Heh, nice. XD
Here's my joke...It's not really that great, though. ;)
So, a guy walks into a church on a normal Sunday morning. The church bells ring, and the preacher notices there is only one person attending. The preacher comes up to the man and says, "Well, since you're the only one here, I guess we can just go on home, eh?" The man pauses and says, "Sir, I don't know nuthin' 'bout preachin', but I'm a farmer. When it's feedin' time and only one cow comes up to eat, I'm not just gonna not feed it." So the preacher turns around and gets out his bible on the stand. An hour-and-a-half later, the preacher finishes and says to the farmer, "There, how was that?" And the farmer says,"Sir, I don't know nuthin' 'bout preachin', but I'm a farmer. When it's feedin' time and only one cow comes up to eat, I sure as heck am not gonna give it the whole truck-load of chow."