Post Mario court cases you can think of. Here's mine:
October 31,1988
Koopa Troopa: All rise for the less-than-honorable Judge Roy.
Roy: SIT DOWN AND SHUT-UP! The court case of Yoshi+Iggy v. Wendy O. is now in session.
Yoshi: Wendy O. is beating everyone on Yoshi's Island to the ground with a baseball bat stolen from Yoshi Park.
Wendy O.: Objection!
Roy: Granted.
Iggy: I'd like to call Birdo to the stand.
Birdo walks to the stand
Birdo: I didn't do it!
Iggy: We aren't saying you did anything. Now, is it true that Wendy O. was beating everyone on Yoshi's Island with a stolen baseball bat?
Birdo: Yes, that's true.
Iggy: I rest my case.
Roy: This court case will be in recess until the jury makes-up their micro-minds.
(Lemmy, a dry bones , Wario, Daisy, Ludwig, and Larry are in the jury)
5 hours later.
Roy: The jury has made a verdict.
(Lemmy keeps falling off of a ball, Dry bones is stupid, Wario is mugging Daisy, Ludwig is counting the money he is making off of his music on cassettes, and Larry is making noises similar to that of a floppy drive)
Roy: I said: THE JURY HAS MADE A VERDICT!!
Dry bones: Our final verd- What were we doing?
Lemmy: *whispers* jury duty and the verdict is guilty.
Dry bones: Our final verdict is GUILTY. *sits down*
Roy: I sentence Wendy O. to 17 years of serving lunch in prison. Case closed! *bangs gavel*
Wendy O.: This case is rigged! They paid the jury to say I'm guilty! They cheated!
(rest of 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004.)
Wendy O. is serving lunch to Koopa Troopas with grafitied shells, tatoos, and eye patches that were convicted of robberies, assult, ETC. until 2005.
