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Happy 20th Birthday to Sapphira!No longer a "teenager," she now in her second decade of living! According to Eastern Standard Time, that is.
Sapphira, allow me to introduce your most abnormal present...
Witness, if you will, something that takes WarioWare, slows it down a bit, and throws in 100% more confusion. None of this "Twirl!" commands, no, you'll struggle to figure out what "I WANT LUNCH!" means you'll do. Remember, you get four (or is it three?) tries.
Have fun and good luck! If you really get stuck on a certain part, remember that moving the mouse around can reveal a button or otherwise. And if you REALLY get stuck, take the cheater's route: Press tab.
EDIT: I have discovered that it runs a little slow... But this happens to many of my larger Flash projects. Just pretent it's a bit harder than it is.