I no longer have a 3DS!
I'm on a road trip with family right now for Thanksgiving, and I had left my 3DS in the car last night. Unfortunately, it turns out it was in a place where it was able to get crushed between the automated side door and the car body when people opened and closed it to get stuff out. The bottom corner where the battery slot is is now bent at an angle, and I can't get it to power on at all.
The worst part of this isn't that I have to get a replacement 3DS, because I was already going to get a New 3DS when that comes out early next year. No, the biggest problem is that in the past two months, I've bought Theatrhythm Curtain Call, Super Smash Bros., Fantasy Life, Harvest Moon: The Lost Valley, Pokémon Alpha Sapphire, and Persona Q, and now I'm not going to be able to play any of those until the new hardware is out, unless I decide to spend money I don't have on a replacement 3DS now. And that's not even getting into whether or not I can get a system transfer done with the device in the condition it's in!