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Fan Creations / Re: Mario and the golden mushroom

« on: April 24, 2005, 06:04:58 PM »

Chapter 4: The Shadow Team~Kammy showed Bowser her crystal ball and Bowser began laughing evilly.  "Yeees, Bwah hah hah.  Nice work you old hag, Now I must steal that Golden Mushroom right from under Mario's big FAT NOSE!!!  BWAH HAH HAH HAH!...*coughs*" Kammy was still afraid to look at Bowser since there was only a mere towel covering her powerful king.  "How are you going to pull it off Lord Bowser?" she asked, "No offense, but that Mario always seems to...you know...win." Bowser sat down in his large throne thinking this over as he continued to brush his large teeth.  Just then a light bulb appeared over his head startling Kammy.  "Yes!  I've got it!" Bowser disappeared into his shell and came back out holding what looked like a business card.  "I got this from my friend, you know, that one dude.  X-Naut #79, or whatever.  Its the phone number of a group of evil henchwomen called 'The Shadow Sirens'.  OOOOO, for only 9.99 an hour they can be mine to help take over the world...lets see..."Bowser picked up his phone and dialed 1-800-EVL.  As the phone rang Bowser ripped off a hang-nail with his large fangs.  Phone Convo:
Beldam: "Hello, Shadow Sirens Department."
Bowser: "Hello is this...Marilyn?"
Beldam: "No this is Beldam.  Marilyn is my sister."
Bowser: "Oh...alright.  Listen, I need your help, and I heard that you and your other two sisters can help.  I need you over here A.S.A.P.-"  Suddenly Beldam popped out of the phone!  Following her was Marilyn, her round sister, and Doopliss, a ghost like guy with a sheet over his head.  "Whoa that was fast!" Bowser exclaimed.  Beldam was a little shocked to see him in a towel, a shower cap and holding a tooth brush, but oh well.  "THe Shadow Sirens and Freak in a Sheet at your service." she said.  "Wait!  Freak in a sheet?  He's not your sister!  On the card it said I would have help from Beldam Marilyn and Vivian, the shadow sirens." Beldam sighed, "Well, lets just say Vivian didn't have what it takes." Bowser nodded.  "Umm...my name is Doopliss-" "-any ways, what is it you would like mister..."  "Bowser" he replied, "Lord Bowser." Doopliss rolled his eyes as Marilyn began to drool.  "Right then Lord Bowser.  What is it you would like from us?" Belda, asked.  "I want you three to get rid of Mario once-and-for-ALL." The three of them froze at his name.  "I-I-I'm sorry...who?" Beldam asked, a little shooken up.  "Mario," Bowser replied bluntly, "A short chubby italian guy with a mustache.  Likes the color red, and has a cap with an 'M' on it." Beldam became nervous and Marilyn began to say things like 'guh guh!'  Bowser stared at Marilyn strangely.  "Uhh, whats wrong with miss plumb dumb and fat?" he asked, refering to Marilyn.  "Uh-h-h-h.  *clears throat* Lets just say, we've had bad experiances with Mario." Beldam relpied.  "REally?  Oh.  Well I don't care.  GO GET HIM!" he cried.  The Shadow Sirens (and Doopliss) jumped at his roaring voice.  "Alright Lord Bowser.  We'll do it." Beldam said getting braver, "We can take him my lovelies-or...lovely...?  Any ways.  Marilyn, Freak in a Sheet, LETS GO!" she cried as her and MArilyn disappeared into the shadows.  "Uhhh" Doopliss said, feeling very awkward.  He quickly tried to jump out the window only to find it was so strong that he bumped his head very hardly and fell to the floor with a THUNK.  "$#@%@!" he said, "Ummm...I'm just gonna use the front door," he said as he ran out the door and fell down the stairs.  Bowser sighed.  He knew they wouldn't prevail.  "So what are YOUR plans Lord Bowser?" Kammy asked.  "Well Kammy, I'm gonna do what I always do.  I'm just gonna sit on my tail, hoping that my minions will beat MArio.  Then I might kidnap peach, that hott slice of pie, and wait for Mario to get here so I can get ticked off.  Then I will most likely get beaten, but hopefully not." Bowser concluded.  "Wow Lord Bowser!  I am inspired by your positivness!" KAmmy exclaimed, clapping her hands.  "Thank you.  The goomba across the street convinced me to join this little club thing to help with negative attitudes.  Its doing wonders for me."  Kammy picked up her crystal ball, "I'm glad to hear that," she said as she excited the room.  "Ok," Bowser said, "Now where is my duckie-kins?"....
2 B CONTINUED!!!

"Mario!  How dare you interupt my family vacation!"

Edited by - The Blue Toad  on 4/24/2005 5:27:17 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Bowser-"I'm too old for this."

« on: April 24, 2005, 05:29:06 PM »

Good idea Screech.  Bowser had quite a lot of kids, and I can see that being a fun game.  And yes, his tactics are getting more mysterious and fun.  I didn't even think Bowser would appear in Super Mario Sunshine.
Yeah, Eggman will always and 4ever be in Sonic Games, And hopefully the same will be for Bowser in Mario games.

"Mario!  How dare you interupt my family vacation!"

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Fan Creations / Re: Mario and the golden mushroom

« on: April 24, 2005, 03:20:09 PM »

Chapter 3: Old Noki Explains it all~So there they were on the nice little boat.  "Oh!  Look at all the beautiful birds!" Peach cried as she gasped at the feathery wonders that flew by.  Yoshi stuck out his long, sticky tounge and ate every one of them.  Peach gasped and almost fainted.  "You eat to much!" she screamed.  Yoshi was taken aback and there was an awkward silence.  The pianta that was driving the boat began whistling the theme from Friends, which eventually started a convorsation on how Peach's favorite character was Monica, Toadsworth's was Chandler, Mario's was Ross, and Yoshi's was Joey.  The Pianta driving liked Pheebee, but no one really listened to him considering piantas don't have mouths.  Just up ahead they could see the towering mountains of Noki Bay.  "Awww!  Its so beautiful!" Peach cooed.  Yoshi would've eaten Noki Bay if it wasn't for how huge it was and how it was physically impossible...ant way, the boat stopped at the Fat Racoon's boat shop and they hopped off.  "Thank you Pianta That Drives the Boat," Toadsworth said as he drove away.  "Ok," Mario began, "We're here.  Now who would know most about this place?...hmm...The old grandpa dude!" Mario said, a light bulb appearing over his head that startled the others.  "Alright everyone, we know to go find this old Noki guy.  He was the dude that forced me to clean his little ocean," Mario said as he lead the way through the great bay.  "There he is!" Yoshi cried out once he saw the old Noki fishing by a pond.  "Hey YOU!!!" Yoshi cried.  The old Noki jumped and began running.  "HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!" screamed Peach.  Everyone covered their ears.  "My gosh Peach!  Shut up!" Yoshi said.  Mario jumped on Yoshi's back and began chasing the Noki!  "Faster!" Mario cried as the old Noki began to come into view, "Faster!"  The old one took a very sharp turn left to try and lose the italian one and his dinosaur, but it didn't worked.  The chase continued in a narrow crevice.  It seemed to go on forever until Mario noticed a dead end up ahead!  "GIVE UP OLD NOKI GUY!" MArio cried as they moved in on him.  The old Noki was cornered.  Just as Yoshi was about to ram him, he performed a Matrix moved as he bounced along the walls to end up behind Yoshi!  "That's enough." Yoshi said as he stuck out his tounge, grabbing the old Noki.  He was finally caught.  "Why are you running?  It's just me, Mario."  The old Noki whined: "I know.  I was just havin' fun."

LAter, back at Fat Raccoon's Boat Place...

"Alright Noki guy, do tell us what this map is." Toadsworth said.  The old Noki gasped at the sight of the map.  "Is that the map?!?!  THE map?!?!  The map that was given to me by the Shy-Guy Monks?"  Everyone nodded.  "Oops." the old guy said, "Van you all pretend you didn't hear what I just said?...please?"  They all shook their heads and the old noki sighed sadly, "Then I suppose I must tell you.  This map will lead you to the Great Golden Mushroom!" Mario gasped.  "A GOOOOOOLDEN Mushroom?" The old noki nodded, "Yes.  This Gold Mushroom has the power of all the mushrooms in the world.  Whoever has hold of this, will be all powerful." Everyone was in awe.  "OOOOOOOO" Peach said (even though i said awe not ooo), "Think of it MArio!  Boy would Bowser like to get his claws on that!"

MEanwhile in the Castle of Bowser...

Kammy Koopa is gazing through her crystal ball at the four heroes.  She laughed annoyingly and called for Bowser, "Lord Bowser!  Oh, Lord Bowser!  Come Quickly!!!" Bowser came stmoping in, a towel arounf his waste, a shower cap on, and a tooth bruch in one hand with a rubber duck in the other.  "WHAT?  Is something cool happening?" he asked excitedly.  Kammy was embarrased as was Bowser.  He quickly chucked away his rubber duckie, quietly saying, "sorry duckie-kins!" afterwards.  Bowser cleared his throat and said darkly, "What is it?"
......2 be Continued.....

"Mario!  How dare you interupt my family vacation!"

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General Chat / Re: School

« on: April 24, 2005, 02:53:36 PM »

I would say my fav. subject is Language Arts, mostly because I like to write and I like my classmates.  Or its band...no, Language.  Band is great though.

"Mario!  How dare you interupt my family vacation!"

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Fan Creations / Re: Mario and the golden mushroom

« on: April 24, 2005, 02:29:55 PM »

Whoa.  What's with the creepy tree?  That's even more weird and random then me...ok, the next chapter:

Chapter 2: A Team!~Mario made it back to Delfino Plaza.  "Hold it right there!" yelled the pianta police guy.  He jogged up to mario taking deep breaths, "I don't like you," he said.  "I know..." said Mario expecting there to be more.  The police guy ran back to his post and mario wished he had FLUDD so he could spray the weird guy.  Mario rushed into the hotel.  He was so excited to see what this map was for!  He knocked on Toadsworth's door to hear him mumble.  "Hold on," Mario tapped his foot impatiently as Toadsworth tried to figure out the lock on his door.  "...so...do you take out this little knobby thing-or-" Toadsworth began as he kept trying to unlcok his door.  There was a bit of cursing as he pulled at the door over and over again.  Finally he got it open.  "Ah, Master Mario.  So good to see you.  Please, come in." he said as he opened the door.  "Thank you," MArio replied as he walked in,"Now let me just cut to the chase." Mario took out the map and tossed it at Toadsworth.  He missed and fumbled with it for a while until he accidentally dropped it out the window.  Mario sighed angrily.  "Way to go oldie." he rushed outside grabbed the map, and ran back inside.  This time he HANDED the map to Toadsworth for him to look over.  "Hmmm," the old fungus said, "This appears to be a map." Mario nodded, "....I know.  A map of what?"  "Hmmm," he said once more, "...this is a map of a place-" "Ok thats not funny, Toadsworth, what is this map showing?" Mario asked impatiently.  "Ok ok ok, sorry.  This is a map of some sort of underground temple...yes...and it appears to be under Noki Bay." Mario thought about this for a second or two, "A map of an underground temple in Noki Bay...interesting." "Not really," Toadsworth replied, "Its just a map.  Plus there are a lot of templey things in Noki Bay." Mario knew this, but still had a strange feeling about this map.  "Come on," he said, "We're going to Noki Bay." Toadsworth seemed a little surprised, "What?  Why?"  "Why do you think?" Mario grabbed his hand (no not like that kind of holding hands *rolls eyes*) and pulled him out into the hallway only to run into non other then Princess Peach.  "Mario!  Toadsworth!  Where are you going?" Mario hesitated, "Uhhh...no where Peachy darling."
"Peachy-what?" Peach asked a little harshly.  "Um-nothing.  Any ways, we are going to-" "We're gonna go to Noki Bay!" Toadsworth interuptted.  Mario sighed.  Peach clapped her hands with joy, "Oh goody!  I can get an excellent tan there!  I'm coming with!" "Alright," Mario replied, "LEts just go already." The three of them walked out into the warm Delfino sun.  Peach was enjoying the scenery while Toadsworth told the other Toads that he wouldn't be long.  As the walked around the corner they found Yoshi (the original green Yoshi) at the banana fruit stand.  "PLease!" he begged.  "NO!" cried the pianta lady that owned the banana stand, "No free fruit!" Yoshi stared at her for a while, and quickly stuck out his tounge and grabbed a banana.  "AHAHFDSHFASHFAHFHDAAAALALAKAJASHDFHAHFASDH!!!" she screamed.  "My gosh settle down!" Yoshi said slapping her, "It'll grow back in like two seconds, geesh.  Oh, hey Mario!" he said as he noticed Mario approaching, "Where are you going?" Toadsworth tried to grab a banana like Yoshi but the pianta lady slapped his hand.  "Hi Yoshi, we're going to Noki Bay." MArio replied as he headed onto the beach, Yoshi following.  "Oh cool!" Yoshi said, "can I come!" Mario jumped onto a boat, the others doing the same.  "Sure, why not." Mario replied.  The four of them set of to Noki Bay with a map of some sort of underground temple.  What does this mean?  I dunno!  Lets find out as the story continues...

"Mario!  How dare you interupt my family vacation!"

Edited by - The Blue Toad  on 4/24/2005 1:36:39 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: The Perfect Peach

« on: April 24, 2005, 02:05:11 PM »

Yeah, whats Toad doin' in there anyways?

I like how they even put in her parasole from the end of SMS when she's floating down from the jucuzzi.

"Mario!  How dare you interupt my family vacation!"

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Fan Creations / Re: Mario and the golden mushroom

« on: April 24, 2005, 12:13:12 PM »

um...if that means have it end, then I will one chapter at a time.

Chapter 1: A Map~MArio was drinking a watermelon slushi while laying down on the beach.  Those annoying duck dudes were bugging Mario for the slushi.  "NO!" Mario yelled as he kicked the duck thing away.  Peach and Toadsworth were napping at the hotel since Peach had a long stressful day with Bowser, and Toadsworth was just plain old.  Just then, a red duck ran up to Mario and flipped him into the air, "HEY!" Mario yelled as his slushi fell into the ocean and he landed face first into the sand.  "I hate you stupid ducks." Mario mumbled to himself as he sick out grains of sand.  Then he spit something out that he didn't expect.  A peice of battered old paper.  "Aha!" he said, "What is this?" Mario looked at the paper to find it was a strange looking map.  He couldn't figure it out.  'I should bring this to Toadsworth,' Mario thought.  He got up and ran to the boat that brought him here in the first place, and made his way back to Delfino Plaza.

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Fan Creations / Re: Mario Forms A Rock Band!

« on: April 24, 2005, 11:46:29 AM »

That would be great.  You could be Mario, Amp, DK, Yoshi, etc.  I would LOVE to see Luigi prancing around with a kazoo and Mario watching him with an annoyed look on his face.  I can't help but smile when I just think about it!

So, when is this story going to be worked on again?  I can't wait to see what happens next!

What are the toads in SMS REALLY doing when Mario isn't looking?

If Toad is a mushroom and a mushroom is a fungus and a fungus is a decomposer, can we say that Toad is a decomposer?

Edited by - The Blue Toad  on 4/28/2005 5:37:54 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: Bowser-"I'm too old for this."

« on: April 24, 2005, 11:41:50 AM »

Yeah, i loved being Bowser in Paper MArio 2.  His fire breath was great :D I agree, Donkey Kong showed up right away with Mario (as Jumpman).  He should be in more Mario games, but where would he fit in?

What are the toads in SMS REALLY doing when Mario isn't looking?

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Mario Chat / Re: Bowser-"I'm too old for this."

« on: April 24, 2005, 01:23:36 AM »

Oh, cool!  I didn't know that you could write your own theories!  Thanx for the editting advice too.

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Fan Creations / Re: Mario Forms A Rock Band!

« on: April 24, 2005, 01:21:26 AM »

omg!  This is the greatest story ever!  I laughed so hard.  This would make a kilarious video game.

"DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THE CAPITAL OF BOSTWANA?!?!"

"...no"

What are the toads in SMS REALLY doing when Mario isn't looking?

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Mario Chat / Re: Bowser-"I'm too old for this."

« on: April 24, 2005, 12:46:40 AM »

Sorry that I'm double-posting (I dont want Mr.Wiggles to n00b smash me) but let me just change the subject.  Does anyone else think that Kammy Koopa deserves to be in a good
3-D, non-paper mario game?

What are the toads in SMS REALLY doing when Mario isn't looking?

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Forum Games / Re: little story of luigi!!!

« on: April 24, 2005, 12:42:48 AM »

haha.  i liked the story.  it reminded me of something that would be in Paper MArio 2.

What are the toads in SMS REALLY doing when Mario isn't looking?

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Forum Games / Re: The story of the blue toad...

« on: April 24, 2005, 12:38:38 AM »

Ya know, I'll leave the story here-it turns out Bowser was throwin' toad a surprise party.  hey, it turns out this king koopa isn't such a bad guy after all.  THE END.  you know, Im actually not that much of a toad fan.  They bug me sometimes.  I crack up everytime in SMS though when Toadsworth says, "Now, now boys.  Don't get too close to the goop." or something.  I love that.  THe dude's voice is hilarious.

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Mario Chat / Re: Bowser-"I'm too old for this."

« on: April 24, 2005, 12:22:33 AM »

lol.  Ok, what was this forum thingy supposed to be about??  Oh right, a new bad dude...quite frankly I like Bowser as the bad dude, and wouldn't really like it if some other guy took his place so, yeah...

What are the toads in SMS REALLY doing when Mario isn't looking?