Your chipmunk is the sweetest pet in the world. Everyone wants it. They sneak into your room at night to try to steal it, so you set up an alarm that wakes you up when someone enters. Then you'll be up all night trying to keep people from stealing your perfect little chipmunk while the alarm is clanging in the background. All this stress gets to you and you go insane, jump off a building, and die. Your chipmunk takes the loss of you very hard and turns mean and grouchy and no-one wants it anymore, so you can finally have some peace. But it's too late, you're dead.
I wish the sun came out at night and the moon came out in the day.
Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.
Edited by - ¥tterbiJúm on 4/22/2004 5:04:45 PM
