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« Reply #285 on: January 29, 2006, 08:55:46 AM »
The machine spits the seawater out saying "Ack! Gross!"

Inserts tea,
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #286 on: January 29, 2006, 09:24:02 AM »
Gets a pinhead
Inserts a Chaos Emerald
"Oh east, I thought you said 'weast'" Patrick

« Reply #287 on: January 29, 2006, 10:06:46 AM »
Gets Extreme Chaos.

Insert my gold-ruby ring.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #288 on: January 29, 2006, 02:23:02 PM »
Gets a cheap vending machine ring.

Inserts Sableye humanization.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #289 on: January 29, 2006, 02:36:20 PM »
Gets a pure-bred human being.

Inserts all of the mods.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #290 on: January 29, 2006, 02:38:53 PM »
Gets Deezer.

Inserts a lemur.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #291 on: January 29, 2006, 02:40:36 PM »
Gets a fine for killing an endangered animal.

Inserts a Chuckie Chesse Coin
"Oh east, I thought you said 'weast'" Patrick

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« Reply #292 on: January 29, 2006, 03:03:53 PM »
Gets five minutes of meaningless entertainment.

Inserts a fresh idea.
Go Moon!

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #293 on: January 29, 2006, 07:25:34 PM »
Gets a dead fish.

Inserts dead fish.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #294 on: January 29, 2006, 09:27:34 PM »
Gets some pretty good fish 'n' chips.  With tartar sauce.

Inserts the tartar sauce.
lumpia (LOOM'·pee·ah") n.
A Filipino variation of the egg roll. It consists of more meat, less vegetable and is generally better tasting. :p

« Reply #295 on: January 29, 2006, 09:28:25 PM »
Gets a jam tart.

Inserts Poland.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #296 on: January 29, 2006, 09:29:27 PM »
Gets Slovenia.

Inserts random European country.
Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, you wouldn't know to look in the dictionary to find the definition of dictionary.

« Reply #297 on: January 29, 2006, 10:38:30 PM »
Gets Italian chic.

Inserts every page of this topic.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #298 on: January 29, 2006, 11:03:02 PM »
Gets 404.

Inserts NDS.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #299 on: January 29, 2006, 11:05:07 PM »
Gets a cookie.

Inserts an African elephant.

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