Gee, this instruction book sure is handy! *wink and thumbs up*
Please don't kill me, mister director...I-I can do better!
Director: ...Better?
Much better! Please. Just don't-don't!
Director: Very well, very well...you can continue as spokesperson for the Pointless Topic.
Yes!
Director: But it's useless, you know...for everything in the pointless topic is an inscrutable anomaly, and that instruction book is nothing but a folded paper of scribbles and mumbo-jumbo! Haha! No one can explain the pointless topic - you fool! And now anyone who buys one of those books will raid your house, eat your Popsicles, and skin your cat to take revenge on the money-grubbing scam artist who sold them a worthless piece of crap - which is you, by the way!
Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-WHAT?!?!
Director: That's right! The fruit of your efforts is a big, fat slab of humiliation sprinkled with confusion! Haha! And, by the way...I'm not a real director...
What will happen to the unnamed hero?! Is the director really not a director?!? Why are there so many incorrect and unnecessary exclamation points and question marks in this post?!?!?
Find out next time, on...EL TOPIQUE DE LOS ANTIS POINTES! (The views expressed in this show do not necessarily reflect the views of frogs, so please don't take your anger out on them). :(