Super Mario Bros X: The Great One

[Wumbo]

Hello. This is my first fic as well as first post on this board. I hope you like the story.


Super Mario Bros: The Great One

It was just a normal day at Mario’s house. Mario, Luigi were drinking Koopa Tea with Yoshi who was just visiting. Mario and Luigi were telling their stories about the Thousand Year Door and the Marvelous Compass.

Yoshi: So that’s what happen. But it’s not like the time I had to rescue you two and Wario from Bowser, who pulled off the same plot.

Luigi: Don’t flatter yourself.

Mario: Don’t flatter yourself. Your exaggeration about your adventures. Good thing your partners were there to tell the truth.

Luigi sweatdropped as Yoshi laughed. Then there was a noise outside.

Mario: I’ll go see what was going on.

Mario left the house then came back with a letter in his hand.

Luigi: You know I’m usually the one who gets the mail.

Mario: Well, I wanted to get it this time.

Mario read the message in the letter.

Mario: Guys, we’re invited to a party in the castle.

That got little excitement from his friends.

Luigi: That’s good.

Yoshi(frightened): We’re doomed! Don’t you know that whenever you get a letter from Peach something bad is going to happen.

Mario: Don’t be ridiculous. That doesn’t always happen.

Luigi and Yoshi gave him a “yeah right” stare. Mario then remembered the events from when Bowser stole the Power Stars, twice. Bowser stealing the Star Rod and the Crystal Stars incident.

Mario: Alright, alright. I get it. But this can’t possibly happened again. Let’s go to the party.

The trio headed to the party. But unknown to them a dark figure was watching them.

???: Hmm. It would seem that those three are some of the Mushroom World’s greatest heroes. It would seem that they must be eliminated in order for the “Great One” to return.

When Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi got to the party, they received a standing ovation. Yoshi was acting silly.

Yoshi(bowing): Thank you. I really appreciate it.

Luigi and Mario sweatdropped.

Mario: Just ignore him. He’s acting like child he his again.

The trio found DK, Diddy, and Dixie eating and talking to the locals.

Mario: Hey guys.

DK: What’s up you three.

Diddy: Hi.

Dixie: Hello.

Mario: Do any of you three know where Princess Peach is?

Yoshi was making kissing noises.

Mario: Shut up!

DK: I think she’s up in her quarters.

Mario: Thanks.

The trio headed up to the Peach’s quarters. But they still didn’t realized they were being stalked.

???: It’s almost time. I need to mark the beginning of the end.

Our trio was finally near the top floor of the castle when they finally met Peach.

Peach: Oh Mario. You came to visit me, you’re so thoughtful. Luigi and Yoshi, you also came to.

Luigi: What are friends for? Right Yoshi?

Luigi saw Yoshi searching around him.

Luigi(peeved): What are you doing?

Yoshi: I think danger’s coming I can feel it.

Mario(angrily): Yoshi for the last time there is no danAs soon as Mario said that, the castle began to rumble.

Yoshi: I TOLD YOU!

Outside people can see something is happening to the castle. It was disappearing right in front of their eyes. Two minutes later, the entire castle disappeared.

When the castle reappeared, it was at an entirely different place. The surroundings were strangely, misguiding. Everything was… dark colored. The trees, the water, and even the sun was black too.
When the castle stop shaking, everyone was calmed down.

Mario: What was that?!

Luigi: Like anyone of us knows.

Peach looked out the window.

Peach: Umm. Isn’t suppose to be daytime. But it’s seems to be pitch black for some reason.

Then the thing that stalked Mario and his friends, came crashing through the window.

Peach: I just had that window fixed when Bowser came crashing through it.

Mario: It’s probably Bowser again. Be ready.

Mario and Yoshi were ready for a rumble while Luigi was standing cowardly behind them. But the creature wasn’t Bowser. It was just simply a male, golden Koopa Troopa.

Yoshi: You mean, he caused all of this. A lowly Koopa Troopa.

???: My name is Klus! And I’m here to summon the “Great One”.

Mario(still on the defensive): But why would you need the castle?

Klus: I used the disappearing of the castle to trap you and these two other heroes.

Luigi(stammering): B-but w-why us?

Klus: Easy. (points to Mario) you have the Crystal Stars. Give them to me to summon the “Great One”.

Yoshi: I think that “Shadow Queen” character is the “Great One”.

Mario: Well, you can forget it! I used the magic of the Crystal Stars to scatter them all across the world. And I’d destroyed the Magical Map so they would be harder to find.

Klus: So you’ve decided to knock off years of your life by doing that.

Mario: It’s going to be your life that’s going to be shorten. Let’s get him guys!

Mario pulled out his hammer
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Luigi:(gulps)

Luigi pulled out his hammer stammering.

Yoshi: I have no hammer, but take this.

Yoshi pulled out some throwing eggs and the battle began.

Klus(while cracking his knuckles): This is going to be blowout!

Play Music: Bowser’s Theme from Paper Mario 1

Mario and Luigi tried to swipe Klus with their hammers but the villain dodged them and attack them with his hammers. Mario and Luigi were sent flying.

Klus: Were you surprised that I use hammers like Hammer Bros.

Yoshi threw eggs but Klus dodged them with ease. Yoshi jump high up in the air and tried to use Ground Pound. But, he felt extreme pain on his rear.

Yoshi(loudly): AWOWOWOWOWOW!

Klus somehow had spikes come out of his shell.

Klus: Ah. Spinies. They are formidable creatures.

Mario and Luigi threw some fireballs at Klus. The fireballs hit Klus, but it did no damage to him.

Mario(sarcastically): Let me guess, Buzzy Beetle.

Klus: Correct. Now take this I’ve learned from Magikoopas.

Klus fired a magic spell at the heroes, but they dodged them with eased. Yoshi threw eggs and knocked Klus over.

Yoshi: WOOT!

But Klus spun around and damaged Yoshi.

Yoshi(while in the air): Curse you Shady Koopa ability!

Klus got back up as Yoshi was slammed on to the ground.

Klus threw a boomerang, a Boomerang Bro. ability, to hit the three heroes.

Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi: AAARGHH!

Klus then came up to them with Dark Koopa Spin. It missed Mario but got Luigi and Yoshi.

Yoshi: Man, that hurts.

Luigi: I…can’t…go on.

Mario: We can’t give up. We can stop him.

Klus threw Spiny Eggs, a Lakitu ability, but the Mario and Luigi dodged it, but it hit Yoshi and he went out cold.

Peach: YOSHI!

Yoshi:….

Mario and Luigi were now angry. Luigi fired up a Thunderhand attack while Mario fired his Super Flame attack.

Klus: Fools please.

He used his Magikoopa ability to absorbed both attacks, then send back to the Mario Bros. They hit both Bros. Mario was barely hanging onto life. But Luigi was knocked out too.

Mario(weakly): no.

Peach: LUIGI!

Klus: HA! Two down, one more to go.

Mario(weakly): You’ll never win.

Klus: Shut up! But before you go I have one more thing to say to you. The “Great One” is not the Shadow Queen but someone worse. Now to muster up the strongest attack. Bowser’ fire breath!

Klus breathed a mighty fire attack to burn Mario. And then, Mario fainted.

Peach: MARIO, LUIGI, YOSHI!

Klus: To easy. Those fools! And you my dear. You’re coming with me.

Peach: Why?

Klus: BECAUSE I SAID SO! Now if you excuse me.

At the snapped of his fingers, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi disappeared.

(to be continued)

[Hirocon]

Welcome to the boards, and you have a fan.

[Wumbo]

The sinister Wario Bros were at Kitchen Island. They were in Wario’s Castle and they enjoyed having each other around.

Wario(with a couch cushion in his hand): FOR THE LAST TIME! IF YOU’RE GOING TO LIVE HERE, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY RENT!

Okay, they don’t.

Waluigi: But I don’t want to pay no dumb rent! Now you’re my brother. Why can’t you understand that?

Wario(with his head in the couch cushion): This pillow stuffing tastes like I’m choking. Why does this happen every time I stuff candy in here? (gets his head out of the cushion) Now Waluigi, you’re paying rent. No doubt about it. And your rent is due right abooooouuuuuuuuttttttttttt…now.

Waluigi: Fine you stupid fool.

Waluigi pulled out a pretty looking stone shaped like a star. Little did he know that was a Crystal Star.
Wario: Good thing you’d paid me. With this rather expensive looking star-shaped rock. Where did you find this rock anyway?

Waluigi: Why it was just at the north end of the island.

Wario: Hmm…Maybe we should find more of these things.

Waluigi: Why?

Wario: So we can be filthy rich! You fool!

Waluigi: Well fine then. Let’s do it.

They were just beginning to bumble their way around to find the Crystal Stars only to be interrupted by a knock at the door.

Wario: Go answer that, will you? I’ve got to hide this jewel in a special place.

Waluigi opened the door only to Petey Piranha at door.

Petey: (roars like did in Sunshine)

Waluigi closed the door, yet he remained calm. Wario then appeared.

Waluigi(calmly): You remember that Piranha plant with the big head and polka-dotted underwear? Who was cheating in the kart races?

Wario: Yes I think I remember that freak. His name was Petey. But what does he/it has to do with anything?

Waluigi(panicking): HE’S AT THE DOOR!!!!!

Wario: What?!

But it was too late. Petey rammed his head in to open the door.

Wario & Waluigi: (screamed like little girly men)

Petey threw up on them to stop the brothers in their track.

Wario(gross-out): That…was…disgusting.

Waluigi: You should talk. You pick your nose.

Wario: Ah…shut up! What do you want mister “I’m a plant yet I still wear clothes”

Petey tried the best he could to tell them.

Petey(scratchy and disoriented): Crydsdjkfshkdhssatr.

Wario: What?

Waluigi(translating): I think he was trying to say “Crystal Star.”

Petey nodded ‘yes’

Waluigi: I think that jewel I gave you to pay rent is that. It was Crystal-lookin.

Wario: It was wasn’t it. ( to Petey) Well you can forget about it freak! I ain’t giving it to you.

Petey then let out a huge roar.

Wario(mockingly): Oh…look at me I’ve got no brain.

Petey then grabbed the two brothers and took them deep into their own castle.

Waluigi: Way to go tubby.

Wario: Ah, shut up!

Meanwhile on a dark mansion, on what it seems to be in the middle of nowhere lies a crisis. Bowser, the King of Koopas, was there along with his Magikoopa henchmen Kamek and Kammy. Then the owner of the mansion, King Boo appeared.

Bowser: I can’t believe I lost over half of my army that easily. What a stinking waste.

Bowser stomp the ground to cause an earthquake.

King Boo: Hey, stop that! If you’re going to stay here tell me what happened.

Bowser sighed and then a flashback occurred. It was to days ago at Bowser’s castle. Everything was just going as normally as it was. Various Koopas were patrolling on their shift. Bowser, Kammy, and Kamek then appeared.

Bowser: I can’t believe my plan of kidnapping Princess Peach failed. I had the perfect plan. Kidnapped her, then ambushed Mario, Luigi, and Wario. How could I have failed.

Kamek: You didn’t expect a certain Yoshi to come and rescue Mario, who rescued Luigi, who rescued Wario.

Bowser: Well why didn’t you two foresaw this?!

Kammy: You gave me the day off that day.

Kamek: I thought it was just a dream.

Bowser: ARGH! Well we’re just going to have to work on the next plan. At least it can’t get any worse.

Right at he said that, a familiar Koopa then busted through the window. Of course it was Klus.

Bowser: Who are you? Do you work for me.

Klus: My name is Klus and no I don’t.

Bowser(calmly): So why did you just (enraged) BUST THROUGH MY WINDOW LIKE THAT?!

Klus: So I can show you this.

Klus fired ice breath right out of his mouth. Kammy and Kamek then used their magic to protect themselves and Bowser.

Kamek: Who does this guy thinks he is.

Klus: I am planning to bring back the “Great One”!

Bowser eyes snapped wide open. It was as if he knew who the Great One was.

Bowser: NO WAY!

Kammy: Do you want us to expose of him my lord?

Bowser: No, leave this to me!

Bowser then squared off with Klus. Bowser performed a Whirling Fortress but Klus jump out of the way with ease.

Klus: Hmph. Pathetic.

Bowser then tried to breath fire on Klus, but it had no effect.

Bowser(disbelief): What. But how?

Klus didn’t answer this. Instead he came up and punched Bowser in the face. It was somehow, incredibly strong.

Bowser(thinking): Hmm. This guy is no joke.

Bowser tried to bite Klus but Klus counted it with a head butt.

Bowser: You’re starting to become a pain!

Klus: Oh then take this.

Klus then did a Whirling Fortress to knock Bowser on his back.

Bowser(thinking and fearful): No! A Koopa’s worse nightmare.

Klus then jump in the air and body slammed Bowser. The Koopa King went out cold. When Bowser woke up he saw his Magikoopa henchmen, all of his children, but only a smaller only. They were not in the castle but in a dark valley:

Bowser: Where’s my army.

Kamek: Most of them joined Klus. Only we remained.

Bowser: GGGRRR! What did he want? Besides trying to revive the feared “Great One?”

Kammy: He said he needed Crystal Stars to revive him.

Bowser: Well that’s settled. We’ll start looking for them by tomorrow. But now, we head to King Boo and his loyalists.

The flashback then ended and King Boo sat there with disbelief.

Bowser: One of the scouts said that that fool Waluigi had gotten his hands on a Crystal Star. So I sent Petey Piranha to go get it.

King Boo: Well, you’re welcome to stay here and I’ll help you find those Crystal Stars. We’ll form an alliance.

Kamek(annoyed): We already formed an alliance.

King Boo: Oh yeah that’s right. Well, my fellow Boos and I will help you find the Crystal Stars. Then we can used the Stars’ power to bring our enemies to their doom. And I’m not talking about Klus, I’m also talking about the Mario Bros.

Bowser then lifted his head up with delight.

Bowser: Now you’re talking my language.

Bowser and King Boo laughed manically.

(to be continued)

[PaperLuigi]

Cool story. You've got a fan in me, as well.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

[GiftedGirl]

Coooool! ^_^

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97

[Wumbo]

Meanwhile, at the Mushroom Kingdom, there was a hospital. In the hospital, Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi were lying on beds unconscious. Yoshi was the first to regain conscious and said…

Yoshi: Hey guys, wake up.

Both of the Mario Bros. open their eyes to find out where they are.

Luigi: Where are we?

Doctor: Why you’re in the Mushroom Kingdom Hospital. The three of you was beaten up pretty bad.

Mario: Who or how did you find us.

Doctor: An innocent Bob-omb found you and called 911 and the ambulance came rushing. You guys ,except for the Yoshi, were unconscious for three days.

Mario & Luigi: THREE DAYS?!

Yoshi: Yep, I regained conscious on the second day. I was trying to wake you guys up but the nurses didn’t want me to do that.

Doctor: Well, it’s time to see if you are healed. You three have looked like you’ve taken a nasty beating from somewhere. It was about the disappearance of Peach’s castle wasn’t it.

The three heroes dropped their heads in shame.

Doctor: Well, don’t worry about it. Let’s go to see if you’re properly ready for release.

After a few x-rays, exams, and the most dangerous of all, shots. The trio was ready to go.

Docotr: Well, it seems like everything is in tiptop order. I’ll be sending you guys the bill later.

Mario: Okay, well see you around doc.

Doctor: Good-bye.

After the good byes the trio found that the city was in shame. Toad came up to them. Yoshi then went back to the hospital realizing he forgot something in there.

Mario: What’s going on?

Toad: It’s terrible! Princess Peach’s Castle has disappeared. She might never come back.

Yoshi came back will a pillow.

Mario: Don’t worry, Toad. We know the plot of the fiend. Some Koopa named Klus is going after the Crystal Stars.

Toad: But you’ve send them to different parts of the world, right.

Mario: Yes. But I don’t know where they went. With the magical map destroyed we have no clue on how to get them back or where to start looking.

Yoshi: YEAH! Another adventure!

Luigi: I’m in. Hopefully, none of us will be killed. (to Yoshi) Are you sure you want….

Luigi stopped speaking when he saw that Yoshi’s head was in the pillow he was carrying.

Yoshi(with head in pillow): This pillow stuffing tastes like choking.(getting head out of pillow) Why does this happen every time I stuff fruit in there? You guys were saying something.

Mario, Luigi, and Toad all just stared at Yoshi as all four of them sweatdropped.

Yoshi: WHAT?

Mario: Well, it’s settled. We’ll go off and find the Crystal Stars.

???: MMMAAARRRRIIOO!

The gang spun around only to find Jr. Troopa standing behind them.

Mario: For crying out loud!

Jr. Troopa: Mario! We’ve never finished our match. This time I’m going to hurt you so bad.

Jr. Troopa came running up towards Mario but Mario grabbed Jr. Troopa and slung him into a garbage can. A garbage truck then came grabbed the can and stuffed the trash and Jr. Troopa in there.

Jr. Troopa(in garbage truck): I will be back. You can count on that. Oh you know, this stuff doesn’t taste that bad.

The truck drove off.

Yoshi: Well. That’s settled. But how are we going to find them Crystal Stars.

???: Perhaps I can be of service.

The gang spun around expecting another villain but it was just E.Gadd.

Luigi(relieved): Oh it’s only you, Gadd.

E.Gadd: I couldn’t help but overhear your predicament. You said you guys wanted to find the Crystal Stars? Well follow me to my lab.

At E.Gadd’s lab.

E.Gadd: I have come up with another invention to help for searches. If it works it will make search Chain Chomps obsolete. I called it the “Searcher 5000”. It’s twice ads better than my Searcher 2500. You just put something that relates with what you’re looking for and then the Searcher 5000 will point you the land you need to go. However, it won’t tell you the exact location and it will only pick up what you’re looking for one at a time.

Luigi: So all we need is to find something that’s Crystal Star related.

Mario: I can help.

Mario then performed the move Sweet Treat. The Searcher 5000 made an alarm go off.

E.Gadd: EGAD! It’s looks like it detected the first Crystal Star. It’s on an island known as Kitchen Island.

The trio groaned in frustration.

Mario: That’s where the Wario Bros. lived. I hope they haven’t found the Star first for our’s AND there’s sake.

Yoshi: Screw them. Let’s just go.

Luigi: Are you coming E.Gadd?

E.Gadd: No. I’m just an old man. But I have one question why does this Klus-character you told me about is after the Crystal Stars?

Mario: It’s something about someone called the Great One.

E.Gadd: I think I’ve heard of that somewhere. I’ll have to investigate.

Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi then left E.Gadd’s lab.

Mario: Let’s go to the docks. Maybe we can find a boat to take us to the Kitchen Island.

Luigi and Yoshi agreed and they set off. When they arrived at the docks, Toad sailors were running away.

Mario: What’s going on?

Sailor: A giant Bob-omb wearing a crown is running a rampage at the docks.

Mario, Luigi, & Yoshi: The Bob-omb King!

When the trio got there they already saw that the Bob-omb King was running amuck destroying. There also was two prisoners in his clutches.

Mario: Geno, Mallow?

King Bob-omb. What! Oh well, well, well. If it isn’t Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi. I’ve been waiting a while for my revenge. And now I going to have it.

Yoshi: Oh yeah. Well, you and what army?

Then an army of black Bob-ombs came out of nowhere.

Yoshi: (screaming like a little girl)

Luigi: You just had to asked.

King Bob-omb: Soldiers. Show no mercy!

The Bob-ombs ran toward our heroes. Mario kept grabbing one and threw it at the others causing them to explode. Luigi kept firing fireballs to make more of them explode. Yoshi then threw eggs rapidly to defeat more Bob-ombs. When they defeated all of the Bob-ombs the King was mad.

King Bob-omb. Oh I’ll show you.

He jump up in the air and caused a shockwave. The heroes jump up in the air to avoid it.

Mario: Yoshi, distract him as we come to him from behind.

Yoshi: Got it.

Yoshi ran up to the Bob-omb King and stuck his tongue out.

King Bob-omb: Are you willing to die inse…AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

King Bob-omb found out he was being picked up by Luigi. Luigi threw him and he landed on his back.

King Bob-omb: You’ll pay for that little man.

King Bob-omb then threw bomb at our heroes. Yoshi ate one of them then spat it back to the Bob-omb King.

King Bob-omb: ARRGH! That’s it no more games. Time to use the power Klus gave me.

Mario: So you’re working for Klus now, eh?

King Bob-omb then somehow summon wings and flew up high in the air.

Luigi: Mario, none of us can jump that high. What to we do.

Worse, King Bob-omb pulled out a huge purple Bob-omb.

Mario(sarcastically): Oh great. A Bob-ulk.

Yoshi: Their explosion is not SURVIVABLE!

King Bob-omb: See you fools in hel…..heck.

???: Geno Flash!

Everyone spun around to find Geno and Mallow free from their cages. As Geno used his flash, the Bob-ulk exploded with King Bob-omb in tow.

King Bob-omb’s Voice: FORGIVE ME KLUS! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Mario: Whew, thanks Geno you’d saved our necks.

Geno: Glad I can be of service.

Mario: Why are you guys here anyway?

Mallow: Well, when we’ve heard that you guys were defeated by someone, we’ve came to help. But that dumb Bob-omb King ambushed us.

Luigi: You guys want to join us? We’re looking for the Crystal Stars.

Yoshi: We can use all the help we can get.

Mario: But guys, we have no way of getting to Kitchen Island.

Mallow: Well, I have a boat for us to ride in. That’s how we got here.

Geno: And well be more than happy to help.

They got to Mallow’s boat. His boat was completely made of clouds. At first, the heroes were suspicious, but they got on and the ship didn’t sank.

Mario: First stop, Kitchen Island. Let’s-a go!

The boat sailed away to Kitchen Island. Meanwhile, Klus came out bushes. He was spying on our heroes.

Klus: Well, it seems that the first Crystal Star those fools found is on Kitchen Island. Well no matter. They will be mine. Wait till those fools run into the trap I was setting. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wumbo]

Play Music: Chapter 5 Intro from Paper Mario 2

The winds were calm, the seagulls were sounding, and the boat was sailing finely. Who wouldn’t enjoy a boat trip.

Luigi: (barfing from seasickness)

I stand corrected.

Mario: Will you relax. There’s nothing bad that is going to happen.

Yoshi: He shouldn’t eaten those sandwiches Mallow packed.

Mallow: I didn’t know he would throw-up because of them.

Mario: Now I checked the Searcher 5000 and it said that the Crystal Star is somewhere inside Wario’s Castle.

Yoshi: You mean we have to go inside that piece of junk?

Mario: Yes.

Geno: I question though. What will happen if they refused to give it to us?

Yoshi: Will just take them by force.

Mario: Sadly, that seems to be the only way. But those two bros. always seems to help someone though.

Mallow: Isn’t Wario’s a pirate. The only reason he would help someone is for wealth.

Yoshi: Yeah, and Waluigi is just you know, there.

Then, the Nimbus sailor was guiding the boat saw something on radar.

Nimbain: Prince Mallow, it seems like there’s another boat right on our boat’s stern.

Mario: I’ll take a look.

Mario got a telescope went to the front of the boat, but saw nothing.

Mario: I don’t see anything. Just the open sea.

Geno: Um Mario, the stern is the BACK of the boat.

Mario(sweatdropping): Er, um.

Mario went to the back of the boat and this time he did see a boat. But it was the boat of the Black Sugar Pirates.

Mario: Guys, we’ve got pirates.

Luigi & Mallow: PIRATES!

Yoshi: Big deal we can handle them.

The pirate ship then started firing cannons.

Yoshi: Okay we can’t.

Mario: Mallow, isn’t there anyway we can fight back?

Mallow: No, this is just a cruise boat.

Meanwhile on the pirate ship. Captain Syrup, the Black Sugar Pirate Leader, was watching the attack on Mario. But she wasn’t enjoying it.

Syrup: This stinks why did I let myself be defeated by some fool.

Then on cue, Klus appeared.

Klus: You do realize that I’ve heard you, correct? Besides you’re doing your job. Raiding other ships to add to your personal wealth.

Syrup: What about the deal?

Klus: As soon as you defeat the fools on that boat then find the Crystal Star on Kitchen Island, I will free you and your pirates. If you fail,

He let the threat hang. Syrup knew what he was talking about. Klus, one day, just came on her ship and started defeating her crew one by one. There was nothing she could do and she surrender to Klus. He spared her, her life.

Syrup: FINE! I’ll do it! Get close to that ship. Board the said ship and capture anyone on that ship.

Klus: And don’t worry. I’ll send backup.

Klus disappeared into thin air. Syrup’s ship moved closer to Mallow’s ship. Mario and friends were prepared to fight.

Mario: Be prepared for anything.

Yoshi: I am so going to like this.

Then a truckload of Spearmen came out of the pirate ship and attacked. Mario and Luigi punched a couple of them. Geno fired a beam to defeat some of them. Yoshi swallowed them one by one. Mallow used quick lighting attacks to defeat them. After that, there were no more Spearmen left.

Geno: That was a so-so training battle.

But then, a cannon fired and hits Mallow’s boat. The boat began to sink into the water.

Mallow(panicking): What do we do?

Mario: We have to board the pirate ship.

Yoshi: Let me rephrase Mallow’s question. What do we do that is REASONABLE?!
Mario: We have no other choice.

The heroes jump from there boat to the pirate ship since it was so close to them. When they got there, there were more Spearmen than our heroes can handle. Some of the Spearmen were gigantic. Some of them were aiming cannons right at the heroes. Captain Syrup then arrived.

Syrup: Well, I’ve done what the King of Koopa couldn’t do. I’ve defeated the legendary Mario as well as his friends.

Mario(sneering): You must be Syrup.

Geno: To be honest, I always thought that Syrup was a man.

Syrup: SILENCE! Guards, take them to different cells in a separated area of the ship. If they try to escape, cut off their heads.

Army: Yes ma’am.

They’ve got the heroes separated from each other. Mario & Yoshi in one cell, Luigi and the Nimbus Sailor in another, and Geno and Mallow in a third cell. In Luigi’s cell it was a messy area. It looks like the area of the ship hasn’t been clean for years. Then a Giant Spearman came in.

G. Spearman: Nimbian, the captain wants to see you now.

The Nimbian sailor left with the Giant Spearman. But the idiot Spearman forgot something.

When the sailor and the Spearman arrive to Syrup she wanted answers.

Syrup: Okay, you fool. Where’s the Crystal Star that’s in Kitchen Island.

Sailor: I don’t know, honest. But if I did, I still wouldn’t tell you, that goes against the sailor’s code.

Syrup: Oh, is that so.

She grabbed the sailor. Then after chanting a spell, a black portal opens up.

Sailor(frightened): What are you going to do?

Syrup: This.

Syrup chucked the sailor into the portal.

G. Spearman: Um, where does that thing lead to anyway?

Syrup: Klus’ lair. Where Klus is waiting for him. Now go get one of the other prisoners and force them to tell us where the Crystal Star is, or they’ll suffer the consequences.

???: NO WAY!

Syrup turned around to find the heroes, escaped from their prisons.

Syrup (disbelief): But how?

Luigi: Your guard left the door to my cell open.

G. Spearman (sweatdropping): Uhmm.

The Giant Spearman ran into the black portal before it closed.

Syrup: The stupid idiot. And we’re almost to Kitchen Island. Klus, I need the backup now you fool.

Play Music: Paper Mario 2 Cortez Battle

Then on cue. Three Giant Metal Spearmen appeared. Then Syrup began to escape. The powerful Spearmen charged at our heroes. Mario tried into hit one but it hurt his hand.

Mario: YOUCH!

Mallow then performed a lighting attack to damage one of the Spearman.

Mallow: Their defense is much too high. But perhaps we can take them out with magic attacks.

Yoshi: That means I’m useless.

Mario: You guys fight them while I find Captain Syrup.

His friends agreed and they were on their way. Luigi and Mallow used their thunder attacks to damage one of the Spearman. The Spearman then caused an earthquake on the ship. Luigi and Mallow jumped to avoid taking damage. Luigi used Super Flame to burn the Spearman then Mallow used Blizzard to freeze it. The Spearman’s sudden dropped in temperature caused him to crack wide open and be defeated.

Geno and Yoshi were up against the two remaining Spearman. Geno used Geno beam but the Spearman jumped out of the way. Yoshi tried to use a headbutt, but it didn’t work. Yoshi the thought of something. He came up to one of the Spearman, swallowed him, and spat him at the other one. The attack damage both Spearman. Geno then used another Geno Beam to finish them off.

Mario chased Syrup to the bow of the ship.

Mario: Your pirate days are over Syrup.

Syrup: That’s what you think.

Syrup pulled out her sword. Upon seeing this, Mario pulled out his hammer. The two then commenced to fight. Mario blocked the oncoming attack of Syrup with his hammer. Syrup jumped out of the way when swiped at her. When she landed back down, Mario used Hammer Quake to damaged Syrup.

Syrup: You are strong. That would explain why you’re Wario’s rival. But let see you handle this.

Syrup pulled out a Hand Axe and threw it at Mario. Mario barely dodged it, but it came back towards him like a boomerang. Mario had to backflip to avoid being hurt. Syrup came running up and kicked Mario. Mario went sailing to the wall.

Syrup: Now we can do this three ways. The easy way is surrendering yourself and help me find the Crystal Star. OR you’ll die right here, right now. OR, I’ll send you to Klus right away and I’ll let him decide what to do with you.

Mario then had enough of hearing Klus’ name. When Syrup raised her sword for the finishing blow, Mario did an uppercut on her. Then he’d used a his head butt attack from SSBM. Then last but now least, he used his side smash attack to finish, Syrup. Captain Syrup fainted and Mario and friends won the battle. Mario went up to his comrades.

Luigi: Well, this was some battle.

Yoshi: Now we head to Kitchen Island, with a new boat. Then we’d find a Crystal Star.

Mario: Klus won’t know what hit him.

The heroes were almost to Kitchen Island. And Mario smiled. Sure, he knew Klus was dangerous and he held Peach captive. But he couldn’t help smiling knowing that his closest friends are with him till the end.

[Hirocon]

Just letting you know I'm still reading.  Please post the next chapter when it's ready.

[Wumbo]

(I would like to say thank you to everyone who is reading my story, and I hope more people would read it.)

In Wario’s castle, Wario and Waluigi were being held prisoner. Petey Piranha was on a rampage throwing up on anything that look suspicious.

Waluigi: And I thought you were a fat slob Wario. Why did you two get along so well in the baseball tournament?

Wario: Shut up!

The Wario brothers were immobilized in a puddle of goo left by Petey. Meanwhile, Petey was still searching for the Crystal Star. He checked the area outside of the castle and even went as far as the beach, but he couldn’t find any Crystal Star.

Petey: Fjjhjafjd %%^&& JHVjcdh

Waluigi(at a distance): Watch your mouth.

Wario: How did you know what he said?

Waluigi: Be quiet.

Petey then found something shiny under a desk. He picked up the desk to find that it was a Crystal Star.

Petey(happily): RUH!

But, when Petey grabbed the star it began to shine.

Meanwhile, the heroes finally arrived on Kitchen Island.

Yoshi: Finally! I thought we’d never make it.

Geno: Where let’s get started.

Mallow: What about the pirates.

Mario: Don’t worry about them.

Cut back to the ship to find all of the Black Sugar Pirates in cells.

Random Spearman(tearfully): I want my mommy.

Everyone else: SHUT UP!

Cut back to Kitchen Island where the heroes found that most of the beach would be polluted with goo.

Mario(sarcastically): Now is the perfect time to leave F.L.U.D.D. back at home.

Geno: What happened here?

Mario: My guess is that one of Klus’ minions who’d originally work for Bowser is here.

Yoshi: Don’t worry, I’ll handle this. I might be able to find some clues.

Yoshi ate some fruit growing from a bush and started squirting to clean the mess.

Yoshi: This may take some time. Continue the Crystal Star search without me. I’ll catch up later.

Mario: Okay Yoshi. Good luck.

The heroes left Yoshi with the task and headed for Wario’s castle.

Luigi: What makes you so sure that they even know what we’re talking about?

Mario: They have too. Those brothers are dim but they’re not that plain stupid.

Mallow: Look, more goo.

Geno: Maybe, if we follow the trail, they’ll take us to the culprit.

Everyone agreed and follow the sludge. The sludge led them right up to Wario’s Castle.

Luigi: Umm. I knew Wario was disgusting but even HE knows how to keep a home clean.

Mallow: That’s because it’s Wario’s doing. Look up at the castle’s roof.

The heroes did to find Petey Piranha standing on top of the roof.

Mario: (censored)! What is he doing here? Why does he keep coming back?

Luigi: Why does he wear underwear when he’s a plant?

Everyone turned to stare at Luigi.

Luigi: ….

The heroes began to head up the castle. They found Wario and Waluigi in the second floor.

Wario: Help us… I mean what are you doing.

Mario: So Petey kidnapped you in your own home. Some baseball partner.

Wario: Just get of out!

Geno: Why should we? You’re a thief. And you’re not a very nimble one either.

Then Wario and Waluigi did something no one ever saw them do.

They cried like little babies.

Waluigi(crying): We just want to get of here.

Wario(crying): I just want to make love to my treasure.

Everyone stared at Wario.

Wario: Crud I failed English class in high school, remember. I mean I just my treasure back ‘cause I love it.

Mario: Alright, we’ll get you out just come down.

Wario(calming down): Okay. But can you change me first?

Everyone groaned at Wario’s insanity. Meanwhile, Yoshi was still at the beach still spraying the filth away.

Yoshi(mocking himself): I’ll clean up the mess. I’ll look for clues. I’ll catch up to you guys later.

Yoshi then tripped on something. When he found what he tripped on it was a ball of white light.

Yoshi: Huh?

Beware of the Great One’s return.

He will come to claim, he will come to power.

And he will take all that he desires.

The white light then faded away.

Yoshi: That was weird. Was that my clue I was searching for? I better find the others.

Meanwhile on the roof, the gang arrived to find Petey Piranha dancing around like he did when he first appeared in Sunshine.

Mario: Why do you keep showing your face is beyond me.

Petey(with stereotypical British accent): I could say the same thing about you.

Everyone’s jaws dropped in shock. Petey was speaking perfect English.

Luigi: How?

Petey: Easy by obtaining this.

Petey showed the heroes the Crystal Star.

Petey: With this little trinket I found, it made me more aware. I’ve became stronger. I’ve became smarter. Oh, this Crystal Star that I found. Created by the Shadow Queen thousand years ago. Hmm, hmm, hmm, she knew what she was doing.

Geno: Well, you’re not giving it to Klus.

Petey: Klus? That simple minded fool. I’m still on Bowser’s side of this Koopa civil war that’s just about to began. Klus was just some I’d shrugged when I was still thought of as “mentally challenge.” But I’m not working for Klus, let alone Bowser anymore. With increased intelligence, I’ll overthrow them both. Then I could start a world war. I’ll make a new world, where Piranha Plants are the dominant species. No longer am I’m just some stereotyped muscle headed idiot. I’M SMARTER, STRONGER, BETTER!

Mallow: Uh. This guy’s power hungry. What do we do.

Mario: It could be worse. The roof could collapse. Then a feather from a bird flying by landed on the roof. And as clichéd cartoon moments have it, the roof collapsed.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone landed in an empty room on the second floor.

Wario: Ah library-study combo.

Waluigi: There’s no books in here.

Wario: SHUT UP!

Petey: I can’t believe I was on your baseball team. Oh well, time to die you fools.

Play Music: Super Mario Sunshine Boss Song

Petey flew up in the air so no one can get him on the ground.

Mario: Man he is smarter.

Petey flew around in circles slowly but surely. He knew he was defeated last time by Mario because he stopped to pause for awhile. Petey fired goo at our heroes. Everyone barely jump out of the way. Petey then landed on the ground

Wario: Oh yeah take this.

Wario did a butt slam on the ground to cause an earthquake. Petey lost his balanced.

Mario: Now everyone, SHOOT AT HIS MOUTH!

Mario, Luigi, and Wario rapidly fired fireballs, Geno used Geno Beam, Mallow used lighting attacks.

Waluigi: I got no attack.

Then he thought of something. He spun around until he turned himself into a tornado. Just like he did in Mario Power Tennis. Everyone stop firing rounds at Petey.

Mario: Now Waluigi!

Still in a tornado attack, Waluigi attack Petey. Petey began spinning around like crazy. When it was over Petey just laughed.

Petey: Even though I admit, your attacks hurt. It only hurt like a poke in the arm. Now watch this.

Petey then spat more goo. The heroes dodged it but the goo hit a chair. The chair then dissolved.

Mario(sarcastically): Great. Now he spits out acid.

Petey: PREPARE TO DIE!

When Petey opened his mouth again…

???: Oh yeah. TAKE THIS.

Petey then received fruit juices right into his mouth.

Petey: (gurgling)

Petey then had too much fruit juice in him and he tipped over. It was Yoshi who fired the juices.

Yoshi: Who said you could start the party without me. Yoshis are known to party

Mallow: Way to go Yoshi.

Mario knew what to do. He slammed onto Petey’s belly. Petey then threw up juices everywhere.

Petey: You may have got once. But it won’t happen again.

Petey then mutated into goo as if he was defeated but he wasn’t. there were now three different forms of Piranha Plants.

Mario: Impossible.

Yoshi: You’d lived in the Mushroom Kingdom for some time now. Anything is possible.

Mario: Split up!

Everyone went their separate ways. Wario and Waluigi ran down one hall with a snake-like Piranha Plant chasing them.

Waluigi: Let’s slow him down.

Waluigi did another tornado attack to make the Piranha Plant dizzy. Wario used his classic dash punch to knock the plant out. Wario and Waluigi were triumph.

Or so they thought. The snake-like Piranha Plant came too and wrapped itself around Wario and Waluigi.

Waluigi: NO!

Wario: AARGH!

Meanwhile, Yoshi, Geno, and Mallow were running down another hall being chased by a roach-like Piranha Plant. Yoshi spat out more juiced but it done nothing to it. Geno fired a Geno beam but the monster dodged it with ease.

Mallow: Wait a minute. It’s a plant…I GOT IT!

Mallow used a blizzard attack to freeze the Piranha Plant in its tracks.

Geno(relieved): Too close.

But he spoke to soon. The spider plant broke from its icy prison. It  fired sticky goo at our heroes and they trapped and couldn’t move.

Yoshi: Oh no!

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi were chased down another hall with a Siamese Piranha Plant chasing them. It was Siamese because the they were attached at the head. The Siamese Piranha Plant fired goo to immobilized Luigi. However, it was still chasing Mario.

Siamese Plant: I’ll be back to deal with you later.

Mario was running and running until he ran into the end of the hall. Actually the end of the hall was but a hole in the wall. Mario looked down to find that the moat surrounding the castle was too acidic to swim in. He was also too high up to survive the fall if he decided to jump.

Siamese Plant: Now you’ll pay for hurting me/us. After all, I’m/we’re still Petey.

The Siamese Plant then struck. It hit Mario and they all fell out of the castle. However, Mario was lucky enough to grab hold onto the castle. Unfortunately, the right head of the Siamese Plant grabbed hold of Mario’s foot by biting on it. They were right above the acid moat.

Siamese Plant: If I/we go, I’ll/we’ll take you with me/us.

Mario tried to pull himself back up. But the pain from his foot being bite on was hurting him and the Siamese were heavy. Mario then couldn’t hold longer. He began to fall.

Mario: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just then, a hand grabbed him and pulled Mario back into the castle. The Siamese plants however fell into the moat and dissolved. It turned out that Luigi had saved Mario’s life.

Luigi: Couldn’t let a world hero fall to his doom, could I?

Mario just smiled.

Meanwhile, the others were trapped inside the goo of the remaining Piranha mutants. Mario and Luigi had enough.

Mario: Super Flame!

Luigi: Thunderpalm!

The combined attacks of both brothers were too much for the Piranha Plants to handle.

Piranha Plants: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Piranha Plants exploded and everything was covered in goo. Geno, Mallow, Yoshi, Wario, and Waluigi emerged from the wreckage.

Wario: HOW IN THE HECK WITH MY INSURANCE COVER THIS!?

Yoshi: Man that was a doozy.

Mallow: You know, I feel kinda sorry for Petey.

Geno: What.

Mallow: Well it wasn’t his fault. Power just got to his head.

Yoshi: Politics. That’s what it is. And speaking of power, lookie here.

Yoshi showed everyone the Crystal Star.

Waluigi: That’s the Crystal Star?

Mario: So is it alright for us to take.

Wario then did another thing no one else saw him ever do. He said ‘yes’ to let someone else have jewels.

Wario: Waluigi, you’re just going to have to rent another way.

Waluigi: (censored)

Yoshi gave Mario a Crystal Star.

Mario: One down and six to go.

Yes. Mario and friends got one Crystal Star. But where are the remaining others? What is Klus planning. Who’s the Great One? Will anyone else be caught up in this adventure? And What about Princess Peach? As their adventure just started, Mario and friends began to search for the next one.

[BP]

This is very good and creative so far. Keep going!

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.

[Wumbo]

Meanwhile at Peach’s Castle who knows where, Klus was studying something he found.

Klus: Hmm. Hmmmm. WHAT! Henchmen come here!

A Koopatrol and a Hammer Bro came.

Hammer Bro: Yes boss.

Klus: It seems like my plans have taken a slide for the worse.

Koopatrol: What is it?

Klus: Well, it seems as if I need to find these lovely ladies called the Seven Maidens of the Divine

Hammer Bro (dumbfounded): Huh?

Klus: My thought exactly. It seems there are seven of these dames each containing a quality of feminism. Beauty, Adventuress, Elegance, Willfulness, Innocence, Intelligence, and Kindness.

Hammer Bro: How can intelligence count as a female quality?

Klus: Don’t know. But that’s beside the point. If we want to revive the Great One we must kidnapped though girls and the Crystal Stars. By the way how is the success of finding the Crystal Star on Kitchen Island.

Hammer Bro: Uh boss, Mario and his allies got to it. He even defeated that Petey who had it.

Klus: But what about the Black Sugar Pirates?

Hammer Bro: Uh, Mario put a beating them too.

Klus: BLAST! I can’t believe it!

Hammer Bro: Um boss. You’re powerful. Can’t you just wait for Mario and his party to find the Crystal Star and then ambushed him at last mintue?

Klus then breathed fire at the Hammer Bro.

Klus: Don’t tell me what I should do!

Hammer Bro (burnt): Okay (faints)

Klus: Now about the Seven Maidens. Hmm. Bring me Princess Peach and that other girl we’ve captured.

The henchmen left and then moments later they came back with two girls. One being Princess Peach. The other Dixie Kong.

Peach: What do you want?

Klus: Silence! Only speak when you’re spoken to. Now

Klus fell into a deep meditation. When he came to, he found a conclusion.

Klus: You princess is the Maiden of Beauty. And you, you little girl, you’re the Maiden of Adventuress.

Dixie: What are you talking about?

Klus: You two have an enormous amount of light energy in you. And according to this, (he pulled some books he looking at) only the Seven Maidens have that much light magic in them.

Dixie: What are you going to do to us?

Klus: Nothing…yet. Take them away. And I more thing. If they’re harmed in any way, you will lose your head.

Koopatrol: Yes sir.

They left then a Buzzy Beetle came in.

Buzzy: Boss a word?

Klus: Yes, what is it?

Buzzy: It seems that the next Crystal Star is found on DK Island. The Goomba scouts are searching far and wide.

Klus: Thank you. And I’ve been studying that place. It’s run by monkeys and apes. Their arch-enemies are called Kremlings. Good thing I already overthrew that windbag K.Rool. Now with the Kremlings under my control, we’ll wage war on that island. And one more thing, this old monkey known as Cranky Kong. Maybe old hatred for a certain annoyance is what I need from him. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll attack those Kongs.

Meanwhile, Kamek was flying high in the sky on his broom.

Kamek: Just because I have solid transportation doesn’t mean it can last forever. A Goomba scout who betrayed Klus and joined back on our side said that a Crystal Star is on DK Island. Those crazy apes. They did enjoy that “Planet of the Apes” Movies. Both versions.

Then his broomstick began to malfunction.

Kamek: Uh what’s going on. Why is my wand suddenly flashing red. Uh-oh.

Then the broom stop working and Kamek began pummeling toward the sea.

Kamek: I need a RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kamek fell into the ocean. Meanwhile on Kitchen Island, our heroes were just about to a make their departure. Until…

Wario: We’re coming with you bozos.

Mallow: Why?

Waluigi: Action, adventure….

Wario: Free food treasure…

Waluigi: But most importantly….

Wario & Waluigi: WE’RE NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING!

Everyone else: YES YOU ARE!

Mario: Alright you can come with us. The more people we have on our party, the better it will be for us to stop Klus. Now let’s see where the next Crystal Star is.

Mario used the Crystal Star he got and inserted in the Searcher 5000. Then it shown another island.

Geno: Another island.

Yoshi: Hey that’s DK Island.

Mario: Good. And maybe DK can help us with our search. Well, back to the boat.

Mallow: Um, we have no boat.

Luigi: And we can’t take the Black Sugar Pirates boat. We might be attacked.

Wario: Why don’t we just used the warp pipe from this island, go to the Mushroom Kingdom, then catch the next boat to ape island?

Yoshi: Wario, that was genius.

Mario: But why didn’t you ever say anything about it?

Wario: How else did you think I came to the Mushroom Kingdom events by swimming.

Mario: Lead the way.

Wario lead the heroes to a warp pipe. One by one they all jumped in. They emerged right into the sewers under Toad Town. They found the pipe that led up to Toad Town. In Toad Town, everyone was a bit calmer after the tragic events of Princess Peach, but they were still afraid. Our heroes made their way to the docks again. Now with no chaos there, the sailors were repairing the damages.

Sailor: What can I do for guys today.

Mario: We need to hitch a ride to DK Island.

Sailor: There’s a boat that takes you there but it will cost 10 coins to ride.

One by one the heroes paid. Except for Wario and Waluigi.

Yoshi: Aren’t you two going to pay.

Waluigi: I don’t have any money.

Wario: I need to worry about my insurance after that Petey fiasco.

Luigi: Fine I’ll pay for you both.

Luigi pulled a Koopa Kredit Kard. And the sailor added the bills to the credit.

Mario: Good thing you have good credit.

They boarded the ship and the ship began to sail away.

Yoshi: I hope nothing bad happens.

Meanwhile back in the docks, an X-Naut was hiding in the bushes.

X-Naut: This XYZ coming in over. Infiltration of ship has been successful. Repeat. Successful ship infiltration. Over.


(this chapter was kinda short.)

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

Wow, great story!  Very long but very good and hilarious.  I love how you are putting everyone from the Mario universe into this story.  And I really like your idea of mentioning what kind of music you want for the scene.  That's something I did with fan fiction too (I think).  I especially like the line that goes "Who said you could start the party without me. Yoshis are known to party"  Go Yoshis! (= (: )===O

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Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/14/2005 9:26:21 PM

[Wumbo]

(The next chapter. Return of an old video villian and see what Waluigi does when he thinks Wario's gone)

On the ship, everyone was having a good and relaxing time, except for Luigi who still suffered from seasickness.

Wario: Somebody get a mop.

Meanwhile, Yoshi was Mario about the clue he found.

Mario: So whoever this Great One is, he doesn’t sound like a good guy.

Just then there was ringing. It was coming from Mario. He pulled a Game Boy Horror.

Yoshi: You took that from your brother?

Mario: No. He gave it to me just so he wouldn’t be able to throw up on it.

Mario turned on the Game Boy Horror and it was E.Gadd on the other line.

Mario: Hello professor Gadd. What is it?

E.Gadd: Well I’ve done some research about this so called Great One.

Yoshi: But, you’re scientist not a historian.

E.Gadd: Don’t tell me what I am or am not young man. Anyway it seems that this Great One was infact the very first King of the Koopas. But something happened, he mysteriously vanished. I’ll gather some more facts. Good luck on finding the Crystal Stars.

Mario: Okay.

Mario shut off the Game Boy Horror.

Yoshi: Hey remember that child Koopa who you threw the garbage truck?

Mario: You mean, Jr. Troopa?

Yoshi: Yeah. What ever happened to him?

Meanwhile on the other side of the ship, Wario was sitting and relaxing on a chair reading a TV Guide and Waluigi was pretending to be a hobo.

Waluigi: Why am I doing this again?

Wario: So I can pay off some of the damages done to my castle. And you still need to pay rent.

Waluigi: Can you at least get out of that chair and me?

Wario: I’m not getting out of this chair.

???: MMMMMMMAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIOOOOOO!

Waluigi turned around to find Jr. Troopa standing behind him.

Jr. Troopa: Where’s Mario?

Waluigi: Why do you care? Go away I’m busy. And there’s nothing you can do to tell me.

Jr. Troopa grabbed the chair Wario was sitting on.

Wario(not noticing anything): I’m not getting out of this chair.

Jr. Troopa used his strength he somehow got and threw the chair clear off the boat with Wario in it. But Wario was still reading the TV Guide.

Wario(still not noticing anything): No sir. Not getting out of this chair.

Waluigi was amazed. At Jr. Troopa’s strength and Wario’s idiocy.

Jr. Troopa: Now tell me where Mario is!

Waluigi: Okay just hold this for a moment.

Waluigi pulled a cherry and gave it to Jr. Troopa.

JrJr. Troopa: What the heck are you doing carrying a cher….

BOOM! The cherry was in fact a bomb. Jr. Troopa was blow clear off the boat.

Waluigi: Glad that brat’s finally gone. But so is Wario.

Waluigi just stood at that spot for some. Then he started jumping up and down for joy.

Waluigi: THAT MEANS I DON’T HAVE PAY NO RENT! I NOW OWN THE CASTLE WITH EVERY TREASURE IN THERE! AND THAT MEANS I’M THE OWNER OF WARIOWARE INC! WOOT!

Waluigi then started doing the Macarena. A teenage Koopa saw this and was shocked.

Koopa: I just lost ability to see.

A child Bob-omb was happy because she got a new teddy bear.

Bob-omb: Nothing can bring me down this time.

She saw Waluigi doing the Macarena and then she started crying and ran away. Then Luigi saw Waluigi doing the forbidden dance. But he pulled out a camera.

Luigi: This is just too good to pass up.

Luigi took the picture and left without Waluigi noticing. Then a man, who looked particularly odd, saw Waluigi.

Odd Man: Hey you?

Waluigi: What?

Odd Man: Are you doing the Macarena?

Waluigi: Yes.

Odd Man: Can I join you?

Waluigi: Sure why not.

Then Waluigi and the Odd Man started doing the forbidden dance together. Meanwhile on DK Island, Cranky Kong was in his laboratory making new potions.

Cranky Kong: Maybe if I somehow manage to make smart potion for my son.

Just then Klus entered.

Klus(thinking): Now to use old hatred for my advantage.

Cranky: Who are you Koopa?

Klus: My name is Klus.

Cranky: What do you want?!

Klus (obviously lying): I just wanted to meet the original Donkey Kong.

Cranky was flattered even though he tried not to show it.

Cranky: If that’s all, then SCRAM! It’s bad enough there’s Goombas who started appearing on the island.

Klus: Well I’m also here because of another thing. I, Klus, have forsaw the future of your island.

Klus then projected an image of DK Island in flames.

Cranky: THE HECK!

Klus: Yes and it is all because of this man!

Klus then projected an image of Mario.

Cranky(pure hatred): Him!

Klus: Yes, he also brought allies with him to start the destruction of DK Island.

Cranky: Well I must inform my son about this.

Klus: Do not worry yourself, legend of Kongs. I will personally tell your son about this.

Cranky: Good here’s a picture of him.

Cranky gave Klus a potrait of Donkey Kong.

Klus: I thank you very much. You sir are truly the Legend of the Kongs.

Cranky: No thank you. You proved that some cold-blooded creatures aren’t cold-hearted.

Klus: I’ll drop by later to hear about your stories.

Klus left with a victorious smirk on his face.

Klus(to himself): Just pay the old coot a complement and he trusts you faster than a child. Now where is the DK Jr.

Meanwhile on another area of DK Island, DK was hanging with his friends, Diddy, Lanky, Chunky, and Kiddy. Diddy however was depressed.

DK: Don’t worry. We’ll find a way to save Dixie.

Diddy: I sure hope so.

Lanky: I know what would cheer you up in the mean time. Hearing one of DK’s stories about the time he beat up the kings of other lands.

DK: You can just me King Kong.

Everyone laughed except Diddy.

Chunky: Diddy still upset.

Diddy: Sorry guys, I’m just not in the mood.

Just then, there was a rustle in the bushes.

DK: Who’s there?

Back on the boat, the Odd Man and Waluigi were just finishing the Macarena.

Waluigi: That was great Mr.

Odd Man: Fatman

Waluigi: Fat man?

Odd Man: Not fat man, fatman. Lord Harry Fatman.

Waluigi: Well ciao.

Waluigi left. Just then Fatman’s cell phone went off and he answered.

Fatman: Hello. (pause) I was just dancing. (pause) The Macarena. (loud gibberish) It is a great dance. (pause) Yes I’m still aware about the mission. (pause) Yes, I’m still aware a Crystal Star is on the Island of the Apes. (pause) Don’t worry, I’ll get the star and then leave. Over and out.

Fatman put his cell phone away.

Fatman: Man he’s been acting more impatient lately. Well time to find the Crystal Star.

On another part of the boat Mario was in deep thought. Yoshi was curious.

Yoshi: What’s wrong?

Mario: Oh, nothing.

Yoshi knew better. He knew all about of Mario’s adventures even the earlier, darker ones.

Yoshi: You’re afraid that DK’s father is still mad at you.

Mario: Is that so wrong? I thought I did the right thing back then.

Yoshi: Saving your old girlfriend from King Kong poser was the right thing to do. Getting revenge on that poser is the wrong thing to do. I’m surprise you and DK became friends and didn’t kill each other.

Mario: Yeah, me too.

Yoshi: And of course you were only eighteen when that happened. DK Sr. was like forty eight back then. Fifteen years later, DK Sr. became on old man. So if he bothers you I’ll hurt him.

Mario laughed.

Mario: You don’t know how to respect you elders do you?

Yoshi: I’m just a rebellious teen. So sue me.

A few minutes later, the boat made it to DK Islands the heroes got off.

Mario: So Geno, you said that you and Mallow were heading to town to find clues about the Crystal Stars.

Mallow: That’s right. The locals should know something about somewhat.

Mario: Okay. See you guys later.

Geno and Mallow headed towards town.

Luigi: Um. Where’s Wario?

Waluigi(guilty): Uh. You know that’s like asking “Where’s Waldo?”.

The remaining heroes found Wario on the shore still on his chair and still reading the TV Guide.

Mario: Wario.

Wario(not noticing still): Not getting out of this….(becoming aware) Wait a minute. How did I get on DK Island? Where’s the boat? Did I get caught up reading the TV Guide again.

Mario and co. sweatdropped at Wario’s ignorance. DK Island wasn’t a bad place. About the size of Australia, it houses mostly Kongs, as well as other hybrid, jungle animals. Most of the houses were made of wood. But that’s expected when you lived in a jungle island. There’s not much metal or brick.

Yoshi: You know, I’m surprise with all of these sentimental species running around in our world, there aren’t many hate crimes.

Mario: I’m surprised by that too. I’m also surprised that the natives here are starting to compete in Mushroom Kingdom’s sporting events.

Mario and friends kept walking until they found DK’s house. They entered DK’s house. And were greeted by DK and his friends.

DK: Long time no see guys.

Mario: Same here.

Luigi: We’re looking for the Crystal Stars.

Lanky(really fast): Do you mean the same stars created by a demon queen one thousand years ago only to be banished away by four ancient heroes and these stars have an enormous amount of power, as much as the legendary Chaos Emeralds, and whoever found all seven of them can open the Thousand Year Dood and get the legendary treasure, but in fact the legendary treasure is the ancient demon queen, and the actual treasure is nothing more than a Dried Shroom, now collecting the Crystal Stars will help you in other stuff. Are those the Crystal Stars you’re talking about?

Everyone sweatdropped.

Luigi: Um, yes.

Lanky: Cool! Can we help?

Mario: Sure. We need all the help we can get.

Yoshi: By the way, what’s a Chaos Emerald?

Lanky: I don’t know.

DK: You guys go ahead. I need to talk to my friends. Err. I mean my Kong other friends.

Mario and co. left the Kongs for some privacy. DK pulled out a walkie-talkie.

DK: That Mario fool have just invited us to come along on his quest. He has no idea.

It was revealed that Klus was on the other side of the walkie-talkie.

Klus: Excellent. Play along. And then, when there are no witnesses. Eliminate them.

DK: Yes master.

Suddenly, all of the Kongs’ eyes turn blood red. They were brainwashed by Klus!

[Dud Bomb]

Wow you have a fan here you should consider writing books

Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack

[Wumbo]

On another part of DK Island, Geno and Mallow were trying to get some information about the Crystal Stars from the locals. But they were unable to get anything. Then a young aye-aye along with his mother came up to Geno.

Aye-Aye: Mommy, look a talking doll. Can I have you?

Geno: Ah, um….

Mallow: Um no. Uh I’m giving him to a little friend of mine.

Mom Aye-Aye: Don’t worry son I’ll get you a doll for your birthday.

The family left.

Geno: Thanks. I didn’t know what to do.

Mallow: No problem. But we still haven’t gotten any clues about the Crystal Stars.

Then the duo saw a ball of white light. It similar to the white light Yoshi saw earlier.

Geno: That’s odd.

Then all of a sudden, Geno and Mallow were engulfed in the light. When they came to, they found that they were in a different area. Now they were at a place populated by Koopas wearing Mayan like clothing. It looks like they were in another time period to.

Mallow: Where are we?

Geno: I don’t know. But I don’t like the looks of this.

Mallow: Maybe we should investigate.

They walked around for awhile until they saw two particular Koopas. One was a large muscular Koopa with a red shell. The other was Magikoopa wearing a brown robe. They were speaking to an audience.

Strong Koopa: My fellow Koopas. We must arise to raise our country from our poverty.

Magikoopa: This is true. But we must find a way how. Our warriors are too small in numbers to declare war on anyone.

Strong Koopa: But alas. It seems we have found someone to help us. A strong, wise man capable of using extreme magic. He shall save us from our despair.

That got cheers and applause from the audience.

Strong Koopa: And here he comes now.

Before this person could reveal himself, Geno and Mallow were warped back to present day DK Island.

Mallow: What was that about?

Geno: I don’t think that was just an ordinary dream. We should tell the others.

Meanwhile, Mario and company were being escorted by the heroes of DK Island. Of course, Mario and friends didn’t know that the Kongs were brainwashed by Klus. They wounded up being a Fungi Forest.

Yoshi (to Luigi): I told you even this place had a Mushroom-themed area.

Luigi: Hmph!

Mario was telling DK about what was happening.

Mario: So were after this fool named Klus. He’s trying to get the Crystal Stars in order to revive the “Great One”. Whoever that is.

DK: Oh really.

Wario: Yeah, this guy sounds nothing but an idiot if you asked me.

Yoshi: You don’t know how tough he is.

Waluigi: If he kicked your butts, he mustn’t be that tough.

The group wounded up in an empty clearing with no one around.

Mario: Finding the Crystal Star will be tougher than I thought. Oh well, let’s go to another area.

DK: I think not!

Then all of a sudden, DK threw a punch at Mario but Mario dodged it.

Mario: What’s wrong with you.

Diddy: We have been ordered by Klus to eradicate you.

Luigi: But, you guys are good guys. Why would you do this?

Then DK, Diddy, Lanky, Chunky, and Kiddy stood in a straight line. Their eyes turned blood red again.

Yoshi: Oh great. They’re possessed.

Mario: Fight it you guys. Klus is taking advantage of you.

DK: NEVER!

Wario: We have no choice. We have to fight these monkeys. (about Chunky) I got big one right there.

Chunky: Chunky will crush ugly elf-looking guy.

Yoshi: I got your back Mario. Especially against clown boy over there.

Lanky: Wanna make something of it.

Luigi: I guess I should tackle Diddy.

Diddy: Bring it on old man!

Waluigi(whining): Why do have take on a baby?!

Kiddy: (blows raspberry)

Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.

DK: I went on a journey and kicked the butts of many kings. I’m not gonna lose. ATTACK!

Play Music: Donkey Kong Jungle Beat Pig Boss Song

DK wasted no time trying to Simian Slam Mario but Mario dodged it with ease. Mario fired fireballs but DK clapped at them to make them go out. DK slammed the ground to cause a shockwave but Mario jumped over it.

DK: Oh yeah, take this!

DK used his roll attack to send Mario in the air. Mario came back with butt slam attack from the air.

Mario: DK, don’t make me do this.

Luigi was facing off with Diddy. Diddy fired some peanuts from his popgun. The first few missed Luigi, but last ones hit him.

Luigi: I can’t believe they actually hurt.

Diddy then used his Chimpy Charge, but it missed Luigi. Luigi countered back with a Green Missle. It hit Diddy.

Diddy: Take this old man!

Luigi: Will you stop calling me old man?

Diddy then spun around real fast with his tail stretch out to cause a shockwave. It hit Luigi and he landed in a tree.

Yoshi threw eggs at Lanky but Lanky moved out of the way. Yoshi was mad.

Yoshi: You think you’re better than me?

Lanky: Oblah!

Yoshi sweatdropped. However, he failed to realize that Lanky said that to distract Yoshi. Lanky came up to Yoshi with a fierce arm slap attack. Yoshi fired more eggs at Lanky. They hit him and he went tumbling back.

Wario and Chunky were in a grip-lock. They both then let go of each other.

Chunky: Ugly, elf man is strong. But Chunky is stronger.

Wario: I AM NOT AN ELF!

Wario then thought of something clever. He turned around and slapped his own butt like he will in Super Mario Strikers. His butt then jiggled. And it was a really nasty sight. Chunky couldn’t stand.

Chunky: AH! IT BURNS!

Then Wario used his dash punch to knock Chunky down.

Wario: That trick works every time.

Chunky came to, and then he smashed Wario on the head. This attack sends Wario  stuck in the ground.

Wario:… Ouch.

Waluigi was doing poorly against Kiddy. Kiddy was much stronger than him.

Waluigi: Stupid baby.  I can’t believe I’m being whupped by a baby.

Kiddy then grabbed Waluigi then started using Waluigi as a jump rope.

Waluigi: WAWAWAWA!

When Kiddy was done, he threw Waluigi in a tree.

Waluigi(thinking): There’s got to be something I can use to help me pound that brat.

Waluigi then had an idea. He stuck his finger in his mouth. Kiddy Kong came charging up to Waluigi but Waluigi grabbed him and gave Kiddy a Wet Willy.

Waluigi: WET WILLY!

Doing this caused Kiddy Kong to throw a tantrum.

Waluigi: Aw poor baby. (blows raspberry)

Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still going at it. Mario then found a rock the size of a baseball.

Mario: It might not do much, but I got no choice.

Mario grabbed the rock and threw it at DK. DK saw his chance. He jumped up and did a flip kick at rock. The rock then went back to Mario. It hits Mario and he was seeing stars.

Mario(dizzily): Wha…

DK then rapidly punch Mario like he does in Jungle Beat. Mario came to, but he was still a bit woozy. After all, he just punch a gorilla.

DK: Had enough?

Mario: Never.

Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was talking to some Kremlings with a King K.Rool tied up in ropes. Klus was using magic to show the Kremlings the battle between Mario’s team and DK’s team.

Klus: See K.Rool. I’ve got DK under MY possession. Now him and Mario will fight each other to the death. It seems like I make a better Kremling leader than you.

As soon as he finished, the Kremlings’ eyes were also blood red. K.Rool was furious.

K.Rool: How dare you set foot on my property and attack me! How dare you.

Klus: Hey. I’m just getting back what the Koopas lost hundred of years ago. But at least you get the honor of watching your archenemy dying in front of you.

K.Rool hung his head down in shame. He wanted to be the one to destroy Donkey Kong. Not some simple looking Koopa. Klus, however, was enjoying all of this.

Klus: So if you value your free will, you will lend me your ship.

K.Rool (knowing he was defeated): Fine.

Klus: See, giving in to a better is always the smart thing to do. I will send some of my minions to control the ship. But first, I’ve got something to finish back on DK island

Meanwhile, Luigi and Diddy were nearly plump exhausted. Diddy tried to use another Chimpy Charge but Luigi barely dodged it.

Luigi(thinking): He needs to snapped out of his state of else.

Luigi used Super Flame but Diddy dodged it.

Diddy: Why don’t you just quit now pops?

Luigi had enough of evil Diddy’s comments. He then used Green Missile again. However, this one was a misfire. The misfired Green Missile hit Diddy and he was sent flying into a tree. Diddy got back up but he was weakened.

Diddy: Well played… old man….

Then Diddy Kong fainted and black smoke flew out of him.

Yoshi and Lanky were still fighting. Neither one of them would show anything signs of qutting.

Yoshi(thinking): There must be something I can do to defeat this guy.

However, Yoshi saw that Lanky was running towards something. He saw that Lanky was running toward a Crystal Coconut.

Yoshi: I guess that’s it.

Yoshi then started running toward it. Even though Yoshi was faster Lanky had a head start. Lanky was about to get to it first.

Yoshi: NO!

Then thinking quickly, Yoshi threw an egg. It hit Lanky and he tripped. Yoshi then saw his chance. He grabbed the Coconut.

Yoshi: Fire Breathe.

Yoshi then used the coconut’s power to breathe fire like he did in Super Mario 64 DS. The breath hit and burned Lanky.

Lanky: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then, Lanky Kong fainted and smoke came out of him

Meanwhile, Wario and Chunky were still going at it.

Chunky: Stupid human.

Wario: Stupid ape.

Chunky then let out a huge burp that caused a shockwave. Wario tried to jump but since he’s not a jump he hurt badly.

Wario: &^%^%

Chunky: Potty mouth.

Wario(thinking): Wait a minute. Potty mouth, THAT’S IT!

Wario came up with a plan. He ate some garlic he had. Chunky came charging to Wario but Wario burped in Chunky’s face. The smell was unbearable to Chunky.

Chunky: ARGH!

Chunky then back away and fainted from the smell. Smoke appeared out of Chunky (nah really)

Meanwhile, Waluigi was getting his butt kick by Kiddy.

Waluigi: How can I lose? There must be a way to defeat him.

Kiddy grabbed Waluigi and threw him as if he was a stick.

Waluigi: I can’t hold out much longer.

Then Waluigi figured something out. He came up to Kiddy, grabbed him, and he gave him the weakness of all small children.

He gave him a spanking!

Kiddy: (crying)

Waluigi: Take this and this, and some of this!

Kiddy couldn’t take it as you-know-what appeared out of him.

Meanwhile, Mario and DK were still fighting, but neither of them would quit.

Mario: DK, try to remember.

Mario jumped out of the way of DK’s punch.

Mario: Remember when we became friends.

Mario rolled out of the way of DK’s headbutt.

Mario: C’mon. REMEMBER!

DK suddenly stopped in his tracks. He then had a flashback of a younger Mario apologizing to a younger DK.

DK: Huh, what.

Then DK fainted.

Meanwhile in Cranky’s house, Klus showed Cranky the fight between Mario’s team and DK’s team. He also saw DK fainting. This made Cranky furious.

Cranky: That stupid human! How dare him.

Klus: I’m sorry it didn’t turn out the way it was suppose to be.

Cranky: Now who’s going to protect the island from that fool.

Klus: Perhaps I can be of service.

Klus pulled out a silver colored Mushroom.

Cranky: What good will that do?

Klus: You know mushrooms restore health or make you bigger? This one will make you five times your size. You’ll also be five times stronger than you were in your prime. You can use this to stopped the human and his allies in their tracks and save the island.

Cranky thought about this. But eventually, he agreed.

Cranky: Thanks friend. I don’t know what I would do without you.

Klus: No problem legend. No problem.

Meanwhile, Mario and friends were checking on the fallen Kongs.

Yoshi: Oh man. I hope there not you know…pushing up daisies.

Wario: Pushing up daisies? You should be more worried about them being dead!

Yoshi:…

Mario and Luigi had just finished checking up on them.

Yoshi: How are they?

Mario: Amazingly enough, they don’t seem to be harmed in any way, shape, or form.

Luigi: It seems like that the black smoke that came out of them were the ones that took our abused.

Soon the Kongs started coming too.

Diddy: What happened?

Lanky: Beats me.

DK: Last thing I remembered was a gold shelled Koopa Troopa coming out of some bushes and chanting some sort of spell.

Mario: You mean you guys don’t remember?

Chunky: Remember what?

Mario told them what happened.

DK: Nobody possesses me and gets away with it! Where’s Klus?

Luigi: Calm down. We’ll find them.

Then there was a loud roaring at a distance.

Waluigi: What was that?!

Yoshi: Beats me.

However, Mario and DK recognized that roar.

DK: That sounds like Cranky when he was younger.

Mario: I have a bad feeling of this.

Meanwhile, Klus was riding a very large gorilla with blood red eyes.

Klus: Yes my friend. Now that you’re younger and stronger, you should have no trouble defeating Mario and serving only me. Good thing I had the silver possessing mushroom.

Younger Cranky/DK Sr.: Yes master.

[Wumbo]

Mario and the gang were heading to the place where they heard the roar.

Diddy: I don’t the like the sound of this.

Waluigi: What’s the worse that could happen? It’s just some old man.

DK: Did you know, my father, when he was younger could easily punch a hole in your stomach, rip out your stomach, and then feed it back to you piece by piece?

Luigi slowed down considerably. Then started turning the other way.

Luigi: I guess I’ll be seeing you.

But then, Wario grabbed him.

Wario: You’re coming with us too wimpy!

Then, all of a sudden, a giant robot came crashing down near our heroes.

Waluigi: What the (censored)? What the (censored) is that piece of (censored) doing in this (censored)hole?

Yoshi: Great, now I just lost my ability to hear.

The controller of the robot revealed himself to be Harry Fatman.

Waluigi: Hey it’s that guy I did the Macarena with.

Everyone stared at Waluigi and started sweatdropping beyond belief.

Yoshi: The Macarena? You sad, sad man.

Mario: But still, you know that guy?

Waluigi: Of course, his name is Harry Fat Man.

Fatman: I told you it’s Fatman. FAT-MIN! And even then my current name is an alias. I am really…..

Fatman spun around really fast to reveal himself as Lord Crump.

Crump: Lord Crump. And I am here to get the Crystal Star and eliminate you fools.

Luigi and Chunky, being the more cowardly heroes, started running away but they both crashed into a tree. However, Mario wasn’t worried.

Mario: He’s just some guy. And his robots aren’t that hard to defeat.

Crump: We’ll see about that!

Just then, another loud roar was heard.

DK: Guys, something is making that scream. We need to spilt up.

Diddy: I guess I can fight the fat idiot in the robot.

Lanky: Me too.

Chunky: Me four.

Kiddy: (blows raspberry)

Mario: Okay, everyone else. Let’s-a go!

Meanwhile back in town, Geno and Mallow were still reviewing what they saw.

Geno: So we’ve got a situation that was in the past.

Mallow: Do you know anything about it?

Geno: No, friend.

Just then they saw a group of Kongs listening on the radio. The duo went to them.

Mallow: What’s going on?

The Kong who answered him was a macaque.

Macaque: There is some kind of problem going on.

Radio Announcer: According to eye witnesses of the scene, there is a huge gorilla rampaging on the island. Rumor has it, that this large gorilla looks like a younger Cranky Kong, the rude, old man who makes scientific potions.

Geno: Something tells me the others are going to stop him. We should help.

The duo left the scene.

Mario’s group were still looking until they saw a bunch of apes and monkeys running away from something. A tamarin then screamed…

Tamarin: Run for your life! You’re not safe.

Yoshi: I think we’ve found the source of our scream.

The group went through the rummage of this area. They found Cranky Kong as he was many years ago. Except, while he was only three times bigger than Mario, he was now ten times bigger.

Luigi: Mommy.

Klus then appeared in front of our heroes.

DK: That’s the Koopa who came out of the bushes.

Wario: This is Klus, please.

Klus: Correct fool! (Looks at DK) Ah, you are the son of that old man. I brainwashed you so well. You and your friends would have made an excellent addition to my team.

DK: Stuff it! What did you do to Cranky?

Klus: Nothing but what he wanted. He wanted to young again. He wanted it. But of course with my brilliant self, I had to put him under my control. So I gave him a possessed youth Mushroom and ta-da. Cranky is young again and I have a powerful unit.

DK: NO!

DK came charging up to Klus.

Luigi: DK, no!

Wario: C’mon, Waluigi. Let’s be heroes too.

Wario and Waluigi then charged toward Klus.

Luigi: You guys…

Yoshi: Eh, let those two idiots hurt themselves.

Klus then used his psychic powers to lift up DK.

DK: Oh boy.

He then lunged DK towards Wario and Waluigi. The Wario Bros were struck like bowling pins.

Klus: Eh, idiots. Well, time for Cranky, opps, I mean DK Sr. to find the Crystal Star.

Klus disappeared.

Yoshi: Cranky can’t be that hard?

Luigi” He’s bigger than Petey!

Yoshi: But not as big as Bowser when he grows full height. How does he get that big anyway?

Mario: Enough stalling, we have to fight him.

DK: WHAT?!

Mario: We have no choice.

A beaten Kong and he knew it, DK reluctantly agreed.

DK: Okay!

Play Music: Donkey Kong 64 Final Boss Song

The heroes charged straight for the younger Cranky. Yoshi fired eggs but they just bounce off Cranky. Cranky grabbed Yoshi and threw him high in the air.

Yoshi: WHACK!

Wario then headbutt Cranky causing him to lose his balance.

Mario: I got it.

Mario pulled out his hammer and used Quake Hammer to knock DK over.

Mario: DK, now!

DK then got on Cranky’s head and started rapidly punch him. Cranky then came too, grabbed DK, and threw him toward Mario. They collided.

Cranky: (roars)

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoshi threw more eggs at Cranky and they went into his mouth. Cranky started coughing.

Yoshi: Luigi, do your thing.

Luigi then performed Thunderhand to shock the King Kong poser.

Waluigi: We got him now!

However, Cranky then slammed the ground to cause a giant shockwave.

Wario: I wonder how are the other apes handling.

Diddy’s group wasn’t having much success fighting Crump in his Magnus von Grapple 3.0. Lanky was out of commission and Kiddy was trapped in a force field bubble so he couldn’t escape. Only Diddy and Chunky were left to fight.

Diddy: We have got to do something.

Chunky: Chunky has an idea.

He pulled out an orange grenade and threw it and Crump’s robot. The robot took some damage.

Crump: You think you apes have a chance, GET A LOAD OF THIS!

Crump’s robot then revealed a vacuum. Crump flew away and then used the vacuum to suck some of the readers who are reading this story.

Crump: Again I say, GET A LOAD OF THIS!

Crump’s robot then started firing the readers as ammo. Diddy and Chunky had to move fast to get out of the way.

Diddy (sarcastically): Great, now he’s broke the fourth wall by doing that.

Diddy pulled out his peanut popguns and started firing rounds at the robot’s windshield.

Crump: Elephant food? What an idiot.

Chunky then pulled out his Pineapple Launcher and started firing. The pineapples were stronger so they cracked the windshield. Crump didn’t take notice however, he was still gloating.

Crump: A pineapple? You stupid little tw….

Geno: GENO FLASH!

Geno performed Geno Flash to break the windshield and damage the robot.

Diddy: Thanks.

Geno: The pleasure is mine, ally.

Crump: I want my mommy!

Mallow: Shocker!

The lighting attacks struck the controls of the robot. The robot began to short circuit and eventually, blows up. Crump was sent flying in the air.

Crump: Looks like Lord Crump is blasting off again!

There was then a star where he disappeared into the sky.

Diddy: Well, that takes care of one problem. But first….

Diddy gave Lanky some watermelon to heal him. And Kiddy was also free from the bubble.

Diddy: Now we can go find the others.

Mario and friends were still fighting the enlarged, young Cranky Kong. But they weren’t doing so well. Yoshi fainted, Wario had his butt stuck in the ground when Cranky smashed him and Waluigi was blasted off. That part happened when Waluigi threw a bomb but Cranky caught it and threw it back at him. Mario, Luigi, and DK were still standing strongly.

Luigi (panicking): What are we going to do?

Mario: This.

Mario grabbed Luigi and then performed Swing Bros to throw Luigi at Cranky. The attack damaged Cranky as Luigi landed safely. Mario then came up to Cranky, and threw a fireball to burn Cranky.

Cranky: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cranky was ticked now he grabbed Luigi and it was his turn to fly in the air.

Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

He then disappeared into the sky.

Wario: Um, guys. I’M STILL STUCK BY MY BUTT!

Cranky smashed Wario some more and that caused Wario to be stuck all the way in the ground.

Wario: mmmph!

DK: Cranky stop this madness this instant. This isn’t like you.

DK pulled a tree out of its roots and swung it at Cranky. Cranky grabbed it with ease since he was much stronger and swung it at DK. The tree hits DK and he was sent flying into a rock and fainted.

Mario: NO!

Cranky then saw his moment. His most hated foe was all alone and defenseless. He now had his chance.

Cranky: (growls)

Mario only had one shot.

Mario: DK Sr., I know we never exactly got along. I know putting you in a cage because of revenge is wrong. But please listen to me. You’re not evil or useless if that’s what you think. You don’t have to be young to prove anything. Look at me. I’m thirty now but I still do things to help others. You know you don’t want to hurt my friends and you know you don’t want to be under Klus’ control. Deep down you know that.

Cranky then stopped and began to wonder.

Mario: I mean look around. Is this what you have to do?

Cranky looked around. He saw the unconscious Yoshi he had knock out. He saw the elf eared human still buried underground. And at last, he saw his son he smashed into a rock. Cranky’s eyes became teary.

Cranky (tearily): Son.

Mario: Now DK Sr., you know this isn’t why you were brought into this world. And I know I am also responsible for this. So I’m sorry.

That was all Cranky had to hear. He started crying as tears slide down his face.

Cranky: I’m sorry too.

Cranky then began to shrink down in size and get older in age until he returned to normal. Yoshi and DK started coming too, a bit wobbly though. Wario managed to unbury himself from the ground. Luigi and Waluigi returned but they were arguing.

Waluigi: For the last time it’s pronounced to-MAY-to!

Luigi: It’s to-MA-to!

Waluigi: To…. Hey the where did the King Kong poser go?

Luigi: Cranky reverted back to normal.

DK: Finally.

The rest of heroes then arrived.

Diddy: Man, we missed all the action.

Mallow: Good. I never liked the movie King Kong.

Cranky: Thanks Jumpman.

DK: Pops, its Mario now.

Cranky (snapped): Be quiet!

Cranky then hit DK with his walking stick that just came out of nowhere.

DK: I thought this incident would make you much nicer.

Cranky: What are you an idiot? Yes, part of the reason I’m always cranky was because of Mario here and that I’m not as young as I used to be. But I’m still Cranky because that’s just who I am.

DK: Oh boy.

Luigi: Okay. We still need to find the Crystal Star.

Then a bright light appeared from the ground.

Diddy: What’s that?

Diddy dug it up and it was revealed to be another Crystal Star.

Mallow: YAY! Two down, five more to go.

Cramky: So that’s what the fuss is all about. If it will cause more calamity of my island, you guys can have. But before you guys leave, stay for lunch.

DK: Cranky, wanting guests for lunch?

Cranky hit DK again with his stick.

Mario (thinking): Soon enough, Peach.

Mario grabbed the Crystal Star and his star count is two.

Mario and his friends got another Crystal Star. Now Mario’s and Cranky’s relationship becoming better by the second, the adventurers are happy about this good ending. But what became of Crump? And what happed to Kamek after he fell into the ocean.

Kamek swam out of the water and onto the docks of DK Island.

Kamek: Good thing I’m a turtle. But I’m getting too old for this kind of….OOFFF!

Kamek fell back into the water because Crump crash landed into him.

Crump: Uh, I know I need to tell Grodus about my defeat. But…….(teary) He scares me.

Crump then threw a tantrum in public as various Kongs who passed by and made fun of him behind his back.

[Yoshi-Kong]

That was by far the greatest story i have ever read since...i dunno....please start on the next chapter.
(make donkey kong come on the journey........pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeee.)

[Yoshi-Kong]

please hurry

[ShadowOrthrus0315]

Wow, great stuff!
When is next chap.?? I'm anxious to read it.

[Wumbo]

Sorry for the long wait, my computer didn't have internet acess for awhile. Continuing:

Meanwhile on K.Rool’s battleship island, Klus was sulking over the defeat of Cranky Kong. His possessed Kremling army was tending to his needs.

Klus: How dare that fool regain composure just as he was about to claim victory! I ought too…

Kremling: Sir?

Klus turned to find a Klump who called him.

Klus: What?! It better be good.

Klump: Oh it is. We’ve found a Crystal Star on radar but it is at a desert kingdom.

Klus: Hmm, with someone in my army tending with the affairs of an inhabitant of a witchcraft island, we must go there and get that Crystal Star. Quick to that kingdom! Hopefully, Mario and his goons won’t beat it to us first.

Meanwhile, Bowser and King Boo were on a specific island.

Bowser: Are you sure a Crystal Star is around here?

King Boo: Yes, and I bet my afterlife on this.

Bowser: You still have a gambling problem. I shouldn’t have let you go takeover that Isle Defino casino.

King Boo: How much do you want to bet that a Crystal Star is here? 100 coins, 200 coins?

Bowser: You must stop your gambling addiction!

King Boo: But this is a lock!

Bowser: King Boo…

King Boo: It’s a lock, Bowser!

Bowser (yelling): KING BOO!

King Boo finally shuts up.

Bowser: Now just tell me what the name of this forsaken island is.

King Boo: The Isle o’ Hags. So witches must live here. Either that or ugly women.

Bowser: Well, let’s go.

Back on DK Island, Mario and friends were getting ready to leave.

Yoshi: Thanks for the fruit Mr. Kong.

Wario (thinking): Even though junk food is where it’s at.

Cranky: No problem.

Mario: So, you’re coming with us DK?

DK: Sure, kicking that Klus’ butt will make my week.

Diddy: You can count me in too.

Mario: Well, then let’s set off.

But they were interrupted by Kiddy Kong. He was jumping up and down pointing at something.

Luigi: Does he need a diaper change?

Geno: No, look!

Everyone looked to see the Kremling Battle Ship Island turning away and leaving.

Lanky: Where is it going?

Wario: Who cares, if it’s not heading in our direction. Shorty, show us where the next Crystal Star is.

Mario was a bit irritated by the commit but he put the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000. It pointed to another island, northwest of their current location.

Diddy: The Isle o’ Hags. Two of my friends, Banjo and Kazooie, stay there.

Wario: Or “the Mario posers” as I call them.

Yoshi: (coughs)likeyou(coughs)

Wario fumed red in the face as everyone laughed.

DK: Well, Kremling Island isn’t heading over there so we don’t have to worry. We better get going. Bye everyone! And Diddy, maybe we’ll be able to find Dixie too.

Diddy: I hope you’re right.

Everyone headed to the ferry to get to the Isle o’ Hags but…

Mario: What do you mean you’re not heading out there?

Sailor: I’m telling you, the next ferry there will not be until Wednesday.

Wario: NONSENSE! You’re just being lazy oaf, you lazy oaf! And another thing, we’re getting to that island even if it kills you. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?

The sailor pulled out a taser.

Wario…Like he said, we’ll just have to wait.

Diddy: Or, we can use the warp pipe on this island and head there.

Waluigi: Why didn’t you tell us this? Warp pipes are much faster.

Diddy: I didn’t realize until now. I’ll lead the way.

Diddy led his friends to the warp pipe they were suppose to go down in.

Wario: You know, for some strange reason I can’t seem to grasp, I don’t want to go to that island.

Mallow: Why not?

Wario: I SAID I DON’T KNOW YOU CLOUD!

Mallow started to get a little bit teary. Everyone except Waluigi got real angry at Wario.

Wario: MAN, (forced) I’m sorry.

Diddy: Now if you guys are done acting stupid, let’s go.

The heroes head into the warp pipe one by one. Meanwhile on the Isle o’ Hags, Banjo and Kazooie and their friends, Mumbo Jumbo, Humba Wumba, and Jamjars were getting ready to play kick around with their enemy’s head. Gruntilda Winkybunion was nothing more than a mere skull. It has been six months since she lost her body. She was dreading her enemies’ kick around games. She wanted nothing more than revenge.

Gruntilda: There has to be a way to get a body. I must have my revenge. But how? HOW?

?: GRUNTILDA?!

Grunty panicked as a deep voice called her name. Maybe it was the Grim Reaper named Gregg.

?: GRUNTILDA?!

Grunty was panicking. She saw her cold, hard life flash before her eyes. From stealing lunch money when she was young to getting her only boyfriend by winning a bet she cheated in.

?: GRUNTILDA?! YES YOU HAG? YOU’RE PATHETIC! PATHETIC! PATHETIC AS A…PATCHETIC AS AN….I CAN’T BE IRRITATED BY THIS THING. WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? YES, OKAY.

Grunty saw that person of that voice was nothing more than Koopa Kid from the Mario Party series. He was carrying a megaphone.

Koopa Kid: Hello. My name is Koopa Kid. And don’t laugh.

Gruntilda: What do you want you little brat?

Koopa Kid: My boss, who is named Klus by the way, heard about your current condition. He wants to help you get a body so you can destroy all who opposed you. All you have to do is serve him.

Grunty: Serve under someone else? Never!

Koopa Kid: Well yes or no doesn’t matter to me I’m getting paid to tell you this. But I guess you want to be a skull forever. Heh.

Gruntilda couldn’t take being a skull much longer. She knew Banjo and Kazooie were coming to torture her some more.

Grunty: Wait. I’ll do it.

Koopa Kid: Excellent.

He picked her up and carried her away. A few minutes later, Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Humba, Jamjars, and Tooty were on there way to play with Grunty’s head but they couldn’t find it.

Kazooie: Skull boy, you said you’ve left her here.

Mumbo: Mumbo did. Mumbo not lie.

Banjo: Well, where could she be?

?: Here I am!

Moments after that, Mario and friends arrived on the Isle o’ Hags. They were at Mayahem Temple.

Wario: My treasure senses are tingling….Uh-oh.

Geno: What is it?

Wario: I remember why I don’t want to be at this island.

Waluigi: Yep, me too.

Diddy: Why?

Wario: Well, cue in a flashback and I’ll tell you.

Flashback to the Isle o’ Hags ten years ago. Wario and Waluigi are twenty and are rather handsome. Wario is muscular and in great shape while Waluigi also has more muscle than he does now. They are at the Kickball Stadium watching a kickball game.

Wario: I love me some kickball.

Waluigi: Me too.

The game ended and the duo walked out of the stadium.

Waluigi: Well the only problem is that neither of us can play because we’re not Stonies.

Wario: I know. It doesn’t make any sense. Wait a minute…My treasure senses are tingling. I sense treasure. And it’s coming from that building.

What Wario and Waluigi didn’t know is that the building they were talking about was Targitzan’s Temple. Targitzan was the Mayan god of target shooting.

Wario: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s go!

They entered the temple and spent a few minutes in the temple exploring. After awhile, they found a secret chamber of Targitzan with a houseful of treasure. Wario’s pupils turned into dollar signs.

Wario: We’re rich…………….er!

Waluigi: Now let’s take the gold and leave.

?: Hold it right there you thieves!

Wario: Who the heck called petty thieves? Do you not know who we (turn around) a….a…aaareee?

Waluigi turned around to what Wario was stammering at. He saw Targitzan himself. Waluigi somehow turned into a baby crying while Wario wetted himself.

Targitzan: Get out.

Wario & Waluigi: (screaming like little girls)

Wario and Waluigi ran away.

Targitzan: And if you ever come back on my land you will have your sorry heads cut off!

End flashback. Everybody else stared at the Wicked Bros. with disbelief.

Mario: As the old saying goes, “Money goes before destruction.”

Geno: You’re thinking of “pride.” It’s actually “Money is the root of all evil.”

Mario:….

DK: C’mon. You actually thinking some pagan god is going to remember you now that you’re years older. I mean, it’s not like soldiers are coming for you.

Waluigi: Maybe you’re right ape. No need to worry.

The heroes were looking for clues on the Crystal Stars until they saw two guards. These two were interested at the group.

Guard 1: How may we help you?

Mario: We’re looking for this magical object called the Crystal Star.

Guard 2: Haven’t seen it….(looks at Wario) Wait, aren’t you Wario? The guy wanted by Targitzan?

Wario (obviously lying): No.

Guard 1: Yes you are! And you’re Waluigi, aren’t you?

The antiheroes both knew they couldn’t keep the lie up and did the thing they do best.

Waluigi: UH-OH! RUN AWAY!

Wario and Waluigi ran like little girly men as the two guards chased them into the horizon.

Mallow: I’m kinda surprised they didn’t arrest us.

Yoshi: Shouldn’t we go help them?

Mario: Nah, they’re fine.

Geno: But it looks like those guards are gonna….

Wario screamed at a distance. Unfortunately, (or fortunately however you look at it) Wario got poked in the butt with a spear.

Mario: It is their just reward for the chaos those two usually cause. Now let’s (looks up at the sky) What the! Somebody’s falling from the sky.

Everybody looked up to see two figures fall from the sky and landed into the river.

Meanwhile, Bowser and King Boo somehow wounded up at the ice side of Hailfire Peaks. Bowser was furious.

Bowser: I LIKE YOU BETTER BEFORE YOU HAD THAT GAMBLING ADDICTION!

King Boo: My instincts told me to bet left.

Bowser: That wasn’t your ‘instinct.’  More like your ‘in stank’! Those were the beans you ate before we left.

King Boo: I was hungry.

Bowser: Now, I must bust my way through here!

Mini-Game: Super Koopa Bros from Paper Mario 2
Stage: Hailfire Peaks (Icy Side)

Bowser wasted no time running right. He jumped on some of those Biggafoot creatures to for points.

Bowser: Old school is too cool.

Bowser hit a ‘?’ block to make a chunk of meat come out. He ate it and now he was bigger. Bowser breathed fire on more Biggafeet to burn them all away.

Bowser: All I have to do is find one more piece of meat.

Bowser jumped over a chasm to avoid death. And found another piece of meat. He ate it and was now even bigger and now invincible. Bowser just simply ran through the stage with little difficulty destroying everything in his path. It looked like something from an old, dubbed, Japanese movie.

Biggafoot (with poor lip synch): Look! It’s Bowser Koopa! No one is safe! We must flee the area.

At the end of the stage Bowser reached a castle to complete the game. Bowser returned to normal size.

Bowser: You know, I should make a game where the object is to get to the castle at the end of each level and destroy its flag. And at the end of every 4th level, the level is a castle and you must destroy the boss by either burning it or by dropping it into lava. It’s a great idea!

King Boo (sarcastic): Yeah that’s never been before. (rolls eyes) Um Bowser, look at where we are now.

Bowser looked to find that they have wounded up on the lava side of the area.

Bowser: (censored)

Meanwhile, the heroes were at the river where they saw two people fall in. Mario swam in the river to help them. Everybody else waited.

Yoshi: The last thing we need is death. I hope Gregg the Reaper isn’t scheduled here.

Mallow: Who is that anyway?

Geno: He’s a midget Grim Reaper who has a strange hatred for cats.

Mario then surfaced back above water.

Luigi: Did you find the two?

Mario: Yes and you here they are.

Diddy recognized them at instinct.

Diddy: BANJO! KAZOOIE!

[Wumbo]

Banjo (thinking): Where am I? Am I alive or dead?

A light then shined in front of Banjo’s eyes.

Banjo: What’s that?

All of a sudden, Banjo found himself in an area he was unfamiliar with. He saw everything in flames.

Banjo: What’s going on? What’s happening?

Banjo turned to see two beaten Koopas. A Buzzy Beetle and a Lakitu to be more precise.

Buzzy Beetle: Can you believe it. Those Kremlings betrayed the Koopa throne. Now with them gone along with the Great One, this might be the end for us.

Lakitu: Don’t talk such negative dribble. The Great One will return. Those Kremlings can drop dead for all I care. But first, we must find a way to save our land before it burns down to the ground.

Buzzy Beetle: But without the Great One….

Lakitu: Forget about him for now. There might be a way to bring him back but until then, we’ll just have to get another ruler. But for now, we must put out the flames!

Banjo then woke up to find himself at his newly built two-story house along with a houseful of guests. But he recognized some easily.

Banjo: DK. Diddy.

DK: Hey Banjo. Long time no see.

Then there was another guest that Banjo was happy to meet.

Banjo: You’re, you’re,….Mario.

Mario: Uh, yes I am.

Banjo: Do you know what it is like to meet you.

Mario: Take it easy. I’m just a regular guy.

Yoshi: Who’s very humble.

Banjo: Wait, where’s Kazooie?

Luigi: ARGH!

Everyone spun around to find Kazooie playing cards with Luigi and Mallow. She was also winning.

Kazooie: Take that skinny man and cloud boy. Birdseed, here I come.

Banjo: Kazooie!

Kazooie (sweatdropped): Uh, Banjo. I see you’re awake. I’m just playing cards don’t mind me.

After a bit of a hustle, everybody settled down to talk about the events.

Mario: So what happened?

Banjo: Our enemy, Gruntilda, attacked us. We lost miserably.

Mario: I know what’s that’s like.

Kazooie: Anyway, now would be an excellent time for a flashback.

Flashback to a few hours earlier. Banjo and his friends were going to play kick around. However, they couldn’t find Gruntilda’s head.

Kazooie: Skull boy, you said you’ve left her here.

Mumbo: Mumbo did. Mumbo not lie.

Banjo: Well, where could she be?

?: Here I am!

They saw that Gruntilda was in a robot body. This robotic body looked like Grunty’s original body. The head was Grunty’s skull

Humba: Big heap trouble.

Grunty: You can say that again. Now you will all be sorry that you have messed with me. I will kidnapped Tooty again and take her to Klus. She’s one of the Seven Maidens.

Kazooie: What?

Banjo: No way. You have to fight us first and we won’t go down so easily.

Grunty: Well see little bear. Well see.

The battle started Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo, Humba, and Jamjars all rushed to Grunty to attack but Grunty fired a spell to send them all flying back.

Kazooie: You’re going to have to do better than that hag!

Mumbo: Mumbo handle this.

Mumbo fired a spell but Grunty dodged it and threw a spell back at him. Mumbo jumped out of the way. Jamjars punched Grunty but it did little effect. Grunty grabbed Jamjars and threw him into a tree.

Banjo: This is not good.

Humba: Let Humba have try against witch.

Humba performed a spell at Grunty. Grunty fired a spell back toward her. The spells pushed against each other toward their victim.

Banjo: Mumbo, help her.

Mumbo: Does Mumbo have to.

Banjo & Kazooie: YES!

Mumbo gave Humba extra boost as he performed a spell the force of the two together was pushing Grunty back until…

Koopa Kid: Not so fast idiots!

Koopa Kid pulled out remote control and pressed a dial. Now Grunty was somehow stronger.

Grunty: Oh, yes! Now you two. EAT THIS!

Grunty fired a spell at Mumbo and Humba and both of them went out cold.

Banjo: NO. This can’t be happening.

Jamjars came back to the action. He kicked Grunty in the stomach, but it did no effect.

Grunty: Take this!

Grunty punched Jamjars and he went sailing into a rock. Jamjars was down for the count.

Grunty: Now it’s just you two and me.

Banjo and Kazooie didn’t know what to do. If they tried to fight, they would lose. But they couldn’t just do nothing.

Banjo: We have no choice. Kazooie, let’s get out of here.

Kazooie: For once, I want to back out of a fight.

Banjo and Kazooie flew away. But Grunty wasn’t disappointed.

Grunty: You can run but you can’t hide.

Grunty used magic to make herself fly. The chase was now on in the air. Kazooie tried to fire eggs but they just bounced off of Grunty. Gruny fired spells but they duo dodged them with ease.

Banjo: There has to be a way.

Kazooie: Maybe we can get help?

Banjo: From who?

Kazooie: Maybe…..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Kazooie was hit from the back by one of Grunty’s spells. Now flying much slower, Banjo and Kazooie were easy targets.

Grunty: One down, one to go.

Grunty fired a spell at Banjo and it hit him. The spells were strong as the duo couldn’t hold out much longer.

Banjo (weakly): Kazooie,….fire…a….grenade….egg.

Kazooie did as she was told and fired. The explosion from the grenade didn’t hurt Grunty but she couldn’t see temporarily. When everything cleared she couldn’t find Banjo or Kazooie anywhere.

Grunty: Where did they go? No matter. They couldn’t have gone far.

Grunty flew away. Banjo and Kazooie were safe for now but couldn’t last much longer.

Kazooie (weakly): We….have….to find….a place….to land….

Then she and Banjo closed their eyes then fell to the surface. Banjo then told the heroes about the dream he had before he woke up.

Geno: The place he mentioned about the dream, it was a similar place when Mallow and I had the dream.

Luigi: So somehow, in some way, these dreams have something to do with the Great One.

Kazooie: The Great One? He’s the first Koopa King. I read that in a Koopa history book.

Mario: That much we know. But we don’t know much about him.

Kazooie: I bet you didn’t know he tried to destroy the world.

Everybody stared at Kazooie.

Kazooie: Yep. I read he had tried to get power much more fatal than that demon queen or that Luff empire time place thingy.

Yoshi: So, in other words, he’s a tough guy.

Banjo: While I’m at it, Gruntilda did mention something about my sister being one of the Seven Maidens.

Kazooie: I have no clue to what that is about.

Mario: Could that mean that Peach is also one of them?

Diddy: Along with Dixie!

Mario: Well the situation of this Great One is getting out of hand. Let’s find the remaining Crystal Stars, destroy them, and make sure that Klus doesn’t get his hand on the remaining maidens.

Yoshi: Easier said than done. But I’m in anyway.

Banjo: And Kazooie and I will help you.

Kazooie: We need revenge on that robotic hag! Where is she anyways?

Meanwhile, Wario and Waluigi were still running away from the guards that were chasing.

Wario: I’m a treasure hunter dang it! Hunting treasure is what I do best!

Waluigi: Actually, eating like a Yoshi is what you do best!

Wario: Shut up!

Suddenly the antiheroes were surrounded by white light.

Wario: Ah, this is the end! At least I’m going to Heaven.

Waluigi: I think you’re most likely going to….

Wario: DON’T SAY IT!

Wario and Waluigi reappeared in front of a temple. Surrounding this temple were a bunch of Kremlings in ancient looking clothing.

Wario: What’s this?

One of the Kremlings, a Kritter, spoke up.

Kritter: We had enough of this!

His brethren shouted with agreement.

Kritter: We refused to be treated like dirt to you Koopas, anymore! Your king is nothing more than a power hungry beast. And he must be stopped.

The Kritter pulled out a torch and set it on fire. He then threw the burning torch at the temple. His brethren did the same as they all threw burning torches.

Kritter: If you can’t respect then fear us!

Waluigi: This is insane! What’s going on?!

Wario: I don’t know. But how do we get out of here?!

Then white light surrounded the brothers again and they were back at the Isle o’ Hags.

Waluigi: I’m pretty sure that scene had something to do with politics.

Guard 1: There they are! Let’s get ‘em!

Unfortunately, the Wario bros. were once again prey as the chase continues. Meanwhile, on another area of the Isle o’ Hags, Grunty and Koopa Kid were having a conversation. They also had kidnapped Banjo’s sister, Tooty. Grunty was having thoughts about this partner ship.

Grunty: So this little girl is the Maiden of Innocence? And what about my needs?

Koopa Kid: If you serve Klus, you will be protected?

Grunty: Maybe I shouldn’t serve him. Maybe I should….

Grunty was about to launch a spell at Koopa Kid. Koopa Kid pulled out a remote control a pressed a button. Suddenly, Grunty’s robotic body was electrocuted as she screamed in pain.

Koopa Kid: Quiet down, haggy! If you don’t serve Klus and the Great One, I’ll make you be only a skull again.

Grunty stubbornly obeyed.

Koopa Kid: Now, a Crystal Star is somewhere on this sorry excuse of an island. We must search for it. And then we’ll take revenge on our enemies.

Koopa Kid turned to Tooty.

Koopa Kid: Now you my dear, you’re about to meet a great man named Klus. Don’t you want to meet him?

Tooty: NO! And my brother will come to kick your butt!

Koopa Kid: Yeah right. That bear doesn’t stand a chance against us. He’s doomed along with anybody who helps him. NOW YOU’RE COMING WITH ME!

Koopa Kid grabbed Tooty and a dark portal open. Both of them went in, but Koopa Kid came back out.

Koopa Kid: We might not have any Crystal Stars right now, but we already got three of the seven maidens. Only four more left to find. Now slave, shall we go look for the Crystal Star?

Grunty: Don’t you dear call me slave.

Koopa Kid: I’ll call you ‘roach’ if I want to. You are in no position to stand up to me!

[Wumbo]

How come people stopped posting?



Mario with his new friends, Banjo and Kazooie, were still looking for the Crystal Star and Tooty.

Yoshi: So, who is this Gruntilda anyway?

Kazooie: She’s an ugly, old witch who, despite common sense, is conceited about her looks and age.

Luigi: So she’s a human version of Kammy.

DK: Or maybe Kammy is a Koopa version of her.

Kazooie: Okay, you don’t know how stupid you just sounded.

DK: Be quiet!

Geno: Well no matter who she is, we cannot let her win. I’ve heard she is a tough witch. She knows many spells. And that robotic body Banjo mention will probably increase her power considerably.

DK: Don’t worry. I’ll just crack the body and get the prize.

Kazooie: You’re still sounding stupid.

Yoshi: Well, somebody has to say stupid things now that Wario isn’t here. Where is he?

We cut to Wario and Waluigi who are at the Lava Side of Hailfire Peaks. They were inside the coliseum of the kickball games. They have finally lost the guards.

Wario: ‘Bout time. We were almost toast for a second.

Unfortunately, he spoke too soon. The two guards that were originally chasing them had caught them and put them in shackles.

Waluigi: I can’t believe we were captured. After all that.

Wario: Uh, can’t you find a way to let us go.

Guard 1: Well, there is one way. You must battle at the kickball stadium. We have captured two other long time criminals who were running around here. You have to fight them. If you win we will let you go. If you lose….

He didn’t need to finish. Waluigi was hesitant, but Wario was brimming with confidence.

Wario: We accept the challenge. This is going to be a piece ‘o cake……MMM, cake.

Wario and Waluigi entered the stadium where a bunch of hybrid animals were watching them. Wario bowed and his ego became ten times bigger.

Wario: Who’s the chumps we’re facing?

Then, on the other side of the stadium, Bowser and King Boo appeared. Wario’s ego then deflated faster than a balloon.

Bowser: Hi Wario. Long time no see.

Wario: How are you two wanted on this island?

Bowser: You burned the Jinjo King twenty five years ago and you’re wanted for manslaughter.

King Boo: I flipped him the bird.

Wario (nervously): Heh, you’re going to go easy on us right?

Bowser & King Boo: Hmm……NO!

The villains came charging over to the antiheroes.

Wario & Waluigi: (screams like little girly men)

Meanwhile, Mario and the gang were still searching for the Crystal Star.

Yoshi: Do we have any clues on the whereabouts of that thing?

Diddy: Maybe we should check that rock with the shiny glow.

Yoshi: What rock?

Diddy pointed to what he was talking about. There was a large rock glowing at a distance.

DK: Leave it to me!

DK lifted up the rock and a Crystal Star was under it.

DK: Bingo! Advantage DK!

But then, DK was knocked into a tree by Koopa Kid. He then grabbed the Crystal Star.

Koopa Kid: Boom! Score one for me!

Mario: Koopa Kid!

Koopa Kid: Hey Mario, long time no see. Looks like you guys mean business. I’m just going to get out of here. And let you play with a friend of mine. Come one new friend! Come out and play!

At cue, Gruntilda jumped out in front of our heroes.

Grunty: Why, why, why lookie here. Bear and bird with allies very near.

Banjo: You rhyme again?

Grunty: Yes, yes you have noticed. It reminds me of an idiot named Otis.

Kazooie: I see she hasn’t gotten it back to doing it naturally yet.

Grunty: Shut you bird and that forsaken Banjo! I’m going to destroy you and whoever is named Mario!

Mario: No you won’t!

Yoshi: Ugly witch! You can’t win! You’re just some hag in a bin! Hey, I made a rhyme.

Luigi: …mommy.

Play Music: Banjo-Kazooie Final Boss Song

The fight started with Geno firing Geno Beam but Grutny dodged it and countered with a spell of her own. The spell hits Geno and he was encased in a bubble.

Geno: What’s going on?

Grunty: You’re a magic user, so I see. I’ll rid you first so this fight will be easy.

Grunty came running up to Geno but DK intercepted her with a Giant Punch. The punch made a dent in Grunty’s robot body.

Grunty: Stupid ape, you’re so crazy. But how would you like it if I made your vision hazy?

Grunty performed a status change spell on DK. This spell caused fog to surround DK.

DK: I can’t see.

DK couldn’t find Grunty. Grunty fired a spell at DK and he went flying. Koopa Kid enjoyed this but he was getting ready to leave.

Koopa Kid: It seems like I must be going. Ta-ta!

Koopa Kid ran off.

Luigi: Don’t worry everybody, I’ll stop him.

Mallow: Me too.

Kazooie: Are you sure it isn’t because you’re afraid of Grunty?

Luigi and Mallow sweatdropped as they ran off. Meanwhile, Wario was fighting Bowser while Waluigi was fighting King Boo. Bowser breathed fire on Wario but it just made Wario turn into Fire Wario as he screamed in pain.

Wario: AAHHH! I NEVER DID LIKE THIS POWER UP!

Wario was now a blazing fireball as he ran towards Bowser.

Bowser: BAH! Don’t touch me!

But it was too late. Fireball Wario rammed into Bowser and Bowser was doing the “stop, drop, and roll’ method to put the flames out. Wario burned into ashes and then came back to normal. Waluigi was up against King Boo. King Boo tried to lick Waluigi so he would be paralyzed, but Waluigi dodged it. Waluigi lunged a kick toward King Boo but King Boo turned invisible to avoid injury.

Waluigi (thinking): There must be a way I can harm somehow.

He then came up with an idea.

Waluigi: King Boo, remember how much fun we had during the baseball tournament?

King Boo: When I struck out just once, you shouted ‘MY DEAD GREAT GRANDMOTHER CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!’

King Boo rammed toward Waluigi but he dodged it.

Waluigi: Uh, we both don’t care for Luigi.

King Boo: But right now, my prey is YOU!

Waluigi only had one more chance. And he hoped it would work.

Waluigi: How would you like to place a bet?

King Boo stopped.

King Boo: Bet?

Meanwhile, the gang was still fighting Grunty. Geno was free from the bubble and Yoshi attacked it. There were more dents in Grunty’s body.

Grunty: No, no, this can’t be. You all are supposed to be dead or groveling at my knee!

Diddy: Aren’t you done with those rhymes.

Grunty: So, you hate my rhymes, don’t you, you little twit. But how would your friends like you if I gave you this bit?

Grunty fired another status change spell. This one made Diddy confused. Diddy attacked, but he attacked Banjo.

Banjo: Diddy, I’m on your side!

Diddy then fired peanuts at Grunty.

Grunty: NO!

Mario fired fireballs at Grunty and they burned her.

Gurnty: I can’t last much more, but you’re not going to survive. With this body and my spells, can you make it out alive?

Yoshi: What is she babbling about now?

Dark energy glowed around Grunty. Everybody was backing away.

Grunty: Darkness Flash!

The energy was released and everybody went flying in different directions. Everybody also had status changes. Geno was frozen, Yoshi was paralyzed, Mario fell asleep, DK’s strength decreased significantly, and Diddy was still confused.

Geno:….

Yoshi: m.,fda.d

Mario: zzzz

DK: I can’t even lift up my arms!

Diddy: Whose side am I on?

Kazooie: I think we’re toast if we don’t come up with something.

Meanwhile, Wario delivered the final blow for Bowser as he fainted.

Bowser: This….isn’t over fool! I will have my….(faints)

Wario (mockingly): Have your what? Children? Manhood?

Waluigi was having more fun. He and King Boo were playing rock-paper-scissors. They were playing up to a win of 15. Whoever won, would be victor. The score was tied 7-7. This was the last throw.

Waluigi: Last hand. Are you ready?

King Boo: Whatever, let’s do this.

They threw out hands. King Boo did paper. Waluigi on the other hand, threw out a bomb at King Boo.

King Boo: I need help. This gambling addiction is….

KABOOM!

King Boo was sent flying into the air. And a star appeared where he blasted off. The crowd cheered for the bros as they both bowed.

Wario: I knew we could do it. Now let’s get out of here and see if we can steal Targitzan’s treasure again.

Suddenly, they were surrounded by Mayan guards.

Wario: I mean, let’s run away as fast as we can and don’t even try to find the treasure.

They both ran off. Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie were the only ones left. Everyone else was out of commission.

Grunty: Now you may have escaped my might once. But you won’t now that you’re out of runts.

Banjo: This isn’t over, Grunty! Others will come to stop you.

Grunty: Useless threats have no effect on me, but let’s see how you feel when I tell you I kidnapped Tooty.

Banjo: WHAT!

Grunty: Yes, it’s so very true. Now what will you do? I say what will you do.

Banjo: This. DK, throw me a Crystal Coconut!

DK: I only have one left. But you have to come over here to get it. My arms stink!

Kazooie used Talon Trot to carry Banjo but Grunty saw this.

Grunty: No way you’ll beat me with those little heels. I’ll get it first, too bad you won’t have last meals!

Grunty flew towards DK also. Banjo was getting nervous. But then, he came up with an idea.

Banjo: Kazooie, it’s Ice Egg time.

Kazooie then fired an ice egg. The ice egg hit Grunty and her body was frozen stiff. But her skull was still free. Banjo ran toward DK and grabbed the coconut. Banjo used the coconut. Light brown energy surrounds him.

Banjo: Take this.

Banjo then swiped his arm and three slashes came for Grunty. They hit Grunty.

Grunty: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This causes Grunty’s body to explode and her head was sent flying away. Everybody was coming too since their status changes are over.

Mario: Ah, that was a nice nap. Wait a minute. THE BATTLE AGAINST THE WITCH!

Kazooie: No need to worry plumber boy. We’ve already defeated her.

DK: Ah, my arms. They’re strong again.

Yoshi: But Koopa Kid got away with the Crystal Star.

Luigi and Mallow came back.

Luigi: No he didn’t here it is.

Luigi pulled out the Crystal Star.

Kazooie: That’s what the fuss is all about? JEWELRY?

DK: And here I thought jewelry was a girl’s best friend.

Banjo: Hey Mario? Kazooie and I would like to accompany you and your friends with this adventure.

Kazooie: Yeah, plumber man. I would like to see the world. And hunting jewelry does sound like fun.

Mario: Okay if you guys insist. Welcome aboard.

Yoshi (out loud): Even though, the company that created them along with Diddy and the other DK characters left Nintendo for some rich geek who sold his soul to the…

Yoshi stopped when he noticed that everyone was staring at him.

Mallow: Um, what did you say?

Yoshi (guilty): I WASN’T BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

Mario: Well, for now, the Crystal Star please.

Luigi gave Mario the star.

Geno: Another one. At this rate we’ll be done in no time.

Mario and friends have just earned their third Crystal Star. With only four more remaining, they began to feel confidence go through their veins. And with Banjo and Kazooie on their side, nothing can slow them down now. But what happen to Grunty?

Grunty, now just a head again, landed at a construction site. Koopa Kid was there too. He covered in cement, and it was dry.

Grunty: Dumb, little bear and that stupid Kazooie: But I’ll be back, ‘cause I’m still waiting for Banjo-Threeie!

Then a mysterious figure came out of a dark portal, grabbed Koopa Kid and Grunty, and took them back into the portal.

[Wumbo]

Kremling Island was still heading for the kingdom they were going to invade.

Klus: What was the name of that kingdom again?

Klump: I believe it is called Sarasaland. Princess Daisy rules over that kingdom.

Klus: Doesn’t the green plumber have an infatuation on her?

Klump: I’m not sure.

Klus: Well, either way it doesn’t matter.

Klus pulled out a walkie-talkie and talked into it.

Klus: Did you prepare the invasion the way I want?

?: Yes sir. The people of Sarasaland have too much to occupy because of the chaos I caused.

Klus: Excellent. For now, enjoy yourself. I will tell you when you’re needed again.

?: Understood. And by the way, I brought a few things for you. Check near the bathrooms.

Klus went to the bathrooms to find a bodiless Grunty and a cement covered Koopa Kid.

Klus: Let me guess, Mario got the Crystal Star.

Koopa Kid (muffled): Yes.

Klus: You idiots! How can we expect the Great One to return if we don’t have any stars?

Grunty: But you got Tooty who’s a maiden isn’t she? But if she’s not, can you give her to me?

Klus: She’s a maiden alright. Well, at least we have three of the maidens. And I sense strong light energy coming from a city populated by Birdoes. So maybe the fourth one is there. I also heard a Crystal Star is over there too. I will send useful subjects there. C’mon out boys.

The subjects he was talking about were the Koopa Bros.

Red: We’re the Koopa Bros. The baddest of the bad. The coolest of cool. You need our help Klus?

Klus: Yes, head to this city on the screen. Find the Crystal Star and kidnapped the maiden. Failure is not an option.

Red: Don’t worry. Success is our middle name.

Black: Actually mine is Bob, Yellow’s is Maurice, Green’s is John, and yours for some reason is odd. Mom and dad gave you the middle name ****head.

Yellow: It was because he ate Cataquack manure at the beach one time.

Everybody laughed and Red Koopa Bro. was fuming with anger.

Klus: That was amusing. Now find the things I’m asking for and bring them to me.

Red: Whatever you say, boss. Let’s go guys!

Meanwhile, the X-Nauts were at their new base. Their base was in an Antarctic region of the world. But Lord Crump didn’t like it one bit.

Crump: Why did we have to put our new base at the SOUTH POLE?

Then, an X-Naut Elite appeared.

Elite: Lord Crump, Sir Grodus wishes to see you.

Crump: Oh man.

Crump went into Sir Grodus’ room to find he had a body again.

Crump: Sir Grodus?

Grodus: Yes, it is me. The X-Nauts PhDs help me get a new body. Too bad it’s robotic. But my cloak covers it up anyway. Now Lord Crump, we must find a way to get those Crystal Stars again. The one you’ve tried to get on DK Island failed was taken by Mario. Again!

Crump: But sir, you know he’s tough.

Grodus: I know that fool but we need at least one Crystal Star for my new plan to work.

Crump: Okay sir.

Grodus: According to our spies a Crystal Star is somewhere in a city called New Bird City.

Crump: New Bird City? I’ll get right on it.

Grodus: No need to. I already sent an agent over there. And maybe this time, this one will not be the reason I will need another body.

Meanwhile back on the Isle o’ Hags, the gang were just about to take there leave. Mario spent the entire day hunting Crystal Stars. Now it was night time. And they need rest. Wario and Waluigi were also back with the group.

Mario: Three Crystal Stars in one day. I’m beat.

Banjo: Let’s go back to my house and get some rest.

Mario: You’re right. The world is doomed if we don’t get some sleep.

Wario: Yeah, I need some beauty sleep anyway.

Kazooie:……Too easy!

As everyone began to fall asleep, Mario, Luigi, and Geno were still awake. They inserted the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000 and it revealed the location of the next Crystal Star. This Crystal Star was at a city in the middle of a continent.

Luigi: That’s New Bird City. It’s at the Pudding Continent.

Geno: Most Birdoes call that place home.

Mario: I think the Birdo we know also lives there. Yoshi would be pleased.

Geno: And by the way, we need some more food and items. We’re running low on them.

Mario: Okay, tomorrow we go to a market here then head to New Bird.

The trio ended the meeting and went to sleep. The next day was a sunshine day. Mario told the others that they were heading to New Bird City and Yoshi nearly wet himself. First, Banjo and Kazooie led the heroes to a marketplace near Jinjo Village.

Mario: All we need to do is get some supplies.

Banjo: Um, Musical Notes are the currency here.

Yoshi: So.

Yoshi and Luigi went to get some food that wouldn’t spoil easily. Yoshi was surprised at the cost.

Yoshi: 30 Notes for a melon?

Luigi: So.

Yoshi: That’s highway robbery. They cost like 5 coins back home.

Luigi: Yoshi, there is a conversion rate.

Yoshi: What?

Luigi bought some food and the two left. They ran into Captain Blubber.

Blubber: Are you, Luigi?

Luigi: Yes.

Blubber: Cool. I never though I would meet a famous guy like you. I read all of the “Super Luigi” issues.

Luigi blushed because he was finally getting recognition.

Blubber: How would you like to do something for me?

Luigi: What’s that?

Meanwhile, Wario was telling Mario, Banjo, and Kazooie about the incident with Bowser and the dream he had.

Banjo: So the Kremlings were originally with the Koopas. A Koopa mention something about Kremlings betraying in my dream.

Mario: Bowser’s behind bars? Woo-hoo!

Kazooie: Of course YOU would be happy.

Luigi and Yoshi came running up too them with smiles wide as a rainbow.

Kazooie: Why are you two idiots so happy?

Yoshi: Because we got a U.F.O.!

Mario: What?

Yoshi: Well, there was this hippo named Captain Blubber and he is a big fan of Luigi. He is selling U.F.O.s. He says it is going to be the next big thing in transportation.

Wario: Well, I’m going to invest in the stock market.

Yoshi: Anyway, he had asked us if we would sponsor him by letting us use a ship and flying it across the world so his business can gain popularity. It’s a win-win situation. We no longer have to rely on boats to get from place to the next.

Mario: Well, New Bird City is pretty far. So let’s do it.

Mario gathered everyone up and headed to Blubber’s Spaceship Emporium. There were a lot of spaceships around. Some were big while others were small. Captain Blubber greeted them.

Blubber: Ahoy there mates.

Kazooie: Blubberguts, after our first game you sold wave racers. Now, it’s spaceships. What are you going to sell after this fanficiton?

Blubber: Only time will tell. So since you’re guys are with Luigi pick out a ship.

Mallow: Well since we’re such a large group, we should get one that is roomy.

The gang went browsing. After awhile, they all agreed on a ship. It was stereotypical type of U.F.O. The outside of the ship had a blue-green color. It was a large enough that inside, it had three rooms and a bathroom.

Luigi: We have decided on this ship, Blubber.

Blubber: Good choice. Now you have to sign some papers for insurance reasons and attach this banner at the back of the ship.

The banner said “Blubber’s Spaceship Emporium. If you need a shuttle, then come on and hustle. Currently at the Isle o’ Hags.”

After the signing of papers they were ready to go. Everyone thanked Blubber and the entered the ship. Yoshi headed straight for the control panel but Mario stopped him.

Mario: You don’t even have a driver’s license yet. No way are you flying a ship.

Yoshi: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!

The ones who got to fly the ship was Banjo with Diddy as co-pilot.

Yoshi (about Diddy): He’s younger than me; he ain’t got a license either.

Diddy: But I had experience flying a plane.

Yoshi went to sulk in his corner. He saw a stereo courtesy of Blubber. He decided to put a C.D. he had just bought to listen to. The song he listened to was Yo-Yo-Yoshi, the rap beat song from Yoshi’s Story. DK came up to him.

DK: What are you listening too?

Yoshi: Yo, Yo, Yoshi by Snoop Chomp. Isn’t it great?

DK: The only lyrics are ‘Yo, Yo, Yoshi.’

Yoshi: Hence the title.

DK ejected Yoshi’s C.D. and put in his own.

DK: Now here’s a rap song.

The song was the Donkey Kong 64 rap from DK 64 (not the inferior SSB:M version).

Yoshi: The melody, music, and beat are alright. But the lyrics STINK!

DK: At least it has lyrics.

Wario came up to both of them.

Wario: STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID ROCK N’ ROLL!

Wario smashed the stereo and broke it. He went back to where he came from.

Yoshi: He always did hate rappers.

DK: That’s probably because he can’t rap himself.

DK and Yoshi laughed and went to another room. Geno was looking out the window and was having deep thoughts.

Geno (thinking): This Great One, he was the first Koopa King. But how come I can’t remember what happened to him? I’ve been around for centuries, yet I haven’t heard anything about him. Why is that?

Mario: What are you thinking about?

Geno came out of his thoughts.

Geno: Oh, it’s nothing important.

Banjo: Okay, everyone we’re at New Bird City.

The gang looked out the window to find they were near and they were coming in for a landing.

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

I see you haven't gotten a reply in awhile.  Don't worry, I'm still reading and like it! (and laughing a lot)  Now I'm going to go back up and try to catch up.

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

Okay!  I'm almost caught up now.  I'll try to finish next Friday hopefully.  I laughed at what Yoshi said about Rare, lol.  But didn't Nintendo sell them in the first place? (and did Bill Gates really sell his soul?  Tune in next time!)

[Wumbo]

The heroes arrived at New Bird City but they were having some difficulties.

Banjo: Where on earth are we going to park?

Wario: A parking space? Duh!

Kazooie: Do you think people’s cars will be crushed during the process?

Wario: Shut up, bird.

Mallow: Hang on. I see a clearing next to the parking space. It might be large enough to secure this ship.

He was right. The pilots landed the ship down carefully. Everybody came out of the ship and Luigi put the banner in front of it.

Mario: I wonder if Blubber’s shop is going to be successful.

Wario: It better be, I’m going to invest in it.

Mario: Well enough squalling. Let’s go find that Crystal Star.

The gang entered into the city. New Bird City is populated mostly of Birdoes with a couple of Shy Guys here and there and a few other species. You can even tell the male Birdoes from the females apart. The males didn’t wear bows nor had long eyelashes. The gang continues exploring until they witness a large group heading east.

Geno: What’s going on?

Mario: Let’s find out.

The heroes followed the group. The group was a betting stand on a contest. The stand was being watched by THE Birdo.

Birdo: 40 coins on that guy. Got it.

Yoshi: Hey Birdo.

Birdo: Oh, hi sweetie. How are you doing?

Yoshi: I’m having a crazy adventure with Mario. We also got new friends.

After a few introductions:

Mario: What is this for anyway?

Birdo: Well, New Bird City is having its third annual “Race Around the City.” This is the betting stand.

Yoshi: A race? Count me in.

Kazooie: Not so fast dino-boy. I’m in on this too. Where do we go to sign?

Birdo: It’s in that building over there.

Yoshi: Thanks. You are always a doll.

Birdo blushed at the comment. Mario started making kissing noises.

Yoshi: Be quiet!

Mario: You’d think I forgot about you making those sounds near the beginning of the story? Consider us even.

Yoshi and Kazooie left to go sign up.

DK: You’re not going to sign up Diddy? You’re pretty fast.

Diddy: But not fast enough to keep up with those two.

Geno: Miss Birdo, where do we go to watch the race anyway?

Birdo: There’s a stadium not far from here. A large T.V. is being installed to watch the race.

Yoshi and Kazooie were entering the building. Kazooie was being cheeky.

Kazooie: You know dino-boy, I’m going to win so just give up now.

Yoshi: Hey, ain’t no one in the Mushroom World faster than me!

Kazooie: We’ll see about this.

They both signed up and stared each other down. A purple Shy Guy was watching this.

Shy Guy: Um. The race isn’t until 2:00 P.M. So you guys have plenty of time to hate each other.

The speedsters left to meet up with the other heroes.

Yoshi: The race isn’t until two. Let’s find the Crystal Star.

Luigi (holding a paper): Uh, you might want to take a look at this.

Luigi passed Yoshi the paper. It showed the info about the race. But more importantly, in a picture, it showed that the Crystal Star was on the first place trophy.

Yoshi: WWWWHHHAAAAAAAAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!

Banjo: Well, winning is now much more important. You can do it, Kazooie.

Yoshi: What about me?

Kazooie: What about you? He cheered me on because he KNOWS I’m going to win.

Waluigi: No chance in the heck. (puts his arm around Yoshi) He’s going to win.

Yoshi: You’re touching me!

Wario: I beg to differ. The chicken here is going to win.

Kazooie: I am not a chicken.

Waluigi: Wanna bet?

Wario: YEAH!

The major comic reliefs of this story headed to the betting stand.

Luigi: Fighting King Boo obviously affected them.

Mario: Might be so. But I wonder who else is going to be in this race.

The gang did some site seeing around town with a couple of arguments along the way. Yoshi and Kazooie were arguing about who was faster. DK and Diddy were arguing why Diddy didn’t enter the race. Mario and Luigi were having classic sibling squabbles. Wario and Waluigi were arguing who would win the bet, who was the better treasure hunter, and who was the better comic relief. At the 1:30 P.M, the heroes headed to the stadium. Yoshi and Kazooie took the contestants entrance. Everyone else headed to the stadium to take the seat. In the locker rooms a White Shy Guy was there.

Yoshi: Are you the same White Shy Guy that helped those baby Yoshis save Yoshi Island from Baby Bowser long time ago?

W. Shy Guy: No, I’m his daughter. My name is Victoria.

Kazooie: You just ruined one of mysteries of yourself.

Victoria: Whatever, enter the locker room.

In the locker room there were famous runners who challenged Mario, or someone else to a running race. One racer was Koopa the Quick.

Quick: Hey Yoshi.

Yoshi: Hey Quick.

Another racer is that rabbit from DK 64 who raced Lanky. His name is Hopper.

Hopper: My grandfather could wipe the floor with all of you.

Another racer was Paintissimo.

Paintissimo: Might as well gave me the trophy right now.

Another racer was Mr. Fit from Banjo-Tooie.

Mr. Fit: Hey there fleabag.

Kazooie: Why me?

A third racer was shadow much like the Shadow Sirens except this one was a male. He was very muscular and wore a black striped cap. He also had a speech problem.

Shadow: High. My nam iz Shady. An eye wil win thiz rase.

Kazooie (sarcastically): Oh great. The 1337 speak. That’s horrible.

Yoshi (giggling): That’s hilarious!

Shady: Shady wil beet ever one hear. Cuz, Shady > j00!

Yoshi: The 1337 is funny.

The final person who was in this contest was a blue hedgehog. However, it is NOT the blue hedgehog you’re thinking about. This hedgehog looked more of a hedgehog than the other, famous, blue hedgehog. He had the hairdo of the famous Roadrunner. This hedgehog was a bit shorter than Yoshi. He had eyes like a Monty Mole. When he entered, he scoffed at everybody.

Hedgehog: These are my opponents. Puh-leaze.

Kazooie: And who might you be, sunshine.

Hedgehog: My name is Speedy.

Kazooie: Wait, wait, wait. You’re a BLUE HEDGEHOG. You have hair of a certain fast bird. And your name is SPEEDY?! The jokes about you are going to be too easy.

Speedy: Whatever small fry.

Speedy went to the other side of the room. Victoria came up to Yoshi and Kazooie.

Victoria: That’s Speedy. He was winner of this contest two years straight.

Yoshi: Until now. He’s going to have problems keeping up with me.

Kazooie: Be quiet, Mr. “I’m supposed to be extinct.”

Victoria: Okay everybody, onto the field entrance.

Shady: Shady iz goin two win zis rase. Ever bode lse iz gona cri lik lil babes. W00T!

Quick: What the heck did he just say?

Yoshi: He said “Shady is going to win this race. Everybody else is going to cry like little babies. WOOT!”

Birdo was at the field in the stadium. She was going to introduce the racers.

Birdo: Ladies and gentlemen, these racers came far and wide to prove that they’re the fastest in the Mushroom World. But before I introduce them, give them a round of applause.

Applause came from everyone from the stadium. The stadium was filled to the max capacity. The race around New Bird was one of world’s greatest events.

Birdo: Now introducing our racers.  First up, from Koopa Village, Koopa the Quick.

K.T.Q ran out into the field where he was greeted with applause.

Birdo: Next from the DK Isles, Hopper the Rabbit.

Hopper hopped in front of everyone and bowed he was also greeted with applause.

Birdo: All the way from Yoshi’s Island. Yoshi!

Yoshi received an even louder applause.

Birdo: From the Isle o’ Hags, Kazooie the Red Crested Breegull!

Kazooie also received a loud applause. They were both well-known people.

Birdo: Also from the Isle o’ Hags, Mr. Fit.

Mr. Fit received a standard applause.

Birdo: From Isle Delfino, Paintissimo!

When Paintissimo ran out into the field, he received no applause.

Paintissimo: Cretins! You wouldn’t know speed if you were a cheetah.

Birdo: From Twilight Town. Shady the Shadow.

Shady received a below average applause.

Shady: IM Shady! An eye wil rox yo sox.

However, after his 1337 speak, he received a loud applause.

Kazooie (thinking): You got to be kidding me.

Birdo: Last but not least, winner of the race for two years straight. Give it up for Speedy the Hedgehog.

Speedy ran out into the field and received the biggest applause yet.

Speedy: Yeah I know I’m great.

Birdo: Now in this race, you guys will race around the city. There are many obstacles in your way. Natural as well as man-made. There are also arrows to show you where to go. You also can pick items from items boxes along the way to get ahead and keep your rank. Now everyone, get on your markers.

Everybody got on the markers.

Birdo: On you mark. Get set.

Birdo fired a popgun.

Birdo: GO!

[Wumbo]

Birdo: GO!

The racers took off. Already it seemed like Speedy was in the lead. With Mr. Fit, Yoshi, and Kazooie fighting for second. Koopa the Quick and Hopper was battling for fifth. Shady was in last.

Shady: Jus u wate. Shady wil B Victoreeus!

The racers exited the stadium and then soon passed the first group of items.  Speedy got a banana.

Speedy: Take this.

Unfortunately for him, everybody avoided it. Speedy was then hit with a red shell by Yoshi. He and Quick passed Speedy.

Yoshi: Ha ha!

Quick: I’m still behind you man.

Then boom. Lighting struck everybody and they were all tiny. Except for Shady who used the lighting bolt and Hopper who had a Starman. Shady saw that Hopper didn’t shrink.

Shady: Wat? N00bs stil R not Pwned continue pwnership til all N00bs R pwned.

Since everybody else was tiny and their legs couldn’t carry them far, Shady and Hopper passed them.

Mr. Fit (with high voice): I want to be big again.

After awhile, everybody was normal size again. The results were now, 1st : Hopper, 2nd: Shady, 3rd: Yoshi, 4th: Quick, 5th: Speedy, 6th: Kazooie, and Last: Paintissimo.

Speedy was rather upset that he fell behind so fast. The racers now had to run onto a rocky road.

Shady: Mi legz don’t du wel on unsmooth sirfaces.

He was right. His tail, shadows use to walk on, was beginning to feel soar. He began to slow down as Hopper began to take a huge lead.

Hopper: Ha. No one’s gonna stop me now.

He spoke too soon. A Spiny Shell targeted him and blew up on contact.

Hopper: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Speedy then retook the lead with Kazooie trailing behind him.

Speedy: Ha! Sucker.

Hopper came too only to find Yoshi running towards him. Yoshi knocked him over and passed him.

Yoshi: Anything goes. And I have to win.

Meanwhile, Speedy and Kazooie were on a plateau. Speedy was a few feet ahead. He turned to mock his opponent.

Speedy: Think you know speed? I’ll show you what true speed really is!

Kazooie: HEY MAN! LOOK OUT!

Speedy: I’m not falling for that lady. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Speedy wasn’t looking where he was going and he ran off the cliff. He now knew he was going to be very behind. He saw a Laitku coming to help him.

Back at the stadium:

Birdo: OOH! It looks like Speedy is going to lose some major time.

In the stadium, Mario and the other heroes were observing carefully.

Banjo: Kazooie has taken the leads.

Wario: YES!

Waluigi: NO!

DK: I wonder who will win.

Mario: Who cares, as long as it’s one of them.

Back to the race Kazooie was in the lead while Yoshi was in second. Yoshi had soon caught up to her. They were now in a forest. And it was full of hurdles. They both jumped over them.

Yoshi: I’m going to win!

Kazooie: No you’re not!

Elsewhere, Shady and Paintissimo were going neck and neck.

Shady: Shady iz ze 1337. U R jus a N00b. U where a dum mask.

Paintissimo: At least I’m going to win.

Shady: Zat iz wer u r rong!

Like the Shadow Sirens, who can wield the element of ice, fire, lighting, or some other element, Shady can fire oil. He fired some oil at Paintissimo and he was stuck.

Paintissimo: What the? You jerk.

Shady: Mus win rase. Mus mak Sir Grodus prod of mi.

Meanwhile, Speedy was in last and he saw that Yoshi and Kazooie were racing on a bridge. Speedy only had one shot.

Speedy: If I can’t win by skill, then cheating will be on my side.

Speedy pulled out a remote control. Meanwhile, Kazooie and Yoshi were still on the bridge.

Kazooie: After this, it’s just one more mile.

Yoshi: This race is gonna be mine.

Then a loud explosion occurred on the bridge. Part of the bridge collapsed. Yoshi fluttered jumped to avoid falling but Kazooie slipped right into the chasm. She then hung on for dear life.

Kazooie: HELP!

Meanwhile, Speedy decided to cheat more as he used a shortcut.

Speedy: This will be my third win!

Back on the bridge, Kazooie was hanging for dear life.

Kazooie: Somebody help!

Yoshi knew what he had to do, even if it would cost him the race and a Crystal Star. He helped Kazooie back on the track.

Kazooie: Thanks.

Yoshi: No problem.

Speedy then passed by.

Speedy: What losers!

Kazooie: Do you think we should hurt him?

Yoshi: Yeah let’s.

The duo raced again as them and Speedy passed another group of item boxes. Speedy received a giant banana. He threw it at our heroes. Yoshi jumped out of the way but Kazooie slipped and fell behind.

Kazooie: It’s all you Yoshi! PUNISH HIM!

Yoshi received a mushroom from the item boxes and he ate it to catch up to Speedy. They were now racing neck and neck as they were just on the home stretch. Everyone was anxious. The finish line was so close. Yoshi and Speedy were dead even away from it. But then….

Speedy: So long loser.

Speedy tripped Yoshi and Yoshi fell down. It all happened in slow motion for the dinosaur. His falling, him seeing Speedy winning the race. He began to cry.

Yoshi (sniffling): That’s not fair.

In the end the ranking was 1st: Speedy, 2nd: Yoshi, 3rd: Kazooie, 4th: Koopa the Quick, 5th: Shady, 6th: Hopper, 7th: Mr. Fit, and Last: Paintissimo. Yoshi and Kazooie received silver and bronze medals respectively. But both of them were upset on the inside, as Speedy waved his trophy that shown the Crystal Star. Yoshi and Kazooie went back to their friends.

Mario: Hey guys, you gave it your best.

Yoshi (sadly): Yeah whatever.

Wario: Whatever! Thanks to you and chicken girl over there, we didn’t get the Crystal Star and more importantly, me and Waluigi both lost the bet. Thanks! Thanks for nothing!

Everyone gave Wario the “death glare.”

Wario:.....

DK: Maybe we can ask Speedy if we can have the star.

Geno: I just want to know. Why did part of that bridge collapsed?

Luigi: I want to know that too. That wasn’t part of the race. We need to talk to the officials.

Yoshi: Well you guys go on ahead. I need some thinking to do.

Mario: Yoshi, don’t eat yourself up for this.

Yoshi didn’t listen as he walked away. He sat on a log and began thinking. Birdo and Victoria came up to him.

Birdo: Why the long face?

Victoria: You do know that this was a race for fun, do you?

Yoshi: It’s not that. It’s just, for the first time in my life I was the one everybody depended on. Even with Kazooie to help, I still felt like I needed to be victor.

Victoria: It’s just a trophy.

Yoshi: No, it’s what’s on the trophy.

Yoshi told the girls that he and his friends were trying to find the Crystal Stars.

Birdo: Wait, that thing is a Crystal Star?

Yoshi: Yes.

Birdo: Well, I’ll go have a talk with Speedy. But Yoshi, don’t ever put so much stress on yourself again. You have to keep your happy, silly nature.

Victoria: And just because you lost doesn’t mean your friends think you’re a loser. True friends will like you no matter what you lose at.

Yoshi began to fell a little better. Then all of a sudden, the Koopa Bros. appeared.

Red; ‘Bout time we got in this story.

Yoshi: You’re the Koopa Bros!

Red: Yes! Now hand us the Birdo. She’s the Maiden of Elegance.

Birdo: What?

Yellow: You heard right, cutie. Come here!

The Koopa Bros. threw Yoshi and Victoria into trash cans and grabbed Birdo.

Red: And don’t try following us either. Or else.

The Koopa Bros escaped with Birdo in tow.

Birdo: Yoshi help!

Yoshi and Victoria got out of the trash cans.

Yoshi: I need help.

Yoshi and Victoria went to find the others. When they found Mario…

Yoshi: We’ve got a situation. The Koopa Bros. are here! And they kidnapped Birdo!

Luigi: Hate to rain on the parade even more, but everyone who raced besides you and Kazooie disappeared.

Mario: The Koopa Bros. must be planning something. Let’s go!

And they left to stop them. Meanwhile, the Koopa Bros were talking to someone in the shadows.

Red: Hey, just because you’re one of Klus’ favorite and just because you rescued Grunty and Koopa Kid doesn’t mean you can take credit for capturing Birdo.

?: Doesn’t matter. I’ll let you have credit when you defeat that fat plumber and his friends.

Yellow: Shouldn’t you be heading back to that desert kingdom anyway?

?: I will. And unlike you, I will make Klus’ plans work. Or else my nickname is not called….

The figure stepped out to reveal himself as a taller, skinnier version of Shadow Mario. He was also carrying the paintbrush.

?: SHADOW LUIGI!

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

Oh boy... heh heh!  That's great.  I your creativity for the story, Wumbo.  You're pretty good at mixing things together in a fun way.  Hopefully I'll have time to write a fan fiction that I've been thinking of for awhile.  Anway... k33p up teh g00d w0rk!

[Wumbo]

Thank you! :)

[Wumbo]

The gang was still looking for the Koopa Bros., Birdo, and the missing racers.

Mario: Where on earth could they be?

Waluigi: Maybe they all perished.

Luigi: Now is not the time!

DK: Hey wait. Somebody’s coming.

It turns out that the missing racers were slowly running out of the forest. But a few things were out of place.

Diddy: Well at least we found the runners. But why are you guys moving so slowly?

Banjo: And where’s that Paintissimo guy?

Quick: It was terrible! These Ninjas who calls themselves the Koopa Bros. ambushed us. What’s worse the used this machine to magically drain out all of our speed. We’re nothing without our speed.

Hopper: The one named Paintissimo escaped just in time. However, those turtles just shrugged off his escape. It’s like they didn’t even care about him.

Mario: Okay, do you guys know where they are now?

Shady: Zay r at the n of ze woods. An Im gnna go wit u. Eye mae nt hav mi spead but eye stil hav mi skils.

Kazooie: I just lost my ability to hear!

So the gang, along with Shady, entered the forest to the Koopa Bros.

Speedy: Wait, Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yeah.

Speedy: Listen, I wanted to say that I’m sorry, but I cheated.

Yoshi: So you tripped me, big deal. The race was anything goes anyway.

Speedy: Not that, it was I who part of the bridge collapsed. I also took a shortcut to catch up to you.

Waluigi: That means that Yoshi wins! And that means that I win the bet!

Wario: (censored)

Victoria: Well we’ll deal with this later. Right now, find and punish the Koopa Bros.

?: Somebody call for us?

Right on cue, the Koopa Bros. jumped from the bushes and did their poses.

Red: Yes. We’re the Koopa Bros. No one is cooler than us.

DK: All of us can name at least 1,000 people cooler than you.

Yoshi: What have you done with Birdo?

Red: Oh, Klus is just making sure she isn’t harmed. Yet.

Mario: What do you mean?

Yellow: When the Great One comes. Well, those ladies won’t be around anymore.

Mario: WHAT!

Black: But it’s too soon now. Now look at this.

A machine than floated down near the Koopa Bros. It looked like Grubba’s power sucking machine.

Red: Meet our speed-draining machine. It just takes your speeding ability away.

Green: Hand over that Crystal Star or the Yoshi and the chicken will lose their skills.

Kazooie: I am not a freakin chicken!

Yoshi: And you’ll never get us!

Red: Well you will just have to fall on our mercy.

Mario: No sweat. Unlike all the bosses we faced so far. These guys are useless. And it’s 12 against 4.

Victoria: Make it thirteen. I can assist you too.

Red: So you think you can handle us. C’mon boys!

The Koopa Bros. then zipped rapidly around all over the place and then stopped.

Red: We take other people’s speed and used it as our own. Now tremble.

Play Music: Koopa Bros Battle

Mario used his hammer against Red but Red simply dashed away. Wario then tried to butt slam but Red dodged that too. Black then grabbed Wario and threw him towards Mario. They both collided into each other.

Wario: Okay, I am not losing to a bunch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles posers.

Mario: Everybody split up and take on a separate foe.

Everybody did what they were told. Geno, Mallow, and Shady faced off against Green. Mallow used a lighting attack but Green dodged up and came up to him with a flying kick.

Shady: Tak3 tis! U stoopid fo’!

Shady then fired some oil but Green dodged it. Green then passed Shady with amazing speed. The turbulence behind Green made Shady fly into a tree.

Shady: OWA! TAT Hert!

Geno: Geno Whirl!

He used the attack but it had no effect on Green.

Geno: He’s too strong for the attack!

Green: That’s right fool! Now watch a real attack!

Green spun in his shell fast enough to create a tornado around him. He stopped spinning and the tornado headed straight for Geno.

Geno: I’m starting to doubt Mario’s strategy of splitting up.

Meanwhile, Banjo, Kazooie, DK and Diddy were facing Yellow. Yellow scoffed.

Yellow: You’re not exactly what I would call ‘valuable time to fight.’

DK: What are you talking about?

What Yellow said penetrated the fourth wall.

Yellow: You’re not real Mario characters. You’re just, eh. The cloud and puppet are more Marioy than you.

Kazooie: Okay, let’s show this moron, no matter who you are, if you kick butt, who cares.

Diddy fired his Peanut Popgun but Yellow hid in his shell to avoid injury. Yellow then rammed into Diddy at high speed.

Diddy: Aw man. That hurts.

Victoria: Leave it to me.

Victoria used some kind of staff to emit white light around Diddy. Diddy suddenly felt better.

Victoria: This is how I can assist.

Diddy: Thanks. Now back to the fray.

Kazooie fired a grenade egg near Yellow and he lost his balance. He fell on his back and couldn’t get up.

Yellow: Uh-oh!

DK: GET HIM!

They all fired a barrage of eggs, coconuts, and peanuts. Yellow hid in his shell again. But the ammo pushed him back into a tree. The tree called him slant up back into sitting position.

Yellow: I’m back baby! Take this!

Yellow ran right passed everybody. His turbulence caused everybody to be blown away. Wario and Waluigi faced off against Black.

Wario: How come it’s only just the two of us?

Waluigi: I don’t know.

Black: Because you guys are just fools. Why do I have to fight fools?

Black ran around the duo real fast to cause a tornado. Wario and Waluigi were trapped inside it.

Wario: MOMMY!!!

Waluigi: MOMMY!!!

Wario and Waluigi went flying out of the tornado and landed into trees.

Waluigi: What are we going to do?

Wario: Use this!

Wario gave Waluigi the Stone Cap.

Waluigi: Now that’s what I’m about.

Waluigi put the cap and he turned into stone. Wario grabbed his brother and started swinging him at Black. Black kept dodging them with ease though.

Wario: Take this Ninja Turtle poser.

Wario slammed Stone Waluigi down hard on the ground to cause an earthquake. Black lost his balance. This gave Wario the chance to swing Stone Waluigi at him. Black went sailing across the battlefield. Waluigi returned to normal.

Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi were facing Red. Mario used his hammer but Red dodged it. Luigi fired fireballs but Red jumped over them. Yoshi used Egg Roll but Red kicked him.

Luigi: He’s starting to be annoying.

Mario: So we’ll give him a taste of his own medicine.

Mario used Quake Hammer but Red jumped up to avoid the earthquake. As he landed down Yoshi came up behind Red to give him a headbutt. Red went flying to Luigi who batted him with his hammer. Red went sailing back to Yoshi only to receive another headbutt. This continued for awhile. Red finally got of being the object thrown at Monkey in the Middle. Red saw that his brothers were also doing poorly.

Red: It’s time for a secret weapon. Koopa Bros together!

The Koopa Bros rejoined Red forty feet away from our heroes.

Wario: We’re gonna win! With no fallbacks either!

Red: I think not.

The Koopa Bros began to stack on top of each other like they did in Paper Mario.

Mario: Your weapon won’t work this time Koopas.

Red: Are you that dense? Don’t underestimate us plumber. Remember, we trained night and day to get here. WE WON’T LOSE!

The Koopa Bros began to spin around real fast to cause a giant tornado. It was much bigger than when the Bros did it alone. Luigi was shivering.

Luigi: T-This won’tt e-end well.

Red: SUPER KOOPA WHIRLWIND!

The tornado headed straight for our heroes. When it hit, everyone was engulf in it.

Mario: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK: WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Shady (cheerfully): WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! THIS IS FUN!

Kazooie: YOU MORON! (noticing somethingi) Wait, HE’S NOT SPEAKING IN 1337 SPEAK!!!

All of a sudden everyone went flying in different directions. But worse, Mario dropped the Crystal Stars he was carrying. They landed at the feet of the Koopa Bros. and they picked them up.

Red: Sweet! We have won!

Mario: Blast!

Red: Thanks for giving us the Crystal Stars. And for our gratitude, we will eliminate everyone with more wind!

Yoshi saw that they were all doomed if no one could think of something. Kazooie did too. Then she remembered one move she had. It works when she was with Banjo. Maybe it would still work if she was with another person. She had one shot.

Kazooie: Hey, Yoshi?

Yoshi: Yeah?

Kazooie hopped on Yoshi and covered him with her wings. Then, there was a golden glow around them.

Yoshi: What are you doing? Wait, I feel stronger for some odd reason.

Kazooie: It’s Wonderwing. As long as I have a few gold feathers, we’re invincible. You got anything we could use.

Yoshi pulled out a Crystal Coconut.

Yoshi: Only this and we only have one shot. What do you say?

Kazooie: Count me in!

Wonderwinged Yoshi ran towards the Koopa Bros. who was still charging their tornado. Everybody saw this.

Mario: Go Yoshi! Go Kazooie!

DK: It’s all up to you two.

Shady: M@k3 $ir Gr0du$ pr0UD!

Mario: Yeah! Make Sir Gro…..WHAT!

Mario stared at Shady.

Shady: Shady m@d3 @ b00-b00.

Yoshi with Kazooie still using Wonderwing ran inside the tornado where the Koopa Bros were. They were amazed and mad.

Yellow: What the!

Black: But, how?

Yoshi used the Crystal Coconut.

Green: Um! I think we’re screwed!

Yoshi: You got that right. FIRE BREATH!

This time when Yoshi used fire breath, blue flames came out of his mouth.

Red: MAMA!

The flames whirled around the tornado in motion. Soon, the entire tornado was a flaming one. Since they were temporarily invincible, it didn’t harm Yoshi or Kazooie: The Koopa Bros., however, got more of the punishment.

Green: IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Yellow: HOT! HOT!

Black: I TOLD YOU JOINING KLUS WAS A STUPID IDEA! WE SHOULD HAVE STAYED ON BOWSER’S SIDE!

Red: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. BACK THEN WE DIDN’T WANT HIM! NOW WE’RE HOT AND WE’RE GONNA BE ALL ON HIM!!!!

Black, Yellow, & Green: NOT FUNNY!

Yoshi and Kazooie escape the flaming tornado without harm. As soon as the tornado died down, the Koopa Bros. were charred beyond belief.

Green: Raw.

Yellow: Medium.

Black: Well done.

Red: Burnt to a crisp.

The Koopa Bros fainted. Mario picked up the Crystal Stars he had dropped. Soon, blue energy exited out of the Koopa Bros. and headed back to the racers. They had their speed back including Shady. When the heroes returned, everyone cheered.

Wario (bowing): Thanks!

DK: Wario!

Wario: Fine! It’s all thanks to dino and the chicken. Without them, we wouldn’t have succeeded.

Kazooie: I…am…not…..a…..chicken!

Speedy came up to Yoshi and he gave Yoshi the trophy.

Speedy: Here, you deserve this much more than me.

Shady: AcTU@11y, Sh@dY wants teh KRy$t@l $T@r 2 giv 2 Sir Gr()dus.

Everyone stared at Shady.

Shady: UH! Good bye! And this never happened. And Grodus will rule the world.

Shady went underground and disappeared.

Kazooie: Wait. That moron didn’t talk in 1337 again.

Victoria (back on the subject at hand): Speedy, you do know your cheating will mean you’re automatically disqualified.

She turned to the charred Koopa Bros.

Victoria: And you four will spend an unbelievable amount of time in prison.

Koopa Bros:………………….

Yoshi took the Crystal Star off the trophy. He gave the trophy back to Speedy.

Speedy: You don’t want it?

Yoshi: We came here to get the Crystal Star. Mission complete. Here, catch Mario.

Yoshi threw the Crystal Star at Mario (but first, it bounced off Wario’s head.)

Mario: Four Crystal Star! Woo-hoo

Mario and friends got the fourth Crys……..

Wario (interrupting): Wait! This chapter focus mostly on Yoshi! Shouldn’t he be the one who……

DK headbutted Wario.

DK: Sometimes he bothers me so much. Continue.

Mario and friends got the fourth Crystal Star. Their adventure is halfway over. But what are the X-Nauts planning to do? And what about Klus’ and Bowser’s forces? What are they up to?

[Wumbo]

At King Boo’s mansion, Bowser Jr. was crying because his father was in prison on a far away. King Boo told everyone what happened on the Isle o’ Hags.

King Boo: Then, that stickfigure gave me a bomb and I blasted off. As far as I know Bowser is still back there.

Kamek: We have no king? WHAT ARE GOING TO DO?

Kammy: Everyone just calm down. Surely, Bowser’s eight genius children can think of something.

Kamek: That means we’re doomed. If the Great One returns, you know what will happen to all the Koopas on this planet. DO YOU?  DO YOU? DO YOU! I don’t want to end up like that.

Kammy: King Boo, you just couldn’t get over your stupid gambling addiction.

King Boo: Don’t judge me. We have to find a way to get the Crystal Stars and to get Bowser free from prison.

Ludwig, the oldest of Bowser’s children, came in.

Ludwig: I believe I have the solution to all our problems.

King Boo: What is it, a slot machine?

Everybody did an anime fell.

Ludwig: No you compulsive gambler. I introduce you….

Right on cue, five robots came in. They were the Super Team from Super Mario Strikers, including the Robo Kremling.

Ludwig: These robots can do 456 things. Except clean up after themselves.

The robots hung their heads down in shame.

King Boo: Do you think they will work?

Ludwig: Of course. They can do 456 things.

King Boo: Can they figure whether I have a chance of winning the lottery?

Everyone did anime fell again.

Ludwig: Okay, you two go to the Isle o’ Hags and save Bowser. You know what he looks like. You three go to Sarasaland and get the Crystal Stars. I heard there were two of them there. Get moving!

The five robots obeyed and flew away while King Boo’s roof.

King Boo: Do you know how much that roof cost me? My entire afterlife savings on gambling!

K.Rool’s battleship Island was on the ocean facing Sarasaland. K.Rool was stuck being Klus’ lackey. If only he could get his hands on him. He’ll throttle him. Klus wasn’t happy either.

Klus: We’ve been attacking this kingdom for two days. There’s supposed to be two Crystal Stars here. Where are they?

K.Rool: Maybe they’re shoved inside your….

Shadow Luigi covered K.Rool’s mouth with paint to shut him up.

Klus: Thank you. But don’t think you’re getting anything yet.

Shadow Luigi: I know.

Klus: Bring me the Crystal Stars and I will grant you your wish.

Shadow Luigi: Yes master.

Shadow Luigi left. Klus went up to K.Rool

Klus: And you. You’re going to help him. Make yourself useful with your bulging eye. You Kremlings shouldn’t have left the Koopa Kingdom all those years ago.

K.Rool stared deathly at Klus.

Klus: Get going! If you want your people back, that is!

K.Rool left.

K.Rool: Well Klus, you may have the advantage now, but when you slip up, I’ll get you in the most tortured way as possible!

Meanwhile in the X-Nauts base, Shady was apologizing to Sir Grodus about his defeat.

Grodus: Shady, you said you will help us get the Crystal Stars.

Shady: Yesh $ir.

Grodus: Now that I think about it, are you trying to bring back the Shadow Queen again? She’s gone you know?

Shady: Eye no th@t mi qu33n iz g()ne. Eye w@nt r3v3ng3 0n zo$3 w#0 #ad def3@t3d #er.Eye w@nt 2 c0tinu3 w#@T $#3 $tarted.

Grodus: The only way we can do that is do get our doom machine working. We need one Crystal Star. Just one.

A regular X-Naut entered the room.

X-Naut: Dude. I mean, Sir Dude. I mean Sir Grodus Dude sir….

Grodus (impatient): Just tell me what you want.

X-Naut: Our intelligent reports tell us that there are not one, but two Crystal Stars at Sarasaland. And the kingdom is currently in turmoil. Kremlings and some tall liquid guy attacked the place and they have succeeded.

Grodus: Send Lord Crump and a bunch of soldiers over there to get those Crystal Stars. The world shall see how we play games. Are the communications ready?

X-Naut: Almost. They’ll be ready by tomorrow.

Grodus: Yes. Soon, all of the world leaders will bow down to the X-Nauts regime.

The next day at New Bird City, everybody was getting ready to leave.

Victoria: Good luck. And I hope you succeed in finding the remaining Crystal Stars.

Mario: Are you sure you don’t want to come with us?

Victoria: I can’t. I’m needed here. But after we interrogate the Koopa Bros., we will call you to tell you what they were planning.

Mario and the gang headed straight back to their U.F.O. only to find a bunch of Birdoes and Shy Guys look at it.

Shy Guy: What do you think it could be? The X-Nauts? The Shroobs? We’re doomed.

Luigi: Calm down everyone. This is just our way of getting around. Look at the banner attached to it.

The locals looked at the banner about Captain Blubber’s U.F.O. sell.

Shy Guy: Well, it’s on the Isle o’ Hags. What are we waiting for, somebody get me a phone.

The locals ran to get their house phones, cell phones, and pay phones. Our heroes entered the ship and took off.

?:MMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

It was none other than Jr. Troopa. He had just missed his chance to get revenge on Mario.

Jr. Troopa: Crud! What do I have to do to get my revenge?!

A small, male Birdo about Jr. Troopa’s age came up to him.

Child: Do you want to play hide and seek with me?

Jr. Troopa: GET LOST!

Jr. Troopa pushed the young Birdo in the mud. The Birdo started to cry.

Jr. Troopa: Baby!

?: What did you do to my little brother?

Jr. Troopa spun around to see an adult, muscular, male Birdo standing behind him.

Jr. Troopa (frightened): It’s a funny thing really. Look flowers!

Jr. Troopa ran away with the big Birdo chasing him. Back on the U.F.O., Mario put the Crystal Star in the Searcher 5000. It showed two Crystal Stars at Sarasaland.

Geno: Two Crystal Stars at once. Amazing!

Mario: And maybe Daisy can help us somehow.

DK: Finally, we can catch a break.

Yoshi, Waluigi, Kazooie, and Mallow were watching television. They were watching “Toadfeld.”

Waluigi: A show about nothing.

Kazooie: Kinda like your life.

Waluigi: At least I ain’t no chicken.

Kazooie: (mumble)

Suddenly, static appeared on the screen.

Yoshi: What’s going on?

Mallow: Look! Everybody come here!

When everybody arrived in front of the T.V., (except Diddy and Banjo because they were flying the ship) they saw Sir Grodus.

Mario: Grodus!

Luigi: So that’s Sir Grodus.

Sir Grodus began to speak.

Grodus: People of this planet, listen to me very carefully.

Grodus was broadcast all over the world on every television, as people from various areas watched.

Grouds: My name is Sir Grodus, the leader of the X-Nauts regime. And soon to be the supreme leader of the world. And if you refuse, you will suffer dearly from our power. Observe.

Suddenly, the moon appeared on screen. At the abandoned X-Naut headquarters over there, a giant ray beam appeared. Moments later, a laser fired from the beam and headed to the planet. The laser beam hit a deserted island. And right when the laser hit, the deserted island blew into pieces. Everybody all across the world saw this and was in shock. Then a timer appeared on screen counting down from 48 hours, with Grodus laughing in the background.

Our heroes saw all of this as well. They were confused, shock, and scared. Especially Luigi.

Luigi: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That ray gun has the power to blow up land.

Mallow: What do we do?

Geno: First Klus. Now Grodus. It’s like the world is about to end.

Diddy: Guys, we’re about to land at Sarasaland.

Mario: Okay first, we get the Crystal Stars as fast as we can. Then we’ll find out where the X-Nauts are hiding.

The ship landed and everybody knew what to do. But they didn’t except what they saw when they arrived. Sarasaland was covered in pollution. Everybody’s mouths dropped in surprise.

Wario: What the? The last time I saw this was when Petey attacked my castle.

Mallow: Don’t tell me he’s back.

Yoshi: I hope he’s not that dumb.

Geno looked around until he saw a strange figure at a distance. It was tall liquid guy.

Geno: Excuse everybody.

When Geno turned around again, the figure was gone.

Mario: Yes what is it?

Geno: Never mind.

Everybody headed out to explore but Geno stayed a bit behind.

Geno: Was that Luigi?

Minutes later, the gang entered a town near Daisy’s castle. Sarasaland was full of Dryites and Squeeks. They were all upset that their town was polluted. But more strangely, they began to stare at our heroes with fear.

DK: Do you have any idea what’s going on? Why are they looking at us like that?

Banjo: Beats me.

Soon two policemen came up to our heroes.

Mario: Good, the authorities. What has happened to the kingdom?

Policeman 1: I’ll tell you what happen. Three days ago, Kremlings began to attack our fair land. We didn’t know what they want at first. Until they demanded we give them the Crystal Stars and our beloved princess. We didn’t know about any Crystal Stars and we sure weren’t going to hand over our ruler. Then small battles began. At first we were doing okay until someone with a paintbrush comes along and start polluting the place like crazy. Our civilians were in danger leaving the warriors to fall back. And now we only have six more hours until the Kremlings began a full scale assault. And it’s all thanks to YOU!

The cop pointed at Luigi.

Luigi: Me?

Everyone else: Him?

Policeman 2: Yes. It was him that polluted the kingdom according to eyewitnesses. A tall human being with an unkempt mustache.

Yoshi: You got the wrong guy. Luigi would never do something like this.

Policeman 1: We’ll see. Until then, you sir are going to see the princess. And to the rest of you, since you were with him now, you are not allowed to leave the kingdom until further notice.

The policemen began to drag Luigi away.

Mario: Don’t worry bro. We will find out the corrupt.

Yoshi: So now we’ve got a maniac who’s bent on bringing back a monster, an alien who wants to blow up the world. Now this?

Kazooie: Yeah. And I thought Grunty was crazy. But all of this is insane.

Mario: Okay here’s the plan. Yoshi, Wario, and I shall find out who framed Luigi. We will also try to talk to Daisy since she knows us personally. Everybody else, find those Crystal Stars.

Kazooie: You call that a plan? What the heck, I got nothing.

Mario gave Geno the Searcher 5000. Meanwhile in Daisy’s castle, Daisy was upset at all of this first Kremlings appearing, then Luigi’s polluting, not to mention the fact that a crazed alien is trying to blow up the planet. The guards came in carrying Luigi.

Daisy (angrily): Hello, Luigi.

Luigi (frightened): Hello Daisy. Listen, you’ve got to believe me. It wasn’t me who done this. It was a look-alike.

Daisy: How can I be so sure? What if this was all a joke.

Luigi: Honest I wouldn’t. You got to believe me.

Daisy: People said it was a guy that matches your description. And as a princess I know they wouldn’t lie about something like this. Take him to the dungeon.

Guard: Yes your highness.

The guard began to carry a crying Luigi away.

Daisy (thinking sadly): I wish it didn’t have to come to this. And to the one I love.

[Wumbo]

The dungeon, for obvious reasons, wasn’t a happy or sanitary place. Crooks and criminals were held down there until their trial. The guard threw Luigi in a cold, small cell.

Guard: Heh. This is what you get for polluting my country. Scum!

The guard left laughing. Luigi was fairly teary.

Luigi (thinking): What am I going to do? How can I prove my innocence? My friends know it wasn’t me. Who could it be?

Luigi began to whimper.

?: Luigi? Luigi, is that you?

Luigi turned around.

?: It’s me, Blooey.

Luigi: Blooey?

Blooey: Yeah, everyone else is here too.

It turns out that Luigi shared the cell with his Marvelous Compass companions. There was Blooey the Blooper, Jerry the Cherry Bob-omb, Torque the Buzzy Beetle, and Hayzee the Crazyee Dayzee.

Luigi: Hey everyone. How did you guys get here?

They stared at Blooey angrily.

Blooey (sheepishly): It’s a long story.

Flashback to Sarasaland, two days ago. Luigi’s friends were looking through all of the mess Luigi’s perpetrator had caused. But they didn’t know who caused this at the time. At first the guys arrived to Sarasaland for a small reunion. Then two guards walked up to them.

Hayzee: Can we help you?

Policeman 1: You sure can. We’re looking for this man.

The cop held up a hand sketch drawing of the Luigi look-alike.

Policeman 2: Have you seen him?

Jerry: That looks like, Luigi.

Policeman 1: So you know him?

Torque: Yes.

Policeman 2: Well I would advise you to stay here and not leave the country until we can get some answers.

Blooey: Preposterous! That doesn’t make any sense. We don’t even know for sure that’s Luigi.

Policeman 1: You will do as we say.

Blooey (ticked): No we won’t.

Policeman 1: Yes you will.

Blooey (mad): I…said….no…we…..WON’T!

Blooey then did a torpedo like attack at the cop.

The flashback ended.

Blooey: I attack the cop and you know what happens from there.

Luigi: Well, it’s good to see you are all alright. But where’s Screamy.

Cut to Yoshi’s Island where Screamy is drinking lemonade. Then he realized something.

Screamy: Wait. Wasn’t the reunion supposed to be on Yoshi Island and the Coconut Festival was supposed to be on Sarasaland? Or was it vice versa?

Back in the desert kingdom’s dungeon.

Blooey: BAH! As long as he got away safely I’m not gonna complain. But first, we know you’re innocent Luigi. And we will prove it to by stopping the villain and put his head on a plate to show the world.

Blooey the Blooper was a madman as Luigi once said. Originally nicknamed the “White Torpedo,” he is now the “Brown Torpedo” because of a mishap during Luigi’s adventure. Luigi accidentally threw him in lava and it is rumored Booley’s already low sanity level decreased. He can fire ink, use his tentacles as whips, and can become a living torpedo.

Jerry (a bit down): Yeah, we’ll help. Anything’s better than here.

Jerry the Cherry Bob-omb was a happy-go-lucky Bob-omb. Until he saw Luigi in a bride’s gown. It must have affected Jerry pretty hard because he is now depressed. He is good with his kickboxing skills and his exploding abilities.

Torque: You know I got your back.

Torque, the Buzzy Beetle with the wrench on his shell, is a bit of a gangster. He doesn’t break the law but he’s hard enough to compete in kart races that make Mario Kart look like a pleasant bicycle ride. He also can use the wrench as a hardcore weapon

Hayzee: You can count on me.

Hayzee the Crayzee Dayzee, and a flower with green pedals, is an actor and singer by day and ninja by night. He has a shurikens, throwing stars, made from leaves.

Luigi: Thanks everyone.

Blooey: You know we got your back. We will find this villain, torture him, hurt him, BURN HIM, and last but not least, MAKE HIM PAY FOR ALL HE’S DONE!

Luigi: Did you forget to take your medication again?

Blooey:……………………………Maybe.

Torque: But how are we going to get out of here?

Luigi: Don’t panic. I have a plan.

Jerry: That means we’re doomed.

Meanwhile, Mario and his group were talking to Daisy.

Mario: Daisy, you and I both know that you know that Luigi didn’t cause all of this.

Daisy: I can’t be so sure.

Yoshi: This is Luigi we’re talking about. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. Isn’t that right Wario?

Wario was busy trying to steal a very expensive looking vase.

Mario & Yoshi: WARIO!

Wario: Well, look at it this way. We can hold it as ransom to free Luigi.

Mario and Yoshi did an anime fell.

Mario: For crying out loud, Wario can’t you….

Mario was interrupted by his walkie-talkie. He pulled it out.

Mario: Yes what is it?

The one on the other side was Geno.

Geno: Mario, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we found Luigi’s perpetrator and the two Crystal Stars.

Mario: Uh, what’s the bad news?

Geno: You wouldn’t want to know.

It was revealed that Geno’s group was about to fight Klus’ Kremlings with Shadow Luigi and K.Rool, the super robots from Bowser’s side, and Lord Crump in a robot that looks like a dragon.

Crump: Now then. Who wants to die first?

[Wumbo]

Here’s what happen before that. Geno’s group was searching through the desert look for the Crystal Stars. Geno was using the Searcher 5000 Mario gave him. He wasn’t having much luck with it however.

Geno: I can’t believe this thing doesn’t pinpoint EXACTLY where it is.

Waluigi: Nothing is perfect. Except me.

Kazooie was about to say something.

Waluigi: Say an insult and you’ll be the next thing on the barbeque.

Kazooie decided not to take the chance.

Diddy: Hey wait, I see Kremlings up there.

Three Kremlings were digging to look for something. Their backs were turn on our heroes.

DK: I’ll handle it.

DK walked up to the Kremlings but they haven’t notice him yet. Then one of the Kremlings pulled both Crystal Stars.

Kremling 1: Yeah! This is how we do it!

Kremling 2: Cool, I smell a raise.

Kremling 3: I smell this stale, dry air.

DK tapped the Kremling with the Crystal Stars on the back.

Kremling 1: Yeah. We’ll give to Klus.

DK tapped him again.

Kremling 1: We’ll give them to Klus. Wait a Gnawty Beaver punching minute.

DK tapped him a third time.

Kremling 1: Look, I told we’ll give them to (turns around)

DK: Hello.

Kremling 1: IT’S DK. RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DK punched out all three Kremlings and got the Crystal Stars.

Banjo: Way to go.

Waluigi: Now let’s leave.

Then all of a sudden, Shadow Luigi appeared.

Shadow Luigi: Give me the Crystal Stars.

Mallow: I’m thinking he’s the criminal.

DK: Well he’s not getting them.

Then, K.Rool appeared.

DK (sneering): K.Rool.

K.Rool: Hello there you stupid ape.

Waluigi (laughing): What’s with his eye? It looks like a permanent tick!

Then an army of Kremlings appeared and Waluigi stopped laughing.

Shadow Luigi: Give us the Crystal Stars.

Geno: Never

Soon the three super robots came in and stared deathly at their prey. They pointed to the Crystal Stars and did a give ‘em hand gesture.

Shadow Luigi: Back off! They’re ours.

Diddy: Great, it can’t get any worse than this.

Soon, Crump landed to the soon to be melee with dragon robot. It was the size of the dragon siblings.

Crump: Say hello to Robotail. Give ME the Crystal Stars and I will lower your pain level from fatal to harmful.

After, Geno gave the news to Mario and Crump said his line, Kazooie simply said:

Kazooie: I’ll see everyone here in Heaven.

Back at the castle, Mario and friends had to help them.

Yoshi: It can’t be. And we were all getting to know each other to.

Mario: We have to help them. Let’s go. (to Daisy) And think about it Daisy, Luigi didn’t do it.

Mario, Yoshi, & Wario ran off to help their friends. Meanwhile in the dungeon, a guard was on patrol. Then he heard a cry at a distance.

Luigi: Guard help!

The guard ran to the cell.

Guard: What is it?

Luigi showed the guard that Blooey was foaming at the mouth.

Guard: AH! What do we do?

Hayzee: I know what to do.

Hayzee went up to the guard and sang to him a lullaby. The guard fell asleep. Blooey stopped foaming.

Torque: Nice plan. Didn’t think Blooey could fake foaming either.

Blooey: I wasn’t faking.

Torque:…..

Luigi: Now let’s go.

Luigi took the guard’s keys and open the cellar.

They found another exit out of the castle so they wouldn’t get caught.

Blooey: Can I please go back in the dungeon, break the guard’s neck, and put his body under my bed?

Luigi: NO!

Blooey: AAWW!

An hour later, the gang was in the vast desert.

Luigi: Do you guys need any help with this heat?

Blooey: You like, threw me in lava. This is the North Pole compared to that.

Hayzee: My grandfather was a Pokey so maybe I can tolerate for awhile.

Torque: Heat never affects a Buzzy Beetle.

Jerry: Life is just a vast desert anyway, just wondering around trying to find the waters of joy only to die because the extreme heat of pain.

Torque: Okay, I’m pretty sure, seeing Luigi in bride’s gown probably wasn’t that scarring.

Luigi: Hang on I see people in the distance. And they look like they’re stumbling. I think they’re hurt.

He was right there were four people heading towards them. They were looking tired and defeated. But worse, Luigi recognized them.

Luigi: DK, Banjo, Geno, Diddy! What happened?

Banjo (weakly): A massacre.

Luigi: Where’s everybody else?

DK: Mario, Wario, and Yoshi went….to talk…..to Daisy. We were trying….to find the Crystal Stars…. We did….

Geno: But, a horrible fight started to………

Diddy: The others,…..Crump captured them….. He also got one of the…..Crystal Stars.

Banjo: Those three robots that we fought…..they got the other.

DK: The robots…..headed towards the town.

Jerry: The townsmen are doomed. And they don’t even know it.

Torque: Okay that is it! We have to save Sarasaland now.

Hayzee: Luigi, your team needs you as much as possible now.

Luigi: B-but…

Blooey: C’mon man, you did it before saving Princess Éclair. This wouldn’t be any different.

Luigi then gathered his courage.

Luigi: Okay, Let’s-a go.

An hour later, Luigi arrived back at town. Luigi and team let the beaten heroes rest at an inn. They began their search for the criminals.

Blooey: Where could they be? This is driving me insane.

Torque (sarcastically): You mean you aren’t yet?

Soon, a bunch of civilians were running. They were running away from something.

Dryite: Head for the hills! We’re not safe.

Luigi: Okay, this means we’re close. You guys still want to do this?

Torque: Of course. We’re with you until the end.

Jerry: Which won’t be very long from now. (sighs)

The heroes then saw three robots attacking the Luigi impersonator.

Blooey: I may not be very sane, but I have a feeling that’s your impersonator.

Hayzee: Yeah. And he looks beat up.

Shadow Luigi wasn’t doing so well fighting the robots. As a robot grabbed him and threw him into crates. Shadow Luigi was knocked out.

Jerry: Great. Now we have to fight them. Life’s just too unfair.

Luigi: Okay friends. One of them has the Crystal Star. Let’s attack all three of them.

The robots stood in fighting stance. Luigi pointed a finger at them.

Luigi: CHARGE!

Play Music: Luigi’s Mansion Final Battle

Jerry was against a robot all by himself.

Jerry: It’s because life is unfair.

The robot threw lightning at him but Jerry dodged it. Jerry went up to the robot with a flying kick but the robot blocked it. Jerry did a rolling kick but the robot dodged it.

Jerry: Stay still.

Hayzee and Torque were fighting another robot. Hayzee threw three shurikens but they just bounced off.

Hayzee: I don’t get it. I’ve sharpen them.

Torque tried to body slam the robot but the robot grabbed him and place Torque down on his back.

Torque: Uh, Hayzee, help a Koopa out.

The robot was about to stomp on Torque but Hayzee kicked the robot in the back of the head. This gave enough time for Torque to put himself right side up.

Torque: My turn!

Torque slammed into the robot. The robot went sailing but landed on his feet.

Torque: Quite the fighter.

Luigi and Blooey were facing off against the third robot. The robot threw a lighting bolt but the duo dodged it. Blooey flew towards the robot like a torpedo. The robot dodged it and Blooey went sailing into a bunch of crates.

Blooey: I’ll have your head for my revenge!

Luigi fired a fireball but it didn’t affect the robot.

Blooey: LET’S MAKE HIM BLEED!

Luigi: Don’t make me send you the nut house.

Blooey: But…. DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE US!

The robot fired another lighting strike and it struck Blooey.

Blooey (pleased tone): OHH yeah.

Luigi sweatdropped.

Jerry was still fighting the robot by himself. But he was getting irritated.

Jerry (peeved): Leave me alone.

The robot did a flying kick and Jerry went sailing.

Jerry: Why me? (more angry) I said stop.

The robot kicked a crate towards Jerry. Jerry dodged it with ease and he was now furious.

Jerry (madly): I SAID….

Jerry lit his fuse and ran toward the robot. Jerry and the robot exploded but only Jerry recovered.

Jerry (calmly): Quit it.

Jerry had to rest because of his explosion. Meanwhile Torque and Hayzee were still fighting another robot. Torque went bottom-side up again.

Jerry: It had to be this weakness. My species avoided being burn yet I still got this to suffer from.

The robot kicks Torque into a wall. This caused Torque to go back right side up.

Torque: Big mistake pal.

Hayzee did a rolling kick toward the robot. But the robot, grabbed Hayzee and threw him up in the air. Hayzee came back with a spinning kick and knock the robot over.

Torque: Now’s my chance.

Torque used the wench on his shell and started unbolting the robot’s screws with it. The robot threw Torque off of him. He then ran towards Hayzee but his body began to literally fall apart. Hayzee kick the head away.

Hayzee: That means the robot Luigi and Blooey are fighting has the Crystal Star.

The last robot was running out of options even though he defeated Blooey by tying his tentacles together.

Blooey: I will have your head, fiend!

Luigi fired more fire but they still didn’t affect the robot. The robot punched Luigi and he went sailing. Luigi was losing hope, but he had one more shot. He ran up to the robot.

Luigi: Enough is enough. Let’s see how you like lighting.

The robot ran towards Luigi. Both of them were charging at each other at full speed. Luigi used Thunderpalm to shock the robot. While the robot was still dazed, Luigi used a charged Green Missile and launched himself at his foe. The attack connects and the robot went sailing in a wall and exploded. Blooey managed to untie his tentacles. He then went up to the remaining of the robot, which was just its head, and took it.

Blooey: I told you I will have your head.

Hayzee: Yeah Luigi!

Torque: You did good.

Jerry: And we’re not even dead.

Luigi blushed an extreme red.

Luigi: Okay, now let’s find that Crystal Star.

?: Wait a moment.

They turned to find the Shadow Luigi limping over to them.

Blooey: That fiend. We must continue our killing spree.

Shadow Luigi: Wait, let me explain.

Shadow Luigi then began to melt away. In the end, it turned out to be Paintissimo. He was carrying Bowser Jr.’s original paintbrush.

Luigi: I don’t understand. What’s going on?

Paintissimo had something to tell them for them to understand.

Paintissimo it all started…..

Flashback to after Mario and Peach left Isle Defino. Paintissimo swam to a small island and found a discarded paintbrush. He picked it up and he turned into Shadow Luigi.

Paintissimo (voiceover): I just found the paintbrush on shore one day and picked it up. At the moment I was thinking about that red plumber guy and if he was taller and skinnier like you, Luigi. I, originally, didn’t want to cause any trouble.

Luigi (voiceover): So how this did came to be?

Another flashback, this time to Pianta Villiage. We see Paintissimo holding hands with a female, purple Pianta.

Paintissimo: I had fiancée named Pamela. We were so very much in love. We would always do something for the other. Until one day…..

Another flashback, this time Paintissimo and his bride-to-be were sailing on a boat during a peaceful nighttime. All of a sudden there was an attack. It turned out to be a giant Blooper. The Blooper started to wreck the ship with its swings. Paintissimo and Pamela got on one of the lifeboats. Paintissimo paddled as fast and as hard as he could. But the giant Blooper smashed the boat into pieces. What Paintissimo could remember next, was that it was the next day and he was washed up on shore. He tried to find his bride but couldn’t. Until he saw her palm tree that was suppose to be attached to her head. Paintissimo stood there sulking.

Paintissimo: I lost the love of my life. Until one day, this Koopa asked me for his help.

Flashback to Paintissimo’s house. He is talking to a Koopa.

Paintissimo: His name was Klus. He told me about the plan of reviving the Great One…..

Torque (interrupting): WOAH! WOAH! The Great One?!

Everyone looked at Torque.

Torque: Sorry, please continue.

Paintissimo: He said that if I help him and if we revived the Great One, he could bring my love back to life. I didn’t care how it happens, I just wanted her back. He told me that paintbrush I had could be very useful.

Luigi: So that’s why the Koopa Bros didn’t go after you.

Paintissimo: Yeah.

Luigi: But listen, I’m sure Klus is just lying to you. He was trying to trick you like he tricked a father of one of my friends. He doesn’t plan to bring your wife back.

Paintissimo: How do you know?

Troque: Listen, if any fool is crazy enough to bring back the Great One, he obliviously has to lie to anyone who is not a Koopa.

Blooey: How do you know so much about the Great One?

Torque: That’s something I’d rather not tell. But, if the Great One returns, kill me. Just kill me. You’d be doing everyone a favor. Take my word for it.

Paintissimo: You mean the Great One isn’t good?

Luigi: Torque doesn’t lie. And after the experience I went through lately, I know he’s not lying.

Paintissimo was now mad as ever. Then he realized something.

Paintissimo: Daisy!

Luigi: What about her?

Paintissimo: Daisy is one of the girls Klus need to revive the Great One!

Luigi (shocked): WHAT!

Paintissimo: We must save her!

Luigi: Hang on Daisy! I’m coming!

Scene change Batman style: Luigi’s head is used.

Luigi and his allies arrived to Daisy’s castle. Mario, Wario, and Yoshi were there with him to. They met during the scene change cause the writer was too lazy.  They saw that K.Rool was about to carry Daisy through a portal.

Paintissimo: K.Rool!

K.Rool: Paintissimo. I ought to congratulate you. A few people in Klus’ army was beginning to betray Klus’, some of us, like me, never liked him in the first place, but you managed to actually betray.

Yoshi: That’s K.Rool, the leader of the Kremlings.

Wario: He is just plain hideous.

K.Rool: Look who’s talking. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll take this woman and leave.

Paintissimo: Your highness, it wasn’t Luigi who ruined your kingdom. It was me.

Daisy: I know deep down Luigi didn’t do it.

That was the last thing she said as the dark portal closed.

Mario: Blast! We’re too late!

Yoshi: How is it that we’re getting the stars and Klus is getting the women?

Luigi: Speaking of which, Grodus has a Crystal Star.

Mario: What about the other one? Geno said there was two.

Soon a bright light emitted behind Blooey. It was coming from the robot’s head he had gotten. The head melted away and the Crystal Star was there.

Blooey: Uh, is this it?

Yoshi: Yippee!

Luigi: Well here Mario.

Mario grabbed the Crystal Star.

Mario and friends now have gotten five Crystal Stars. But the X-Nauts also have one. They also have…..

Wario: Wait! This time these last few chapters focused on Luigi more. I’m just saying…..

Jerry exploded to shut Wario up.

Jerry: Continue.

But the X-Nauts also kidnapped Kazooie, Mallow, and Waluigi. Will they be alright? And what about the X-Nauts latest plan. And what happened to Bowser?

[Wumbo]

Bowser was still imprisoned at Hailfire Peaks.

Bowser: I’ll never see my children become emperors. I’ll never see King Boo selling his mansion because of a gambling debt. I’ll never pound Mario. I’ll never marry Peach. I’ll….

Soon the two robots Ludwig built came flying in. One was a normal one, the other was the Kremling Robo. They looked around and saw Bowser still talking to him self in a fetal position.

Bowser: I’ll never cuddle with my teddy bear again. I’ll never…. Hey what are you two?

A robot gave Bowser a note. It was from Ludwig.

Bowser: So, a son of mine created robots to save me. (teary) He must loves me so. Okay you two; let’s get out of this dump.

The robots grabbed Bowser and flew away. On the dragon machine Lord Crump was flying, Crump was celebrating his victory and finding the Crystal Stars. He was singing “I Feel Pretty”

Crump (singing): I feel pretty. Oh so pretty…

In the ‘stomach’ robot of the robot, Kazooie, Mallow, and Waluigi were captured inside. Kazooie was singing “Nobody Knows the Trouble I Seen”, Waluigi was accompanying on harmonica, and Mallow was crying.

Kazooie: Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows my sorrow. Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Glory Hallelujah.

Mallow: WWWHHAAAAHHHH!! I want to go home!

Kazooie: Now’s not the time to go crazy on us man. We need you.

Mallow (calming down): Okay.

Waluigi: We need a plan of attack. I got it! We’ll send the chicken out there first as a distraction. Then, while they’re shooting lasers at her, we’ll get the Crystal Star and leave.

Kazooie: No chance in heck. And if you call me a chicken one time, I’ll blow you up to Kingdom Come!

Crump: Be quiet down there.

Crump was heading towards his destination. The new X-Naut base at the South Pole. He was talking to someone on the communicator.

?: Yosh?

Crump: Shady, stop talking in the 1337 and get me Grodus.

Shady: T@LKiNG n da 1337 iz fu/\/. U con’t d3ni it. & Shady > j00.

Crump: No way you’re better than me.

Shady put Crump on visionary so Grodus can see.

Crump: Good news sir. I not only got a Crystal Star, but I also got three morons who tried to attack my baby, Robotail.

Grodus: Good job, Grodus. Show them to me.

Crump used mechanics to show the prisoners in the ‘stomach.’ The prisoners could also see and hear Grodus.

Grodus: A human, a Nimbian, and what’s this? A red-crested breegull?

Kazooie: See, even dome head of an alien race knows my correct species.

Shady: Eye no t#0$3 3. Day att@c|< mi wit dat /\/\@ri0 guy.

Kazooie: I’m getting tired of hearing you!

Grodus: They’re with Mario. That means he might be coming. We must ready the men.

Crump: I’m almost to base now. So which land should we destroy first?

Grodus: Hmm…. It seems like every kingdom’s leader said they would reject my rule except for two of them. The leaders of the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland didn’t even reply to my threat. Blow them up first and then the other lands will get the message.

Meanwhile on the heroes’ side, they were beginning to make they’re leave.

Mario: We only have 36 more hours until the X-Nauts attack.

Luigi: Are you sure you guys don’t want to come with us.

Blooey: Nah. Me and the guys will help the locals clean up the mess. And stop another invasion from happening.

Hazyee: Good luck finding the Crystal Stars.

Torque: And for the love of anything good, don’t let the Great One revive.

The heroes board the ship and it took off. Just afterward, a dark portal opened behind Luigi’s friends. It turned out to be Klus.

Klus: Blast! I’m too late. Mario and his friends escaped. Doesn’t matter, I’ll follow them. And then I’ll punish them.

Luigi’s allies circled around Klus.

Blooey: Forget it, punk!

Klus: You four defy me?

A battle started. Hazyee threw throwing stars but Klus jumped over them. Jerry lighted himself and ran toward Klus. Klus grabbed Jerry and three him at Hayzee. Jerry exploded on contact and the two of them were down. Blooey cracked his tentacles at Klus. Klus grabbed all of them and swung Blooey with them.

Blooey: WWWWOOOAAAHHHH!!!!

Klus threw Blooey with all his might. Klus then saw Torque and smiled.

Klus: Don’t worry fellow Koopa. When the Great One returns, we all shall have tremendous power.

Torque: No we won’t!

Torque ran toward Klus but Klus grabbed him and flipped him over. Klus then picked up a large rock.

Klus: If you don’t to be here when the Great One returns, Sayonara!

Just when he was going to finish Torque, something happened. A white glow flew up in front of Klus.

Klus: UUhhh….

Klus put the rock down. He then reopened the dark portal and entered it.

Klus: Fine. But the Great One returns.

Torque flipped himself back up and then looked at the white light.

Torque: Uh, thank you.

The white light disappeared. Meanwhile, Mario inserted the next Crystal Star into the Searcher 5000. This time, the Crystal Star looked as if it were at the bottom tip of the world.

Mario: Guys, I think the X-Nauts base is at the South Pole.

Everyone: WHAT?

Mario: Mama-mia.

Yoshi: I know, right?

Diddy: So what? We all have been in the snow sometimes. How bad can it be?

Mario: The water around the South Pole is so cold; you won’t be able to survive two minutes swimming in it. And that’s just when you swim above water.  The South Pole is so cold; that it can form ice inside your body and destroy blood cells and the end result will be having body parts amputated because of it.

Everyone sweatdropped.

Mario: Well I think when you read a fanfic you need to learn something.

DK: What are we going to do? Only Banjo, Diddy, and me have fur and I don’t think we can last as long.

Wario: I’ve got an idea.

Wario went to another room and came back with parkas.

Geno: Where did you get those?

Wario: I saw them in a closet when I looked in. That Blubber guy sure knows something.

Yoshi: Well, that solves one problem. But we got another one. Look.

Yoshi pointed to the T.V. Sir Grodus was on it again.

Luigi: Mama-mia.

Wario: Don’t worry. We’ve got 24 more hours before he fires that weapon again.

Grodus began to speak.

Grodus: Citizens of this planet, I have some good news. Good news for me that is. Since all of your world leaders refuse to be apart of my empire I will show a special treat.

The countdown went from 24 hours to 3 hours. Panic began to spread all over the world.

Grodus: And that’s not all. I will target the biggest kingdom in the world first.

Mario: Don’t tell it’s the….

Grodus: THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

Sir Grodus ended his threat. Everybody stood in awe.

Wario: If that chicken was here, she would have said, okay I don’t know.

Yoshi: Oh man. We better stop this creep or most people here won’t have a home to go back to.

Banjo: Don’t worry. We’re almost there. Except to be there in a half an hour.

Geno was staring off far into space as if he was thinking of something. It looked as if he was reading something. However, he was having a vision.

Heroes come. Near and far.

And are here to collect these valuable stars.

And when an evil plot by an outworldly man begins…

This will only be the beginning of the end.

After the heroes put an end to this foreign man

It would seem like there is peace and harmony again.

But calmness before a storm this is

Before the true villain will show his darkness

Geno heard this story before. He heard it when he was but a small star. And for awhile, he wondered what all of this means. But with the happenings of current events, he now knew what it was.

An omen to the world’s very last days of peace and harmony.

[Wumbo]

The gang landed at the South Pole. Everyone got on their parkas. The parkas match each person’s symbol color. The gang exited the ship and faced the coldness. Wario was having the least trouble dealing with this.

Wario: It feels great.

Yoshi: Because you’re nothing but blubber like a whale anyway.

Wario: (censored)

The gang walked through the snow. They were greeted by a couple of penguins.

Mario: Do any of you know any weird building of some sorts.

Penguin: I saw this weird building right over there.

The Penguin pointed east.

Penguin: It looked like it wasn’t built by anyone from here.

Mario: Okay everybody.

The heroes marched on. At the X-Nauts base, Shady was watching Grodus’ death threat again.

Shady: It’$ B3tt4r t#@n c@Bl3.

Sir Grodus came. Shady couldn’t tell by facial expressions, but he thought Grodus was pleased.

Shady: R U |-|@ppy $ir?

Grodus: Why yes. In little over an hour, this world could be mine. Nothing can go wrong…

Soon after, the alarm sounded and sirens flashed red.

Grodus: What’s going on?

An X-Naut came in.

X-Naut: DUDE. I MEAN GRODUS DUDE. I MEAN SIR DUDE GRODUS SIR…

Grodus: Tell me what is happening.

X-Naut: That Mario guy is back. And he brought reinforcements.

Grodus: Blast! And the cannon is only an hour away from firing! Get Lord Crump. Tell him to get the Robotail back at fighting. Shady, in case Mario gets to the control room, help me stop him.

Shady: Eye wil D3$tr0y dat /\/\@ri0 guy N al$0 hiz fri3/\/d$

Play Music: DK64 Hideout Helm during countdown
Countdown Time 1 hour

The heroes entered the X-Naut base. It looked pretty similar to the previous one.

Banjo: What now?

DK: We use our abilities to our advantage.

Yoshi: We all have some kind of special skill we can use. This shouldn’t be much of a problem.

Mario: Let’s rescue the others and put an end to Sir Grodus’ regime.

Countdown Time 59 minutes

The heroes ran through the halls knocking every X-Naut they see. They soon ran into a dead end. The dead end continued on top that looked like a second floor. Two pillars were at the end of each side.

Mario: Leave this to me.

Mario used wall jump to jump off each pillar and climb himself to the top. At the top the hallway continued but Mario first saw a switch. He pressed the switch and stairs formed on the wall so the others can come up.

The heroes continued on their quest.  Until they reached a big metal block in their path.

Wario: I got it!

DK: So do I.

The strong guys used their muscle to smash the block into pieces. Our heroes ran into another hallway. This time, there was a large gap and it was filled with lava. However, there were stationary ropes hovering above.

Diddy: Wish me luck

Diddy swung on each rope to make it on the other side. He saw a switch and he pressed it. A bridge appeared over the gap. The remaining heroes ran across it.

Countdown Time 50 minutes

Meanwhile, Crump was preparing his Robotail dragon.

Crump: Ah yes. Now let’s see those fools stop us now. This world is ours!

Our heroes ran toward a lake. This lake however, was filled with a poisonous liquid. A switch was sitting at the bottom.

Wario: I wished Waluigi was here. I would have him the sacrifice.

Banjo: No need to. I’ll handle this.

Banjo covered himself up with his backpack and entered the poison unharmed. He pressed the switch and the poison was drained out. The switch also opened a door.

Wario: Yes! Nothing can beat us with the real superpower of TEAMWORK!

Everybody looked at Wario.

Wario: What?

The heroes reached a fork in the road. Yoshi decided to smell which path to take.

Yoshi: I smell, bird feathers and bad cologne to the left. And oil and a scent I’m not familiar with to the right.

Wario: The bad cologne must means Waluigi is near by and also that chicken.

Mario: Shady can use oil for attacks.

Luigi: We’re close.

Mario: Luigi, Yoshi, Wario and I will head to the right. Everyone else head to the left and find the others.

The split up and time was running out.

Countdown Time 30 minutes

Geno, DK, Diddy, and Banjo were near an armory. They were fascinated by the strange weapons.

DK: Wow.

Diddy: Cool!

Geno: These weapons might be good, but they’re distracting us let’s go.

They head into another room. This room was a prison. Mallow, Waluigi, and Kazooie were in the cell.

Waluigi: GET US OUT YOU FREAKS!

Banjo: ……

Geno used Geno Beam and broke the cage. The three prisoners got out.

Waluigi: Nobody kidnaps me and live. When I find that Lord Crump guy, I’m gonna….

Soon, Lord Crump, in his Robotail, busted through the room.

Crump: You’re gonna what?

Waluigi: eep.

Crump: Now this is a surprise. It’s the exact same people who lost to Robotail the first time. Beating you again will not help me get experience.

Countdown Time 20 minutes

Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi were catching their breath.

Yoshi: Way to go Wario.

Wario: It’s not my fault.

Luigi: Yes it is.

Wario: How was I supposed to know that door I opened revealed a laser that can disintegrate us?

Mario: It said on the door, “Laser inside. Do not enter!”

Luigi: Where are we anyway?

Mario: We must be getting towards the center of the base.

Yoshi: How are we going to shut down the entire system though?

Mario: Luigi can use Thunderhand to overload the system.

They ran through more rooms. Since more enemies were around, they were really close to the center.

A few minutes later, they were at the center. It was the control room for the death laser. The Crystal Star was in one of the machines.

Luigi: This is too easy.

Luigi headed for control panel only to run into an invisible wall protecting it.

Luigi: Ow. But how?

Grodus: Because of me.

Grodus and Shady entered.

Grodus: I’m surprised you’ve made it this far Mario. But now it’s over for you, your friends, and your planet.

Shady: Y3$. S@y BY3-By3 2 yur P1@/\/3t.

Play Music: Grodus’ Battle Theme from Paper Mario 2
Countdown Time 10 minutes

The battle started. Grodus put up the green shield around himself to make himself invincible. Shady fired oil out of his hand.

Shady: N00b$ /\/\u$t P3r1$H.

Our heroes dodged the attack and headed straight for Grodus.

Grodus: Take this!

Grodus used his time stopping spell. It froze Luigi in place.

Luigi:…..

Wario used his strength to bust through the green shield, breaking it. Mario, Yoshi, and Wario began to attack with all their might.

Meanwhile, the others were fighting Lord Crump in his Robotail. Robotail blew ice breath. But everybody was able to dodge it. Crump looked at Waluigi.

Crump: You were a great Macarena dancer.

Kazooie held in a laugh. Geno fired bullets from his elbow, but they did little to Robotail. Robotail flew up in the air and came slamming down to cause an earthquake.

Waluigi: Man. If this keeps up we’re screwed. Again.

Waluigi threw a bomb and it went inside Robotail’s mouth. The bomb blew up and part of the mouth was destroyed.

DK tried to pick up the robot with no luck.

Geno: I will assist you.

Geno used Geno Boost and DK was suddenly stronger. DK lift the robot and threw him hard on the ground.

Crump: I may be down but I’m not out!

Countdown Time 7 minutes

Luigi was free from the Time Stop spell but now Mario and his group were now facing three Groduses.

Mario: Only one of them is real.

Yoshi was squaring against Shady.

Shady: U m@y B b3tt3r runn3r butt Im @ b3tt3r Fight3r

Yoshi: Oh yeah….

Yoshi threw three eggs but Shady smacked them away with his hands. Shady fired more oil but Yoshi jumped out of the way.

Yoshi: There must be something I can use. Wait a minute.

Yoshi pulled out a Fire Flower and absorbed it. Shady fired some more oil but Yoshi blew fire. The oil caught on fire and then Shady was on fire!

Shady: 00000WWWWW\/\/\/\/!!!!11111!!!one!!!! T|-|@t”$ it Im L3@\/i/\/g.

Shady disappeared beneath the floor. There were still three Groduses moving around until Wario came up with an idea.

Wario: I got it!

Wario pulled out some garlic and ate. The he blew rancid breath at the Groduses. All three of them began to cough but two fizzled away.

Grodus: Blast! I wasn’t able to concentrate with that fat slob and his rancid breath.

The other heroes were still duking it out with Robotail. Its bottom jaw fell off and the tail was torn off. Crump was becoming desperate.

Crump: No. Robotail, my love. Don’t die on me just now.

Mallow: Give it up! You’re falling apart.

Crump: Oh yeah. I still have one trick up my sleeve.

Crump pressed a button and a large vacuum came out of where Robotail’s mouth was suppose to be.

Crump: I’ll suck you all up and take you Grodus!

The vacuum activated and everybody was beginning to be sucked in. They tried to resist but they were being pulled towards.

Mallow: We’re doomed!

Waluigi: What are we going to do?

Banjo: Wait. I have an idea. Throw explosives into the vacuum.

Geno: That’s a great idea. We’ve no choice.

DK and Diddy threw orange grenades, Waluigi threw bombs, Geno used Geno Beam, and Kazooie fired grenade eggs. They all landed in the vacuum. Seconds later a rumbling began.

Crump: What’s that! The robot is reaching critical overload. My dear Robotail, I guess it just wasn’t meant to be. Good-bye my love. GOOD BYE!

Robotail exploded and Crump was sent flying off through the artic horizon.

Geno: Now let’s get back to the others.

Waluigi (calm): Yeah, we only got less than one minute before the laser destroys the Mushroom Kingdom

Everyone else: WHAT???!!!

Countdown Time 30 seconds

Grodus was on his last knees but he knew he couldn’t give up.

Grodus: This world shall be mine. I will make sure of this.

Mario smacked Grodus with his hammer and Grodus fainted. This cause the invisible wall to disappear.

Computer: Countdown to laser blast. 10, 9, 8, 7

Mario: LUIGI!

Luigi: I got it!

Luigi perform Thunder hand on the system.

Computer: 3, 2 …1……system terminated.

Everybody collapsed from the relief.

Yoshi: That was too close.

Mario: You can say that again.

Yoshi: That was too close.

Mario:…..

Computer: Self destruct sequence initiated. 60 seconds.

Mario:What!

Grodus: Fools! Don’t you think that I would have a backup plan? Now your lives will end along with mine.

The other heroes entered.

Mallow: What’s happening?

Luigi: This base is about to blow up!

Kazooie: AAHH!!!! And we can’t escape here fast enough!

Diddy: I guess this is the end.

Suddenly, as a miracle, a ball of white light appeared in front of everyone. The light began to shine brightly.

Mario: Wha…..

In a bright flash, everybody was gone except for Grodus.

Grodus: No. It can’t be!

Computer: 5

4

3

2




One!

Grodus: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

In an instant, the X-Nauts base blew up to smithereens. Mario and his friends were back safely inside the U.F.O. But they were confused about the ordeal.

Geno: That white light.

Mario: Saved us all.

Mallow: Kinda hard to believe to be honest.

Wario: Who cares? Our butts are saved. Take that Grodus! HA! By the way. Ta-da!

Wario showed everybody the Crystal Star.

Wario: I managed to get it before everything blew up. You can all worship me later. Here Mario, take it. And remember our little adventure together too. ‘Cause I’m not gonna be helpful after all of this over.

Wario tossed the Crystal Star at Mario.

Yoshi: That’s six! One more to go. Yippee!

Mario and friends found the sixth Crystal Star. Celebration is spread throughout the world as their planet wasn’t destroyed. There’s only one more Crystal Star left. Where could it be?