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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: July 13, 2010, 07:47:32 PM »

Tom Waits
"What's He Building in There?"
Mule Variations

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Forum Games / Re: You Nostalgia, You Lose

« on: July 13, 2010, 07:28:36 PM »

I lost. And then I cried.

Eddie never got to complete all 100 deeds!

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General Chat / Re: Cravin' Haven

« on: July 13, 2010, 07:20:30 PM »

Is this some new hip slang, or a misuse of the word?

It can refer to a movie, song, really anything. It's like a generic noun and I only use it because I secretly desperately long to be black.

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General Chat / Re: The HOPEFUL thread: Be happy here!

« on: July 13, 2010, 06:19:34 AM »

Weegee, we don't refer to Presidents as their last name followed by "inator" here in America. Go force your Canadian phrases on a different country.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sharron Angle

« on: July 12, 2010, 11:49:54 PM »

I like how it's cool beans that I called all homeschoolers twisted freaks but once I drop the V word everyone's all WHOA WAIT WHAT

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: July 12, 2010, 11:47:33 PM »

My AssBerry can't view images so I'm assuming that Weegee's describing real life.

Oh hey, I was actually right. Now it's not funny.

Of course, it wasn't funny to begin with since it was a repost by Weegee, soooo...?

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General Chat / Re: The HOPEFUL thread: Be happy here!

« on: July 12, 2010, 11:45:12 PM »

DC is actually full of recently murdered homeless and crackheads.

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General Chat / Cravin' Haven

« on: July 12, 2010, 11:42:18 PM »

So I got around to seeing the pilot for that new joint on the SciFi channel, Haven. In case you're wondering, it's another show in the long line of attempts at creating a new modern-day Twin Peaks (a challenge, considering only about eight and a half people have actually watched that show). In layman's terms, that translates to a barely-coherent plot, a murder in a small town, the FBI, and characters that desperately try to be "quirky", because lord knows it's so darn hard to come up with actual character personalities when you're a writer.

So imagine my surprise when Haven ain't actually half bad. I had to hold back vomit during scenes of cops grabbing evidence in their bare hands and stomping all over the place like the ****ing Iron Giant, but aside from that, the show is surprisingly likeable. I might just miss it when it inevitably ends up being forced into a [dukar]ty timeslot and being cancelled.

So, anyone else have any thoughts on the show?

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Sharron Angle

« on: July 12, 2010, 06:19:26 PM »

• How does one "morph into" being a virgin?

By being homeschooled.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Anyone else play Team Fortress?

« on: July 11, 2010, 09:03:12 PM »

The other day I got like five achievements at once after I moved a sentry that killed a dude and then finished off another dude with my vanilla shotty. When I taunted him with my wrench, I got the one for doing the guitar taunt (???)

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: July 11, 2010, 08:59:28 PM »

Well that's one more catchphrase Weegee's ruined.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: July 11, 2010, 08:29:06 PM »

Nas & Damian Marley
"As We Enter"
Distant Relatives

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 11, 2010, 08:25:20 PM »

Aw hell, my blackberry doesn't display any pictures. **** my life :( :( :( :(

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: July 11, 2010, 08:23:07 PM »

Bunion rings

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Blizzard forums to require real names

« on: July 11, 2010, 08:20:43 PM »

Yeah, only on this board.