Fake SM64 cheats

[Dr. Mario]

Here's how it works. Create a fake SM64 cheat post it here, people read it, they laugh.

Play as Koopa Troopa

     Beat the entire game (all 120 stars) with the contoler upside down without saving in under 45 minutes. Then shut the game off DON'T SAVE. Bash your N64 to presicely 64 pieces. Eat 17 of those pices. Crap them out and use them as adhesive to remake your N64. Insert SM64. when Mario's head comes up he'll say, "What's that smell" and run away. Koopa Troopa will take his place, and if he doesn't no one will come and the game will never work properly again

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/27/2003 2:54:47 PM

[CharginChuck]

Find the 120.5 Star

Insert SM64 into the N64: Play until you get 120 stars, go into Bomb-omb Field, and press the following: Up, Down, Left, Diagonal Top Right, A,B,A,A,A,A,X, Twirl the Control Stick Clockwise 5 times, then CounterClockwise 10 times.  Now, quit playing, and go outside (this will only work outside) and throw the cartidge exactly 50 ft. from where you are standing (if you don't start all over).  Now, cram the cartidge into your Gameboy, pull it out, and put it in the N64.  Go into the Bomb-omb Field again, and press A 100 times.  Then a half star will pop out!

[Screech]

secret ending with lugi in it.

Beat the game with all 120 stars, with luigi. I won't go into detail, because it's obvous. but afterwards you have to go to the secret world, sleazy sleazy trailer park, and challenge jerry springer to a race. when you beat him, he will reveal himself to be bowser. in this battle, you must not be injured or the cheat won't work. defeating him causes the statue in the courtyard to become written in english. when you read the statue, it will give you instructions to go beat bowser in the sky again. when you do, you will be taken to a secret ending wich is exactly like the other one except luigi is in the background in one frame of animation.
Enjoy it! You earned it!

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

[Chupperson Weird]

Play as Donald [bundle of sticks]en
Play Basketball with your SM64 cartridge. Score exactly 20 points in any combination, except the last basket must be worth 3 points.
The next steps are only possible in the prototype Slovakian version, of which there are two known copies.
Next, go to Cold Dry Lava Lake, and drink a bottle of Apple Juice, which can be obtained from the Cowardly Goomba in Lush Green Barren Wasteland.
Go to the statue in the courtyard. stand on the top point of the star, and while pressing Z, rotate the control stick and yell any song you can think of. Mario will cover his ears and ask "What's-a that awful noise?" He will then run away. Reset the game, and go back, Jack, and do it again. Wheel turnin' round and round you go back, Jack, and do it again. After that, Mario will come back onscreen. Pause the game, hold Z and L, and a keyboard will come up. Type "I fear the monkey in your soul." Mario will run to Guadalajara and call Donald [bundle of sticks]en on the phone. Mario will arrange to pay [bundle of sticks]en if he will take his place in the game. Congratulations, you can now play as the lead singer and keyboardist of Steely Dan!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/27/2003 10:23:09 PM

[Dr. Mario]

Play as Wario:

Play in File D (this cheat will not work in any other file) get 100 coins in all the levels in order before doing anything else. Then beat Bowser on the internet 16 times in a row without taking any damage, if you do to bad start again. Now you must go to the rainy desert and spank the monkey exactly 45 times after this Mario will say, "Ineed to wash my hands." Then take Mario to the Princess's Royal camode go to the sink and wash your hands. Now you must beat Bowser in the Playboy mansion in under 6 minutes. Once you exit go out of the door that was under the moat walk to the front door and Wario will be stnding there. Beat him in a game of blackjack and he'll shoot Mario. He will then say, "Oops I guess that I'd better take over for Mario." Now you can play as Wario!

Note: At the end of the game insted of the normal ending, you know "I baked a cake for you", the police will come to arrest you.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

[The Big Boo]

See a picture that kind of resembles DK Jr:

Turn on your N64 with no controller. Then, put in the prototype invisible controller that was a promotional gift from McDonald's with the purchase of 500 Big Macs. Select the first file, and then, as you walk toward the castle, yank your invisible controller out of it's socket, then throw it against a wall. It will then scream in pain, and tell you to kill it. Throw it against a wall again, then put in a regular controller into the N64. Go to "Dry, Dry, Bucket of Water", then walk out of the bucket. You will now be in a secret room where there is a Goomba on a motorcycle. He will tell you to go back to the room or he will show you his Nintendo. Jump on him, and a wall will suddenly appear with a picture that kinda resembles DK Jr. on it

[Chupperson Weird]

Hoo... that was a good one...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

[CharginChuck]

Activate Smellavision Mode

This cheat lets you smell your environment (the stench of Goombas, etc.)

First, turn on your N64 with SM64 in it. Select a file and begin playing.  Sit on your N64, and jump on it 25.6 times.  Now, chuck it out a window 2 stories high.  Recover your N64 at exactly 12:00 Midnight.  Begin playing, select the same file, fart on your N64, and then press all buttons simeltanouely will twirling the Control Stick CounterClockwise.  Do this for 3 hours without stopping.  Now, repeat all of this.  Then, put your N64 in the toilet, get it back out, play again, and press A 1000 times in 10 minutes.  Now you can smell your environment (works only with SM64).

[Dr. Mario]

Return to Sub-Con

Go out and buy a brand new copy of SM64 (only works with a new one). When Mario's head pops up press ABRLZZZLLAAAAAABBBBBABABABABABRLRBARBALRBALRBALRLBRLABRALBRLARBALBR LFJLSFJGLJFWUWTOURWJLJLJPQIRPWIWEEJLABKDSFALKSDFGLLQLJLZAZABALLLDLJ LJGLJGALJGLSFJGL[bundle of sticks]FHGKHFKGJHFDAKGHFGKASGJPRUTPQJLAZZZZZZAAABBBBA then START. By then Mario will have fallen asleep. Pressing START will transport you to Sub-con (you will be able to choose your character [Peach Mario Luigi Toad])

If you shut off the system the game will not register that you did the code so you'll have to do it again.

While in Sub-Con if you die as Peach she won't be at the end of the game. Insted it will be Luigi in drag.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/4/2003 8:04:10 PM

[Mario Master]

Turn Peach's Castle Upside-Down:

Open the front door of the castle, run over and squat on Toad's Head.  Hold it for for EXACTLY 3.33423414 secs.  If you're off, your N64 will explode and scar you for life.
Run over to the sun thing and press C-Up,
C-Down, Z, and a telephone will appear.  Dial in, 543-IMRICH and Wario will answer the phone.  Then exit the dialing screen and run out and climb a tree.  Then unplug your N64, take it to the North Pole, and throw it 5 times straight up.  On the fifth time, lightning will strike your N64, frying your games circuits.  Bury $50 dollars where you are standing, and go buy a 2 liter bottle of Diet Vanilla Coke at a gas station.  Overpay the cashier by 37.5 cents.  He will give you a scratch ticket.  Scratch it with a 1989 penny and eat the dust that comes off.  If you get three Mario's in a row, cram the scratch ticket up your butt.  Walk three miles, take the ticket out of your butt and drink the bottle of coke in one gulp.  Burp on your N64 and it will turn on.  Plug it into a TV, and mash it with a 5 pound sledge hammer.  Take the scratch ticket you put in your butt and use the poop on it as paint to color your N64 pieces.  Then put it back together.  Smash and put your N64 back together 20 times.  Then you'll be able to play a wierd trumpet. play notes A#, B#, and
V#. You will then turn into Michael Jackson, Go to the top of Peach's castle, Shout "Alaska!", spin around 4 3/4, and jump off the edge backwards.  When you hit the ground, reset and select file 4.  By this time you will have completely forgotten what you were supposed to be doing.  Sniff your N64.  After you pass out from the fumes of your old poop, you will have a dream where Mario dies for no reason whatsoever.  When you wake up, you will have no recollection of what you just did, but Peach's Castle will be upside-down... as long as you did everything right.

If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?

[CharginChuck]

Activate Self-Destruct Countdown

This only works with SM64.  First, begin the game.  Press A for 100 times, then B 100 times, and so one with every button. Stick in SM64 with peanut butter and apple juice on the bottom, and begin playing, and press Z Three and a half times (the half being to not press it all the way, just half way). Now, go to Cool, Cool, Mountain, and sneeze on your N64.  Then cough on your TV, will smacking your head with your hand, and jumping up and down, while using your other hand on the controller.  Press Z, then A, and AUTOMATIC SELF-DESTRUCT IGNIGATED: IN 5 SECONDS will appear on screen.  The Countdown will begin.  It's recommended that you leave the room, but if you wanna see it, it's OK.
Remember, this cheat works only 1 time.

[Mario Maniac]

*hysterical laughter*

Play as King Bob-Omb:
Turn on your Nintendo 64 with a copy of Super Mario 64 in it. When the title screen appears and Mario says "It's-a me, Mario!" hold down buttons A, B, Z, and then press the Start button. The screen will turn blank. You must then press the L and R buttons simultainously while pressing all of the 4 directional arrows on the Directional Pad. A blue tint will fade in, and the following text: "Activating illegal PlayStation emulator..." will appear in bright red.

Take an Xbox and attach it to a computer using a mod chip. Go to www.freegames.com and click on the 'PlayStation Emulators' icon. Download PSXreborn.emu onto the Xbox's hard drive. Next, buy a attachment cable and hook up your Xbox to the Nintendo 64 via the controller sockets. Turn on your Nintendo 64 with a copy of Super Mario 64 in it. Press the START button and select a New File B. When you get to the castle and talk to the Lakitu cameramen, walk up to the door and open it to enter the castle. Go to the Bob-Omb painting room and jump into the painting to start Bob-Omb's Battlefield. While in the level, turn on the Xbox with a copy of an Xbox demo disk. Play all of the CRAPTASTIC games that the Xbox has to offer and then depress the two shoulder triggers on the Controller-S. The PlayStation emulator will be activated.

Take the demo disk out of the Xbox and put in a copy of Gran Turismo (a car racing game). Play through the night and mountain tracks while trying to gain a record of 2:31 on each lap. The screen will then switch to a pirated image of Mario holding a Bob-Omb. The text that is displayed reads: "When you press the correct buttons, I will be available to play..." Press A button, X button, B button, Y button, L trigger, and R trigger in that order. You can then play as the Bob-Omb King in Super Mario 64!

When you want to select the Bob-Omb King, simply press the A button while tilting the Control Stick up. The screen will display: "Download Bob-Omb King?" Select YES and the data from your Xbox will download to your Nintendo 64!

Then, go to a local Wal-Mart and take every Xbox you find off the store shelves and bash them to pieces! When the store clerk tries to call security, tell him that the Xbox is the worst console ever created and Microsoft is an evil monopoly that just wants money to further fuel their diabolical schemes... If that doesn't work, then try to break out of the jail-cell you will get thrown into...

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 3/4/2003 10:22:26 AM

[CharginChuck]

*Hystericl Chuckle*

Were you laughing at mine? If you were, thanks!
This are just cool... bring on some more!

[*~*Stealth-LinK*~*]

How to play as Luke Perrys Grade 9 physics teacher:

Take a N64 controller, a SegaMasterSystem controller, and a GameCube controller and cut the plugs off them. tape the N64 plug to the end of the SegaMasterSystem controller and insert it into socket 1. And wondering why you cut the plug off of the GameCube controller for no reason, throw the controller and the severed plug into the garbage and beg your parents for a new one. Power on your N64. To your surprise you will notice the flashing "NO CONTROLLER" message at the bottom of the screen under Mario's ugly 3-D rendered head. Fill a syringe with morphine and shoot it into the side of your N64. Mario will become stoned out of his face and the "NO CONTROLLER" message will spontaneously catch fire burning mario to a crisp. Goom-Pa will take over begging you to push start. At the file select screen, make sure all the files are empty. Play eeny-meeny-miney-moe to select which file youre going to use. Before entering the empty file, leave your house, go to City Hall, and change your name to Agnes. Then take a second class plane trip to Hollywood and sit in one of the third last rows. DO NOT SIT IN A WINDOW SEAT!!!!! The cheat won't work. When you get there, hot wire a Lexus and drive it into a purple and yellow wall. Drive around till you find the wall, you're sure to find one sooner or later, most likely later. After that kill the president, and the CEO of Creative Labs. GO home in less than 30 seconds and start the game. sit there mindlessly in front of your N64, sh*t yourself, and the screen will unexplainably change to luke perry sitting in his english class. You must wait for his english class to end on account of his physics class being next. When he gets to his physics class, throw a paper plane at the screen and you will get sucked into the screen and you will get a chalkboard washing detention for throwing things in class. Wash the chalkboards and clap the erasers till theres not a single spec of chalk dust sitting on those brushes. When the janitor's not looking, take a stapler and put it against the physics teacher head and demand that he take marios spot in SM64. He will then tell you to go f*ck yourself in the ear. thats when you take action. Find the closest thing to you that even closely resembles anything like a gun, put it to his head and drag him through the TV screen into your room. Then jam a wireless N64 controller adapter up his ass and jam the teacher into one of the little ventilation holes in your N64 unit. You till then be able to play the game as luke perrys ninth grade physics teacher! Remember to play with his face at the beginning. he will get extremely mad and throw millions of dollars at you bribing you to stop!


Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 3/4/2003 8:02:37 PM

[*~*Stealth-LinK*~*]

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