E.Gadd: "Hey! I stopped inventing things!"
Bowser: "Really? I'm so happy for you! We should go eat cookies."
Bubbles: "Cookies? Meh. I'm depressed."
Peach: "Oh, shut up, Bubbles. No one invited your ass anyway."
Toad: "Meow?"
Mario: "Oh, Toad... you know I can't control myself when you wear those cat ears."
Toad: "...Meow?" *runs away* "MEEEEEEEOW!!"
Chuck Quizmo: "Hey, guess what, guys? Nintendo put me in another game!"
Dr. Topper: "Me too!"
Flavio: "And me! Also I'm totally into chicks and not dudes!"
Krystal: "I'm a Mario character!"