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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II  (Read 450020 times)

« Reply #1515 on: November 12, 2007, 05:47:00 PM »
Waluigi stole Wario's money and drove away in a taxi while the Chain Chomp ate Donkey Kong's leg!
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

MegaSonic

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« Reply #1516 on: November 15, 2007, 02:25:21 AM »
Then Toad's Brain Imploded for No Reason
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BP

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« Reply #1517 on: November 15, 2007, 08:37:23 AM »
MegaSonic escaped from jail and stole my breakfast.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

dżamper

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« Reply #1518 on: November 15, 2007, 11:01:08 AM »
But King XYZ says that wasn't MegaSonic, but Chain Chomp!
Yoshi's broken English!     Lesson 1: All your base are belong to us!     Lesson 2: Please would paper chuck in wastebin Thank you!

Rao

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« Reply #1519 on: November 15, 2007, 11:45:06 AM »
Then the narrator popped up from a hole in the ground and said "The End" because personally he thought the story was very idiotic.
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What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #1520 on: November 15, 2007, 04:21:11 PM »
So then Waluigi came out of nowhere and threw a rock at Toad's head before he could say "Look, a chain chomp."
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1521 on: November 15, 2007, 07:27:49 PM »
Toad then reacted by sucker punching Waluigi in the crotch, because frankly he deserved it.
Let's burn some stuff and call it science.

« Reply #1522 on: November 16, 2007, 01:58:13 PM »
Out of nowhere, a white hole opened, causing everything from the previous plotline to come flying out!
We have a secret page!

Rao

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« Reply #1523 on: November 17, 2007, 12:31:43 AM »
So then, the trees started to shake.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Kimimaru

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« Reply #1524 on: November 23, 2007, 10:03:05 PM »
Giant dragons flew out of the trees and burned all of the grass in Kimimaru's backyard.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

« Reply #1525 on: November 25, 2007, 05:26:02 PM »
Mario came in and requested that every post try to stick to the plot line of the post before it.....
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Kimimaru

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« Reply #1526 on: December 16, 2007, 10:29:22 AM »
...went out of hand after Friendly's sued Mcdonalds.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

MegaSonic

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« Reply #1527 on: January 02, 2008, 02:14:20 PM »
Meanwhile, the internet was reaching CRITICAL MASS!
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Linkin800

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« Reply #1528 on: January 02, 2008, 05:10:48 PM »
Then everything we know and love exploded! But Lizard Dude got away in time and went to work for Nintendo but then got fired for eating shrooms in his office. So he wanted revenge on Nintendo and vowed one day he would return with a copy of Hotel Mario.
Time is repeating itself. Why you say? Look at the Wii and NES and you'll know why.

« Reply #1529 on: January 03, 2008, 09:03:13 PM »
Suddenly, before everybody's eyes, there was a post with more than one sentence, so they called a robot powered by a Twin Turbo-9000 SP5 Kung-Fu Titanium/Lithium Alloy Processor, which was built into a virtually indestructible Flexo-Growmonic endoskeleton that had the power to punch through cinder blocks, crush steel in its vice-like grip and plow mercilessly through poorly written run-on sentences, while also being capable of slicing bagels.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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