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« on: January 16, 2006, 06:27:04 PM »
Link: I thought... *is grabbed by Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Say another word and rabid LoZ fans will tear the arena up. *sticks duck tape on Link's mouth and throws him up*
*Mewtwo taunts until Zelda knocks him with the hammer*
Mewtwo: I'm blasting off again! *becomes star*
Zelda: No one messes with Linky-poo except me!
meanwhile.
Peach: Oh, so you wanna play rough, eh, Marikins?
Mario: Please-a, Peach, don't-a ca... *Mario gets wacked with Peach's frying pan*
Peach: *twisted smile* You can bake you own supper tonight.
*Mario wipes lip and finds red on his glove*
Mario: Wait. There's-a no blood on-a Super Smash-a Brothers-a Melee.