Author Topic: Mario Party 8: Meanest yet? (Read 10504 times)

Nintendoobsessed · « **on:** January 03, 2008, 02:44:42 PM »

Yes. Could it be?
Ex:
1. MC Ballyhoo. This guy is a total *******. He will call you a chump. His friend Big Top will call you a loser. He laughs at you when you lose, and when DK comes to make you lose, he'll say "Thank you DK." Or how about when you get a Special Bonus. Half the time, you'll lose, and he'll "Chalk it up to bad luck." Are you ******* kidding me? Or in Star Battle, he sides with Blooper, who is the villain, and is fine that Blooper wins.One last Example, in certain parts of Minigame Mode, he'll tell you to worship a certain character (All hail...)

2. Story Mode. By far the hardest Story Mode I have EVER played in a Mario Party game. I still can't beat (See above Spoiler Text.) Honestly. I have tried over and over again, but the board reverses over and over, and I can't beat him. I mean, first, I thought it was insanity to do the normal boards. Then I do this guy. OH MY GAWD. Ridiculous. Really. And the worst part: You can't buy anything good at the fun Bazzar without beating hard-*** Story MOde. COME ON.

And the last thing...Marioolgists will remember that the Star Rod is only meant for the Star Spirits, and it's insane power is not meant for any normal organism. ...Play Story Mode, and you will see how MC Ballyhoo has...well...JUST PLAY STORYMODE!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2008, 03:53:01 PM »

The above post was awesome.

Linkin800 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:01:40 PM »

Lol just plain lol. Someone needs to make MC Ballyhoo pay for what he's done to Nintendoobsessed.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:04:29 PM »

Quote from: Linkin800 on January 03, 2008, 04:01:40 PM

Lol just plain lol. Someone needs to make MC Ballyhoo pay for what he's done to Nintendoobsessed.

I bet you've never played Mario Party 8 in your entire life.

BP · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2008, 04:08:49 PM »

You must've gotten the special asterisk edition.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2008, 05:00:52 PM »

MC Ballyhoo sucks. He's loud, ugly as sin and to top it all off, he has a talking hat. And not in the cool, talking hat kinda way.

Linkin800 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:09:10 PM »

Quote from: Nintendoobsessed on January 03, 2008, 04:04:29 PM

I bet you've never played Mario Party 8 in your entire life.

axtualy I own the game. I managed to beat story mode to. And he can be annoying after playing the game for so long. If you don't belive I own it quiz me on some stuff thats in the game.

Thorn · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:19:02 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on January 03, 2008, 05:00:52 PM

MC Ballyhoo sucks. He's loud, ugly as sin and to top it all off, he has a talking hat. And not in the cool, talking hat kinda way.

Have talking hats ever been cool?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:30:34 PM »

Come to think of it, no. So I guess Mc Ballyhoo sucks even worse now.

BP · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:33:40 PM »

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2008, 06:34:46 PM »

Does it talk or does it "quack"?

Captain Jim · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2008, 07:11:44 PM »

Oh, he talks. All the time. ALL THE TIME.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2008, 07:42:07 PM »

So I guess talking hats aren't cool at all. Even if they're from Legend of Zelda.

Suffix · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2008, 09:46:43 PM »

My brother and I tend to trade off "DAH HA HAAAAs" whenever Mario Party 8 is mentioned.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2008, 10:19:11 PM »

Yeah, my brother and I do the same thing except we say "No no!"

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2008, 10:52:09 PM »

This is why I stay away from the completely devoid of skill-based play Mario Party series.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2008, 10:57:08 PM »

I know winning in MP8 is based totally on luck but I'll probably get suckered into playing MP9.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:05:01 PM »

You can sometimes get 1 star at the end for skill.

Suffix · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2008, 11:12:50 PM »

Two stars if you count saving up coins and the mini-game star. Those two stars are usually what gives me the win. Okay, always.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2008, 01:42:33 AM »

Evil thing about 8, though, is that the bonuses change game to game. Sometimes it essentially is 100% luck, aside from if somebody boners up an item use or something.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2008, 08:11:01 AM »

Quote from: Suffix on January 03, 2008, 09:46:43 PM

My brother and I tend to trade off "DAH HA HAAAAs" whenever Mario Party 8 is mentioned.

Snunoh! Hobelahenh!

The Chef · « **Reply #21 on:** January 05, 2008, 12:03:16 PM »

MC Ballyhoo is my least favorite Mario character ever, right next to those accursed Cataquacks.

I got Mario Party DS for Christmas and it felt like a huge breath of fresh air. The game is better than Mario Party 8, 7, 6, 5 and 4 combined, though there are some elements from 5, 6 and 7 that I still like. Maybe I should one day do an Angry VG Nerd style review for each of these games and see which is the worst one of all.

Wii-Player · « **Reply #22 on:** January 05, 2008, 10:50:07 PM »

Well, he favors for the winner, I don't think he's that bad, I mean, I've played story mode on Mario Party 8. Nothing wrong with it at all.

Nintendoobsessed · « **Reply #23 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:06:01 AM »

'sob' I was playing Mario Party 8 and...and...HE CALLED ME A OBLEBLUER! I feel so hurt...

Linkin800 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:14:50 PM »

Oh and he's also mean for changing the last 5 round bonus name into *CHUMP CHARITY*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #25 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:21:37 PM »

I wonder who thought up Mc Ballyhoo. I bet the conversation was awkward...

Random producer guy: "All right [insert Mc Ballyhoo creator's name here], we need a new character for Mario Party 8. He can't be an existing Mario creature and he has to look good for the kids. Any ideas?"

Mc Ballyhoo's creator: "Hm...I've got it! He'll be a cross between a very ugly fish and a human! He'll have huge lips, talk incoherently and to top it all off, he'll wear a talking hat with goofy eyes! How's that sound!?"

Random Producer guy: "...Darn it [insert Mc Ballyhoo creator's name here], you're a freaking genius!"

The Chef · « **Reply #26 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:30:09 PM »

He also looks far too much like Chuck Quizmo, whom I think would be a perfect fit for Mario Party.

Mr.Toadsworth · « **Reply #27 on:** January 06, 2008, 01:52:10 PM »

ㅤ ㅤ

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #28 on:** January 06, 2008, 03:17:51 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on January 06, 2008, 01:30:09 PM

He also looks far too much like Chuck Quizmo, whom I think would be a perfect fit for Mario Party.

I thought that was who he was, first...

Presidente · « **Reply #29 on:** January 06, 2008, 08:06:52 PM »

And then when he said his real name we were all disappointed.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 09, 2008, 11:39:55 AM »

Mario Party X will be meanest. Because, you know, it's got an X. Mario Party 8 is like America's Got Talent, with Piers, and Mario Party 9 will be like the British version of America's Got Talent (so, Britain's Got Talent), where it has Piers and Simon. And some British Paula. But Mario Party X will be like Hell's Got Talent, where the British Paula is replaced with Anne Robinson, but she's disguised, so at first you think she's just another random Paula, and then she turns out to be mean.