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« Reply #2190 on: April 21, 2006, 06:08:35 PM »
Your life is pointless, as is mine.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #2191 on: April 21, 2006, 06:10:59 PM »
Hey, Luigison is a teacher, is he not? Can you please grade my essay, Mr. L. Son?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

The Chef

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« Reply #2192 on: April 21, 2006, 07:35:30 PM »
Allow me to explain my legendary weapon, the SPATULA.
Its name stands for something, but I forgot what.
It can vanquish evil and flip pancakes.
Last but not least, its worth 2 Antarctican dollars.

« Reply #2193 on: April 21, 2006, 09:01:43 PM »
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo.  O_O
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #2194 on: April 21, 2006, 09:13:38 PM »
Random Mario pic I made.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #2195 on: April 21, 2006, 09:21:42 PM »
Some person really messed up the SoST Forum. http://sost.emulationzone.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=489
Glad spambots don't exist in teh FF.
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

The Chef

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« Reply #2196 on: April 22, 2006, 09:00:01 AM »
How do you know? I might be a spambot.

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #2197 on: April 22, 2006, 11:28:36 AM »
I've seen spambots on a forum that I mod, so I kind of know how to identify one.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #2198 on: April 22, 2006, 04:28:31 PM »
What's a spambot?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

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« Reply #2199 on: April 22, 2006, 08:15:06 PM »
If I'm not mistaken, a spambot is a Bot used to invade message boards and spam them up.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #2200 on: April 22, 2006, 09:35:14 PM »
The allusional pretense theory claims that ironic remarks have their effects by alluding to a failed expectation. In normal conversation, this is accomplished by violating pragmatic rules of discourse, usually the maxim of sincerity. Such violations simultaneously draw a listener's attention to the failed expectation and express the speaker's attitude (normally but not necessarily negative) toward the failed expectation. Using a variety of utterance types, 3 experiments tested the theory. The first experiment, using 4 speech act types, showed that both insincerity and allusion were perceived far more frequently in ironically intended utterances than in literally intended ones. The second experiment demonstrated that the negative attitudes frequently expressed with ironic utterances are a function of the relative frequency of positive versus negative expectations and not an intrinsic characteristic of discourse irony per se. The third experiment found that over-polite requests are more likely to be used ironically than under-polite ones, presumably because the former can serve a speaker's politeness considerations while simultaneously conveying both an intended request and the speaker's attitude. It was concluded that irony is used primarily to express a speaker's attitude toward the referent of the ironic utterance, while simultaneously fulfilling other goals as well, such as to be humorous, to make a situation less face threatening, and to serve politeness considerations.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #2201 on: April 23, 2006, 07:20:38 AM »
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Mr. Melee

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« Reply #2202 on: April 23, 2006, 05:20:49 PM »
Wahaha! I am here now. Give me all your air.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #2203 on: April 23, 2006, 05:56:11 PM »
Irony is ironic.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #2204 on: April 23, 2006, 06:05:42 PM »
0_o_0

Return of the three-eyed smiley!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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