Whoah, how'd I not know this was happening?
WiiWare Dr. Mario: Sounds fine to me, but I'd like a little more than old, short games with face-lifts and Wi-Fi--that's what the DS is for (zing!).
Motorcycles in Mario Kart: Trying to man up, eh, Nintendo? How ironic... the series that invented the kart genre is now implementing these. Oh, well.
Sonic in Brawl: I'd rather he wasn't, but what can ya do.
Possible Brawl delay: *Holds up razorblade* Don't make me do it...
New Mario Baseball: One wasn't enough? Zero wasn't enough?