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« Reply #1020 on: January 06, 2007, 01:14:24 PM »
One mighty sugar high.
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« Reply #1021 on: January 06, 2007, 02:33:38 PM »
I think it's safe to say that they call him "Super" Mario for a reason, and the ability to hurl a 500 pound Bowser is that reason. :P

« Reply #1022 on: January 06, 2007, 10:09:16 PM »
Which is of course physically impossible unless he's aided by borderline supernatural powers and many of them.
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« Reply #1023 on: January 06, 2007, 11:48:07 PM »
Like me!!
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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« Reply #1024 on: January 07, 2007, 10:20:14 AM »
My favorite explanation comes from an inside joke.  He's a spastic Italian plumber.
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« Reply #1025 on: January 07, 2007, 11:25:59 AM »
Which is of course physically impossible unless he's aided by borderline supernatural powers and many of them.

My guess is that humans in the Mushroom Kingdom usually have superpowers, such as Peach's healing abilities and Wario's extreme physical strength.

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« Reply #1026 on: January 07, 2007, 05:22:00 PM »
That's all nothing but a guess! Can you say the power of the Super Mushrooms?
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #1027 on: January 08, 2007, 02:47:04 PM »
*Insert drug joke here*
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« Reply #1028 on: January 08, 2007, 05:45:51 PM »
Getting a mushroom bulks you up by adding mass to your body. But this mass must be created and is therefore unstable, and breaks up when jolted too hard by an outside force. In SM64DS they should jump higher and farther, but it's just jumping as if he's still regular sized.

And it's not a guess because when Mario gets 120 stars he can do that huge spin jump. And the stars are like supernatural magic, hence, power stars.
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« Reply #1029 on: January 09, 2007, 01:48:07 AM »
Yoshi gives you that move.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #1030 on: January 09, 2007, 05:38:41 PM »
Speaking of Yoshi, I am on a SMW kick right now, and have noted a couple of things about Yoshi in this game..

Yoshi can eat virtually every enemy in the game with little/no problem, right? Well, how is it that he can't swallow Koopa shells (regular and Masked-Kooopa) but he can swallow enemies that have fire-proof shells (Buzzy Beetles, Spinies, Spiketops) with no problem at all, even though they are shelled creatures?

My theory is that there is something about the fireproofness that makes them easier for Yoshi to digest.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

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« Reply #1031 on: January 09, 2007, 07:47:29 PM »
Maybe Yoshi just chose to hold the Koopa shells in his mouth due to the powers he gets from holding them. Same principle with the Key and P-Switch. The problem is that if he holds it for too long, it'll eventually dissolve.

« Reply #1032 on: January 10, 2007, 10:12:17 AM »
A fireproof substance on the shells could make them smoother and with less friction.
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« Reply #1033 on: January 10, 2007, 11:58:53 AM »
This is my Theory!

 Mushroom Aliens came down and attacked the 'Shroom Kingdom, the Soldiers weren't strong enough to defeat the Aliens. The humans evacuated the planet and left  Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, and Daisy to be raised by the Toads.
 
Reply if you have better story!
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« Reply #1034 on: January 10, 2007, 04:24:53 PM »
....

Why would you leave children in a place that's getting invaded...

And then leave the kids...?
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