Chapter 4D
Luigi pushes the other button on the NES controller. A Nissan Skyline GT-R pops up. Mario and Luigi get in. Another Toad butler pops up, kicks the car, and yells "YEOUCH! MY FOOT!" Luigi says, "Serious deja vu..." Mario says, "I have to agree, Luigi." Luigi stops concentrating because he is playing
Kingdom of Loathing on his Blackberry. Mario goes, "Concentrate here, Luigi!" Luigi says, "What? I'm in Fernswarthy Tower fighting a Brainsweeper!" Mario goes, "I hate it when you're like this, Luigi! There's no way of getting you out of this mode - besides THIS!" Mario swipes the Blackberry from Luigi, logs off, types in a username and password, and logs on as his Level 4 Seal Clubber. Luigi puts the car in Drive and drives into the other side of Petalburg. Mario goes, "Finally! Some peace and quiet around here!" Luigi stops the car just before hitting the gate. Mario yells, "Luigi!" Mario kicks Luigi into the passenger seat, gets in the driver's seat, and drives into the lake. Mario and Luigi swim out, then realize that the car is on the surface and that the Blackberry is still in the car. The Marios swim out to the car, get the Blackberry out, and dry it with Fire Flower dust. It still works. Mario says, "Whew! We still had 18 months on our contract!" Luigi calls his car insurance on the Blackberry. Mario says, "Oh brother," and whips out his Handspring Treo, which he got from Ye Olde Toad's Cellphone Shoppe. Mario text messages Princess Peach: "Oh brother, what is with Luigi today?" Luigi gets his call returned: "Okay, it'll cost you 10 extra Coins on your next bill, Luigi. Just tell us where it is, and we'll bring in a helicopter to get it out." Luigi says, "Also we have a wrecked Corolla GT." "Sure, that'll cost you another 10 Coins. We'll send in the same helicopter. As long as the damage isn't too bad, we can do it." Mario thinks, "Luigi is getting plain ridiculous." Mario gets a text message back from Princess Peach, saying: "Okay, Mario, I bought you a vacation home on Isle Delfino. Ever since you got rid of Bowser, things have been going well there. End of message." Luigi says, "Well, the helicopter got the car now." Mario looks up to see a helicopter airlifting the water-filled car. Luigi says, "Oh, I got a text message!" Mario has a nerdy Toad skydive out of the helicopter. You know he's nerdy because he has books on his head instead of dots. Luigi reads the text message and says, "uh huh, uh huh...That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it!" Mario slaps Luigi in the face and says, "Luigi, stop acting up today!" The nerdy Toad reads the text message and says, "The sinus of pi equals X times Y." Luigi says, "Huh?" The Toad says, "I think Peach loves you." Luigi yells, "I FAR PREFER DAISY!" Daisy comes skydiving out of the helicopter once it returns. Luigi realizes he was just seeing things. Mario looks up at the helicopter. Luigi says, "Isn't she lovely?" Mario slaps Luigi, and Luigi passes out. A helicopter picks Luigi up, and he's off to the hospital. Mario says, "Great, he ditched me. I'll get Luigi once he regains consciousness!" Mario sees a helicopter with a picture of a Pianta with a TV camera. Mario says, "It's the Isle Delfino news crew! But why are they in Petalburg?" Mario realizes they were on a world tour filming various locales. Mario hides behind a tree because he has stage fright. He realizes he isn't on a stage. He realizes he has cameraphobia. He realizes it's not a picture camera, it's a TV camera! Mario pops out and does his classic thumbs-up and "It's-a me, Mario!"
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