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« Reply #210 on: December 17, 2003, 10:11:48 PM »
So Mario finally buried him in Isle Delfino cemetery, and lightning struck the grave!

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« Reply #211 on: December 24, 2003, 04:51:06 PM »
And Luigi said "I like dogs."

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« Reply #212 on: January 18, 2004, 09:36:21 AM »
Than Luigi's nose fell off of his face



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« Reply #213 on: February 01, 2004, 07:47:06 PM »
He felt enormously better, for he couldn't smell Mario's outlandish odors.

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« Reply #214 on: February 29, 2004, 06:59:31 AM »
Suddenly Luigi couldn't breathe.

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« Reply #215 on: March 02, 2004, 03:42:26 PM »
Because a cow was shoved down his throat by Peach.

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« Reply #216 on: March 03, 2004, 08:30:54 PM »
And Luigi FARTED!!! (heeheehee)

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« Reply #217 on: August 15, 2004, 11:01:53 PM »
Then, GiftedGirl was acting stupid and everybody knew it.

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« Reply #218 on: August 16, 2004, 11:38:26 AM »
Somehow kirby flew above the skies.
He sang candy theme of kirby 64 with a funny accent.



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« Reply #219 on: August 16, 2004, 07:27:48 PM »
Then he blew himself up by watching this e-card waaaaaaaay too much.



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« Reply #220 on: August 17, 2004, 12:20:44 AM »
One of his ribs flew into the moon.
 "That's what I call a basted sevelty four," said the moon.
 "That's right, the moon" said Mr. Shmallow. Who proceded to cook. The bubbly motion of his smouldering sugar/flesh hypnotized Luigi. Luigi fell into a trance and started to drool (how cute!!!) but then he drooled what appeared to be mustard (ah!) but it was really just yellow, thick, creamy, mustard flavored mustard substitute (hoorah...).

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« Reply #221 on: August 26, 2004, 12:34:49 PM »
Then Mario woke up. "It was just a dream, it was just a dream!" he thought.

« Reply #222 on: August 26, 2004, 02:58:56 PM »
Then Mario fell over like a sack of potatoes and started snoring. Back in the dream, Peach laughed at Luigi because he was juggling eggs while dancing around.

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« Reply #223 on: February 04, 2005, 11:27:06 PM »
Then, Toad woke up. There was a breathing noise coming from just outside his door-- it was The Terminator! He got out a knife, and tried to cut Toad's nose off, because it had a rare quality that enabled purple carrots to grow in there. However, Toad didn't have a nose, so The Terminator cut off Tommy Lee Jones's nose, put it on Toad, performed a medical miracle as he sewed Toad's nose on in merely seconds, then he cut it off again. Laughing, he ran off, and punched Tommy Lee Jones.

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« Reply #224 on: March 08, 2005, 12:28:21 PM »
And the Terminator exploded. ;P

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