME!
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2004, 08:06:51 PM »
Klaxon: EERRT! EERRT! ERRT! EERRT!

Car Alarm: Mant! Mant! Mant!

Mant: What do you want?

Car Alarm: All your base.

Mant: *bases Car Alarm*

Car Alarm: Ow.

Klaxon: *lasers Mant*

Mant: *laser'd*

Klaxon: Now I will rein supreme, EERT!

High-Tech Bank Security System: Not quite.

Klaxon: ERRT?

H-TBSS: They might not be able to stop you, but I can. *summons SWAT team*

Klaxon: *arrested* You haven't seen the last of me, H-TBSS, I'll get you yet EEEERRRTTT!!

WILL KLAXON GET HIM YET?
WILL CAR ALARM EVER GET ALL YOUR BASE?
WHY IS A CAR ALARM MAKING AN AYB REFERENCE??

Egg Power
0000

« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2004, 08:42:36 PM »
Vid: Hey, it's snowing.
Chupperson: Hey, how about that.

WILL IT EVER STOP SNOWING?

GO AWAY!

Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 10/11/2004 7:43:05 PM
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2004, 10:30:40 PM »
Donkey Rhubarb: *eats some thistles*

Pancake Lizard: *makes friends with Waffle Salamander*

Random Guy: I have Matt's Stupid Rosinâ„¢!

Salamander: <--

Vlagranian: *steals Matt's Stupid Rosinâ„¢ from R.G.* Muahahaha! The key to my feindish type plan!

RoshEn: *eats the rosin*

Vlagranian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

WHAT HAS BECOME OF VLAGRANIAN'S FEINDISH TYPE PLAN?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS STORY?
WAS IT COOL ONCE?
WHO KNOWS?

CONGRATURATION
THE STORY IS HAPPY END???
That was a joke.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2004, 11:05:56 PM »
WHY DID I SPELL FIENDISH WRONG IN MY LAST POST?

FIND OUT IN "NO TIME"!
That was a joke.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2004, 07:04:47 PM »
<o_0> Nice job using Aphex Twin titles in your most recent addition to Bored, Chup.
<Chupperson> Thanks, o_0.

And now, back to the story.

donotcare95: ...I got nothing. Oh well. VIDEO GAMES!*goes to play Tetris on his new Onyx GBASP that he just got today*
The rest of the Bored people: ...What just happened?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
DOES DNC95 KNOW WHERE HIS TETRIS CARTRIDGE WENT?
WHY AM I MAKING A BORED POST WHEN I COULD BE PLAYING MY NEW GBASP? Find out never, on Bored-
Chupperson: WAIT!
dnc95: What?
Chupperson: Huh?
dnc95: Why?
Chupperson: Okay...
Space robots: PAK CHOOIE UNF

Where did those space robots come from? Is this really the end of this Bored post? Am I having pizza for dinner tonight? Find out some other time, on Bored-
Other Bored people: WAIT!!!
dnc95: NOW WHAT?!
Other Bored people: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
dnc95: Good question. I'll get right on it!*goes and gets a Tootsie Pop, then pretends to count how many licks he's making while he actually plays Qix and saves the Tootsie Pop for later*

Is this really the end of this post? Am I going to actually end this? Will I be interrupted by saying Bored? Find out the answers to the first two questions after this next sentence. I already answered the third question.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Markio

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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2004, 11:26:25 AM »
Fire Extinguisher: *appears on the scene* I am here.

Scene: Get offa me!

FE: What?

Markio: Huh?

FE: Really?

Markio: I did no?!

FE: No?

Markio: What?

FE: Yes.

Markio: Yes.

All:...

...

CW: What was that?

FE: What?

Markio: I was practicing my Italian.

Random Guy: Look!  A lisp!

Lisp: *raps* Shroeder says "HA!" while the boat goes plasticing over the hill of salt mines!  While a boy and a bear and a bug fly a kite to the cloud as I walk for flowers of radiant beauty!

RG: Is that your final answer?

Markio: ...ugh, veal...

CW: Did you say oatmeal?

Markio: No, veal.

CW: Oh, I though you said oatmeal.

Sapphira: No, veal!

CW: Don't take his side!

Markio: Don't take my side!

Sapph: Don't take MY side!

Markio: I didn't take your side!

Sapph: Yes you did, Chupperson, don't lie!

Markio: I'm Markio!

CW: I'M Chupperson!

Sapph: Don't take his side!

FE: I'm on Sapph's Team!

Sapph: That wouldn't be fair for them, it would be three to one.

CW: What?

Markio: Huh?

CW: Really?

Markio: It's true?

CW: Everyone?

Markio: What?

CW: Yes?

Markio: Yes.

CW: Yes.

Markio: THAT'S Italian!

CW: YES!

WHAT IS GOING ON?
IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO ASK?
WHERE'S LUIGISON'S DIRT?
WHERE'S LUIGISON?

Most good judgement comes from experience.  Most experience comes from bad judgement.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2004, 01:41:17 PM »
Now it's time for the Late Late Late Late Early show with YR!  *random guy pushes button that turns on the laugh track and realises that's the wrong button so he pushes another button that turns on the boo track, then the cry track, then starts quickly hitting lots of random buttons making lots and lots of weird scrambled noises until he finally hears some applause*

YR: "Uh... that will have to do.  Welcome to the Late Late Late Late Early show!  Usually I just walk in here and dance around stupidly like Conan does but I hurt my finger today so I'm just gonna sit at my little in my chair in front of my little wooden thingy."

CW: "You mean your desk?"

YR: "YES!  MY DESK!  EXACTLY!  Thank you, Chup.  It's a plaesure to have you here."

CW: "Actually you said you would pay me to come here and you still haven't.  BTW you spelled pleasure wrong."

YR: "Uh... I'll pay you later (when I quickly drive home).  And quit correcting my grammar."

CW: "That's grammar."

YR: "I know!  Please stop correcting me.  You're driving me nuts!"

CW: "- The fact that YR spelled Vader wrong
- The fact that YR got the Beatles confused with the Beach Boys
- The fact that YR doesn't know must guys have long eyelashes"

YR: *taps desk indoobidantly* "I'll just pretend I know what you're talking about and we'l' move on.  Okay, well today we are going to interview some very special guests.  And they are... ! and ? !"

! and ?: *walk out of the stage from the curtain and sit on the benches by the desk*

Applause track: *applauses*

Audience (Chup): "Boo!"

YR: "Hey there ! and ?.  How are you guys doing?"

!: "Great!"

?:"I'm sorry, but were you talking to me?"

YR: "Yes."

?: "Was that a yes?"

YR: "I believe so."

?: "Really?"

!: "He said yes you moron!  Quit being such a know-nothing!"

?: "What's that?"

YR: "Heh heh... anyway let's get started.  So !, tell me about yourself."

!: "I just love when people ask me that question!  Well, I am a !, and people use me--"

YR: "I'm so sorry."

!: "Let me finish!  Anyway, people use me to express excitement!  If they want to say something that gets people's attention then they say something to show surprise or excitement and then put me at the end!  I'm pretty popular in this place!"

YR: "That's for sure.  And how about you, ??"

?: "Did you just call me ?? instead of ? ?  Don't you mean ? ?"

YR: "Yes, that's what I meant.  So tell me about yourself."

?: "I am a ? and people use me to ask questions?  Any type of question at all? There's about a million of my brothers and sisters at this site's mailbag I believe?"

YR: "So I've heard.  Well, I'm sorry but our sponsors are getting upset now so I'd say it's time for a commercial break.  We'll be back after these messages!"

CW: "Yay!  Commercials!  Maybe there will be Mario commercials."

YR: "We'll be back after this break!"

Commercial: *breaks... and screams*

"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
(E I): o{D___(--I I): o(D___(o 8(= P)___(=(:  )@)___(3 I)}:O})+)___<( )=(: )) )
The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2004, 09:47:12 PM »
Vid: *Turns the world upside down*

*Everyone outside falls into the sky, everyone inside hits the ceilings of their houses and must fix everything so they can go outside wihtout falling into the sky*

What's her face: My blood hurts.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2004, 11:09:01 AM »
dnc95: *plays Bubble Bobble*
Bubble Bobble: *plays dnc95*
Bubble: *bobbles*
Bobble: *bubbles*
Everyone: *dances*
Dance: *everyones*
Vid: *announces to everyone that he's bored*
Bored: *announces to everyone that he's Vid*

IS VID'S REAL NAME BORED? AM I OBSESSING OVER BUBBLE BOBBLE A LOT LATELY? FiNd OuT sOmEtHiNg ElSe EnTiRelY aFtEr ThIs CoMmErCiAl!

Commercial: got milk?

And now, back to Bored-MKXVII GP Legend!

dnc95: My Winamp is broken.
dnc95: Can someone please help me? I'm sick of listening to Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy.
dnc95: And I don't want to change to another song, because it'll repeat too.
dnc95: And if I turn off repeat, it'll stop after the current song.
dnc95: I HATE MY WINAMP.

WHAT HAPPENED TO DNC95'S WINAMP? IS HE GOING TO GO TO ANOTHER SONG? WILL IT BE AN APHEX TWIN SONG? Find out yet another thing, after this word from our sponsers.

Sponsers: Word.

And now, back to our show.

Show: *backs up*
wohS: *backs down*
dnc95: *finds that stupid hosts file and edits it*
GameSpy ads: NOOOOO!
CW: â„¢

WHAT'S WITH BACKING? AM I HUNGRY? DID THAT LAST QUESTION PERTAIN TO ANYTHING IN BORED? Find out NEVER, on Bored!

* dnc95 is now known as Signature
Signature: Here I am!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
STOP MISSPELLING MY NAME IN THE CHATROOM! IT''S NOT o_O! IT''S o_0! OH-UNDERSCORE-ZERO!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2004, 12:02:06 AM »
Blackyoshi: *dies*
dnc95: Where have all the other old characters gone? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BORED?!?!
Old BORED people: *are skeletons*
*: *goes on strike*
*s: WHAT DO WE WANT? WAGES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! I MEAN NOW!
BORED posters: We're screwed...
Old BORED people: "are still being skeletons"
dnc95: "starts throwing the skeletons at the *s, watches them come back to life"
Old BORED people: "are alive again"
dnc95: "pays the *s in Slinkies"
*s: *go looking for staircases*

This has been a paid service announcement by that company that makes Slinkies.
What goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkity sound, a spring, a spring, a marvelous thing, everyone knows it's Slinky! It's Slinky, Slinky, it's a really really really fun toy, it's Slinky, Slinky, it's fun for a girl or a boy!

Actual BORED posters: What was that all about?
Actual dnc95: I dunno, but I think it had something to do with Slinkies and old dead BORED people. Oh, and Blackyoshi died again. *throws the corpse outside, into the pile of rotting BY corpses*

WHY DID I JUST POST AGAIN? AM I TRYING TO KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE? OR AM I TRULY BORED? FIND OUT TOMORROW*, ON BORED!

*Tomorrow now means "never".

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
STOP MISSPELLING MY NAME IN THE CHATROOM! IT''S NOT o_O! IT''S o_0! OH-UNDERSCORE-ZERO!

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