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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2006, 02:03:21 PM »
Kojinka missed it. My last post was a Haiku. I just missed "Enter."
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2006, 02:47:22 PM »
I didn't miss it. I just wanted to point out the funniest one.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2006, 02:58:24 PM »
I shouldn't assume. As usual, I am wrong. But being not wrong...

Well, it results in... being fed that stuff of doom. Wouldn't want that, no...
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2006, 08:07:56 PM »
This song is pretty.
It's performed by The Sundays;
the singer's British.

At least she has an accent.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2006, 08:05:12 PM »
Wario can bounce on grff-
ith if don can spacely on
the vidalia deli go shatf.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2006, 03:23:16 AM »
Haikus have three lines
They don't have to rhyme
Some are irregular
Just like this one

I know this doesn't really count, but, eh, whatever.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2006, 09:03:58 AM »
I once saw this one in someone's sig:

Writing a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffi.....

« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2006, 06:35:16 PM »
A seventeen syllable poem
Like this
Is possible but hard
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2006, 07:03:31 PM »
It's not difficult
if you count out syllables
with careful attention...tion.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2006, 08:54:39 PM »
Mario Brothers
Mario and Luigi
Heroic plumbers.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2006, 12:22:12 AM »
My hand got burned by
a flaming balloon ribbon.
G-Dawg, you pyro.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Hirocon

  • June 14-16, every year
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2006, 01:40:08 AM »
It glows from two screens.
I touch it and it makes noise.
It's my DS Lite.

« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2006, 03:38:31 PM »
I play with fire
I tested many items
I burnt my finger

I really did, and it really hurt!

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2006, 06:49:55 PM »
There once was a man.
This dude's name was Fairemaster.
He loved TV-Land.


« Last Edit: June 18, 2006, 06:51:29 PM by solidmushroom »

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2006, 08:37:18 PM »
Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools.

Bowser wrote that one and he recites it in SMRPG after you beat the Factory's Manager.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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