I cannot approve of this thread or its line of thinking. It took me until my third year of college before I could finally understand how [chocolate] milk must be savored. I suppose drinking out of a 32-ounce cup complicated things, but I figured it out eventually.
EDIT: This reminds me of my very first signature, back in 2005. Also, I went upstairs and confirmed the volume of the well-used, ugly plastic cup.