Bowser falls over while walking along a narrow cliff which was surrounded by lava. He falls on his back, and gets stuck there. He remains there for 3,000 years, dies from boredom, and Kamek the 87th comes, sees Bowser, and gives him a Life Shroom. "Yippee!" he yells. "Bowser lives!" He jumps up and down, and Bowser is quite happy as well, until the constant jumping-up-and-down of Kamek causes the cliff to break off, and to fall into lava. Kamek flies off, but Bowser, being stuck to the cliff, dies.
Oh, and if we should stick with Bowser, then why do we want Smithy, Wart and Tatanga back?
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''