Haiku

[Glorb]

When I'm bored, I do haiku.

I ate an old shrimp
Later, I used the toilet
Old shrimp is quite bad

Once there was a guy
And then he got in his car
But was pulled over

The Fungi Forums
There are stories on the boards
Evil Bread's the best

[Kojinka]

I have two Mario-themed Haiku in my Super Mario Poetry thread.

[Insane Steve]

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[Quijo]

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Heh... I just realised that's actually a haiku. Congrats?

I like burritos
They taste nice and are so cool
I'll go have some now

[Kojinka]

Princess, oh, Princess.
The great dangerous perils,
Which I face for you.

Inspired by the Mario games and the Zelda games.

[BP]

In shcool we were made to do 3 Haikus, one traditional/of a season, one about something beautiful, and one irregular. I ended up writing PILES of them, seemingly on command.
Season (I did one of each and settled for spring's):

Spring is almost here.
Poisonous plants sprout from dirt.
Run for your short lives!

(Summer)
No more listening!
I can't wait to sleep al day!
Up till 3 A.M.

Leaves fall off of trees.
Islanders run from palm trees.
They might get flattened.

Fog makes the cars crash.
Cold makes the children complain.
Christmas brings me joy.

Others:

This is a haiku.
You really shouldn't read this.
Well, too late, you're done...

I hate these poems.
They are aggravating.
I just wrote one more.

Paper is so flat
though it wasm once a thick tree.
Flimsy as can be.

So many school thing.
They're driving us all insane!
I just blew a fuse...

My room is dirty.
I wish it would clean itself.
I'll do it later.

(Upon completing my science fair oard the night before its due date)
This board really sucks...
but at least I got it done.
No more worrying.

I know I had more somewhere... The "Beautiful" one had to do with a DS... I'll do some, right now, off the top of my head.

Nintendo is cool.
Go get yourself a DS.
You'll thank me later.

This is TMK.
All Mario, all the time.
Isn't that awesome?

Welcome to the board.
Deezer is feeding me bread!
Here, have some Febreze.

[G-Dawg]

What about the Hitler one BP?

[BP]

Oh, yeah. Ummm... See, Hitler liked to kill "deformed" people, right? I think it's true that Hitler had only one.... well, just read t3h haiku.

Hitler was deformed.
Did he ever kill himself?
50% man.

[Quijo]

Off the top of my head...

Writing haikus can
Be very entertaining
But it gets boring.

Super Mario
Brothers is a [darn] good game
I'll go play some now!

Saint Francis once said
"Pineapples go with pizza"
He was a wise man.

Don't you hate it when
People don't type properly
On boards and IMs?

Two plus two is four
See? I listen during Math
That makes me clever!

Now I am going
To bed to earn some good sleep
Snore snore snore snore snore...

[Glorb]

Hi, My name is Glorb
"Glorb" is Latin for "awesome"
I just made that up

[Markio]

The sheets are crumpled,
spread hopelessly across me,
while I dream of sleep.

I stare at the screen;
loudly the computer hums,
but silent am I.

Clouds lie so softly,
nestled on a hidden ground,
up above us all.

[BP]

Hmm, my haikus suck. But this IS a nice topic. Carry on, you guys.

[Kojinka]

What do ya mean, BP?  That Hitler one was hillarious!

[SolidShroom]

AOL is bad.
They make me want to throw up.
It is way too slow.

[CrzyFlmngMnkyHead]

Run through Bowser's feet.
Then, um, jump on the big axe.
Darn it, it's just Toad.

Nintendo is cool.
Sony is very evil.
Get a Wii insted.

That's all I could think of.