Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 441496 times)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2385 on:** March 31, 2009, 10:21:10 PM »

Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon, however, had decided they had not liked working together, and instead held a staring contest; at last report, the death toll was 100 million and rising, causing Toad to attempt to escape in his wonderous spaceship.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2386 on:** March 31, 2009, 11:34:56 PM »

His spaceship, however, could not clear the atmosphere before the earth exploded.

MegaSonic · « **Reply #2387 on:** April 01, 2009, 02:50:49 PM »

As he was flung from the planet and his spaceship, Toad decided to break the law of having to breathe air, so that he may survive in space.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2388 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:23:48 PM »

Toad saw Wario in space, who was still alive because he was breathing his own farts.

MegaSonic · « **Reply #2389 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:49:35 PM »

They decided to get into a sissy slap fight, because of what happened 5 years ago in Wario's Woods.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2390 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:55:48 PM »

One slap caused them to fly apart, dooming Wario and Toad to drift alone forever.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2391 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:02:14 PM »

Toad began to eat his own FLESH!

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2392 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:23:42 AM »

Then he realized how disgusting that was, and was rescued by Rosalina and the Lumas (not that his realization caused the rescue).

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2393 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:43:09 AM »

Unfortunately, he had already eaten his entire head.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2394 on:** April 03, 2009, 01:24:23 PM »

So Rosalina put him in the paradox-reversal machine, returning his FLESH to normal.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2395 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:04:09 PM »

Rosalina looked at Toad seriously, and said, in a hopeful voice, "Toad, with your flesh returned to normal... I think we might stand a chance of saving Earth."

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2396 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:08:23 PM »

Meanwhile, Wario was floating alone in space and nearly dead; however, a giant spacecraft came out of nowhere and abducted his frozen body.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2397 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:11:03 PM »

The amateur bounty hunter, not recognizing Wario's infamous visage, chopped his body up and sold it as scrap FLESH to a nomad troupe of professional FLESH-buyers... one might even call them proFLESHinals.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2398 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:22:57 PM »

However, some wizard guy cast a spell on Wario's body before being chopped up, causing the bits of FLESH to grow and mutate into millions of malicious mini-Warios!

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #2399 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:52:11 PM »

Hilarity ensued.