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« on: November 04, 2002, 07:55:49 PM »
The TMK Bible

A long time ago a man named Miyamato made
aplumber named Mario.Many years later a man
named Deezer created his own realm that worshipped Mario.
It was known as the Mushroom Kingdom.
He then created a place where people could discuss the amazing Mario
and he made Fungi Forums,a place to discuss the plumber.
And so many came.A messanger in the guise of an animal arrived and warned all
of the people of a great evil aproaching.No one beleived him and then
the antideezer,Grimsack arrived...Then he left after being yelled at
and peace was brought back to the forum.

Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2002, 08:13:13 PM »
HAHAHAHA... not funny.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:

Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had se­x with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat se­x!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have se­x with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!

Edited by - Deezer on 11/8/2002 12:26:49 PM

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2002, 11:13:51 PM »
Peace returned to the forum?
Where?
What we need is a great flood around here.
Maybe someday, when people stop criticizing and flaming each other, and no one uses the loopholes anymore, THEN, maybe peace will return to the forum.
That was a joke.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2002, 12:20:08 AM »
And then Frostbite left the Great Forum, and
everyone begged him to come back. At that point in time, no one knew what would happen next...
That was a joke.

« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2002, 06:35:24 AM »
Then Tanas suggested they go and advertise this forum and maybe visit his....

I am the guardian of the forests,I am the guardian of the swamps.I am half Bear,half Frog.

BearFrog a.k.a. Greg

Edited by - Deezer on 11/8/2002 12:28:10 PM
I am the guardian of the forests,I am the guardian of the swamps.I am half Bear,half Frog.

BearFrog a.k.a. Greg

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